The NDFister Thread

[IrishLax]

I feel it's high time we had a post specifically dedicated to his Twitter gems. And then we can laugh and/or cry at them. I'll get it started:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ND&src=hash">#ND</a> coaching staff hope you are enjoying your quiet weekend. Take a look at what's going on around the country with other elite <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BCS&src=hash">#BCS</a></p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360862617742475264">July 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[NDBoiler]

I feel it's high time we had a post specifically dedicated to his Twitter gems. And then we can laugh and/or cry at them. I'll get it started:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dear <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ND&src=hash">#ND</a> coaching staff hope you are enjoying your quiet weekend. Take a look at what's going on around the country with other elite <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BCS&src=hash">#BCS</a></p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360862617742475264">July 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[STLDomer]

Guy is a mega douche but I will say I don't know why we don't have a thing like FNL or BBQ in the Big House. We haven't had a big visit all month.

 

[Emcee77]

Haha so glad you started this, Lax. I wept hard, bitter tears when I read these two posts in a thread on BGI:

ndguy7 said...

69 you are relentless, that is why you would be great at Blue and Gold. You are a 5 STAR FAN! . . . . . Go Irish!clap

SCirish843 said ...

Would be like leaving Einstein at the patent office, we need star out there greasing palms and tweeting recruits.

(For those who don't know, Fister's 247 handle is star69; these two posts are addressed to/refer to him.)

These doofuses are openly encouraging him. Gah the stupidity.

 

[SoIll]

Guy is a mega douche but I will say I don't know why we don't have a thing like FNL or BBQ in the Big House. We haven't had a big visit all month.

agreed..

 

[NDBoiler]

Guy is a mega douche but I will say I don't know why we don't have a thing like FNL or BBQ in the Big House. We haven't had a big visit all month.

Fair point, but I'll play devil's advocate a little here. Do you think BK and Co didn't realize that until that tool was smart enough to bring it to their attention? I guess at least now they can really start making plans for something big since they just became aware of what other schools' recruiting tactics are. Before Fist let them know how to do their job (since he obviously knows how to do it much better) they were completely in the dark. Thank goodness he was so kind to enlighten them on the best recruiting strategeries, because they really suck at this recruiting thing on their own.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

'Crootin'.

Still think we should dox this fool and send his info to ND Compliance.

 

[sparkyND]

I'm sorry but who is this fellow? Is there a separate thread where I can read about it?

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Some people accuse me of being him.


Oh, damned.

That was Grubl. And Grubl is no Fister! Sorry.

I will get away from this narrative.

 

[Cackalacky]

Haha so glad you started this, Lax. I wept hard, bitter tears when I read these two posts in a thread on BGI:

ndguy7 said...



SCirish843 said ...


(For those who don't know, Fister's 247 handle is star69; these two posts are addressed to/refer to him.)

These doofuses are openly encouraging him. Gah the stupidity.

SCirish843 is from my neck of the woods. He misrepresenting the Low Country. A shame be upon him.

 

[ShakeDown]

He's infamous around 247. Saw him over at UCLAs site asking about Holmes a while back. Earlier today some folks on Wolverine247 calling him out like he was a known name in regards to the Fournette saga, I guess Star was celebrating with the Geaux247 board.

I mean I read those boards too but c'mon man.

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

Guy is a mega douche but I will say I don't know why we don't have a thing like FNL or BBQ in the Big House. We haven't had a big visit all month.

^ This

 

[TheTurningPoint]

The staff had a bbq with recruits in June....and that turned out pretty damn well lol. So you could say they are ahead of the game. BK and Martin were taking in Patriots practice today. But I mean who am I to tell NDFister what to do....guy knows more and recruits more than Coach Alford.

 

[Rhode Irish]

He's infamous around 247. Saw him over at UCLAs site asking about Holmes a while back. Earlier today some folks on Wolverine247 calling him out like he was a known name in regards to the Fournette saga, I guess Star was celebrating with the Geaux247 board.

I mean I read those boards too but c'mon man.

Where do people find the time? I mean, I like college football. But unless you are deriving income from it, it really should not be the center of your life. I don't know Fister, but I'm guessing he is leaving a lot on the table with respect to having a well rounded existence.

 

[Irishnuke]

Should be the only nominee for thread of the year.

 

[notredomer23]

Is his last name actually Fister or does he like getting fisted?

Can't stand this guy. I was surprised when I clicked on his twitter page that he somehow was following 2000 people, and even more surprised I was one of em. I guess I've made it.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

The staff had a bbq with recruits in June....and that turned out pretty damn well lol. So you could say they are ahead of the game. BK and Martin were taking in Patriots practice today. But I mean who am I to tell NDFister what to do....guy knows more and recruits more than Coach Alford.

Now, that shiit is funny.

 

[IrishLax]

Is his last name actually Fister or does he like getting fisted?

Can't stand this guy. I was surprised when I clicked on his twitter page that he somehow was following 2000 people, and even more surprised I was one of em. I guess I've made it.

The real questions are: has he started recruiting you yet? If so, what other schools are you considering? And would you describe the effect his contact will have on your final decision as profound, major, or considerable?

 

[IrishLax]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/THunterJr">@THunterJr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/D_Smythe80">@d_smythe80</a> hope pops hooked you up with better seats than that.</p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360920008882257922">July 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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To a picture that has them sitting in a box/club level of some sort.

 

[notredomer23]

The real questions are: has he started recruiting you yet? If so, what other schools are you considering? And would you describe the effect his contact will have on your final decision as profound, major, or considerable?

I showed him my tape and he said he will make sure Tony Alford starts recruiting me because they need more 185 pound running backs who run 4.8 40s. Idk why, but I believe him, yo.

 

[Rhode Irish]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/THunterJr">@THunterJr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/D_Smythe80">@d_smythe80</a> hope pops hooked you up with better seats than that.</p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360920008882257922">July 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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To a picture that has them sitting in a box/club level of some sort.

I was going to say....that is a luxury box. Haha. I was in a box for a Celtics playoff game a couple months ago, and I texted a picture of my view to some friends. One of them responded "nice nosebleed seats." I assumed he was being funny, but now I don't know. Maybe people really can't tell.

Anyways, even if Torii was in the last row of the stadium, what kind of asshat says that to someone?

 

[NDWorld247]

Should be the only nominee for thread of the year.

I was thinking the opposite. I hate that this tool has his own thread. With that said, outside of IE, his twitter account is the place to go for breaking ND recruiting news. I check it daily...usually when I'm taking a shiit.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/THunterJr">@THunterJr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/D_Smythe80">@d_smythe80</a> hope pops hooked you up with better seats than that.</p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360920008882257922">July 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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To a picture that has them sitting in a box/club level of some sort.

Dear Freaking Gawd...

 

[clashmore_mike]

he blocked me a while back on the twitter and I wasn't following him. glad I'll be able to see his greatest hits here.

 

[STLDomer]

The staff had a bbq with recruits in June....and that turned out pretty damn well lol. So you could say they are ahead of the game. BK and Martin were taking in Patriots practice today. But I mean who am I to tell NDFister what to do....guy knows more and recruits more than Coach Alford.

BBQ is during a Saturday afternoon and some of the big targets left before it happened I believe. Also a lot these teams (Michigan, Ohio State, Georgia, Florida, Stanford etc) have camp in June and a different Friday Night Lights type event (elite invite only, some only like 30 guys like Michigan and some hundreds like UGA, working out or just watching under the lights in the stadium, music pumping, families present, current players hanging around) in July.

I got faith in the staff but it seems like something they should try.

Also someone on ISD spotted this on ESPN:

 

[NDinMich]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/THunterJr">@THunterJr</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/D_Smythe80">@d_smythe80</a> hope pops hooked you up with better seats than that.</p>— Joshua (@NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDFister/statuses/360920008882257922">July 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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To a picture that has them sitting in a box/club level of some sort.

No doubt, that is a suite at Comerica Park and NDFister wants better seats? Only ones better than that are in the Tigers dugout!

 

[TheTurningPoint]

BBQ is during a Saturday afternoon and some of the big targets left before it happened I believe. Also a lot these teams (Michigan, Ohio State, Georgia, Florida, Stanford etc) have camp in June and a different Friday Night Lights type event (elite invite only, some only like 30 guys like Michigan and some hundreds like UGA, working out or just watching under the lights in the stadium, music pumping, families present, current players hanging around) in July.

I got faith in the staff but it seems like something they should try.

Also someone on ISD spotted this on ESPN:

Why would ND want to have something like that? Just curious? ND is doing just fine in my opinion, but maybe tell Fister so he can pass it along to the ND brass lol.

 

[johnnycando]

Also someone on ISD spotted this on ESPN:

That is a really cool little blue question mark.

But do you have the right to repost it?

 

[TheTurningPoint]

That is a really cool little blue question mark.

But do you have the right to repost it?

He was "summarizing" it. Leave him alone

 

[NDdomer2]

so we should do something like the teams who have lower rated recruiting classes than us?