we could always start up @FisterND
Sounds good, but I warn you that my fireplace is natural gas. An odd thing in light of the fact that it appears to be original in a house built in 1913. I haven't "flamed on" since shortly after I bought the place in 1983. I doubt that the (possibly) asbestos fake logs are a real health hazard. The woman from whose estate I bought it lived in the house for over 60 years and lived well into her 80's.
I do have a cast iron chiminea in the backyard and a neighbor with lots of wood. There's only about two or three inches of snow on the ground.
Cigars and bourbon are very warming.
You need to start inviting all the ladies over to enjoy that, d. Chicks love them some chimineas!
Those things are so money, dude, I bet you could get all 4 of the Golden Girls to drop their panties for you next to that aphrodisiac!
While on the subject of fake twitters, there's a fake Elam account.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dont Believe Me? Just Watch, Ill Be The Head Burger Flipper At McDonalds By Summer <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Goal&src=hash">#Goal</a></p>— Not Matt Elam (@FailIsLife69) <a href="https://twitter.com/FailIsLife69/statuses/409121486424014848">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Anyone catch the real Fister calling out a mitary vet today? I say we go on a reporting spree and get this clown suspended at the very least.
... Going after a 3-tour vet with the statement "Nobody more deadly on battlefield than a Fister."? What an ass clown.
While on the subject of fake twitters, there's a fake Elam account.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dont Believe Me? Just Watch, Ill Be The Head Burger Flipper At McDonalds By Summer <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Goal&src=hash">#Goal</a></p>— Not Matt Elam (@FailIsLife69) <a href="https://twitter.com/FailIsLife69/statuses/409121486424014848">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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A fister is slang for an artillery soldier. I am guessing our asshat star was one judging by his comment
A fister is slang for an artillery soldier. I am guessing our asshat star was one judging by his comment
I thought it was his last name?
A fister is slang for an artillery soldier. I am guessing our asshat star was one judging by his comment
I thought it was his last name.... No?
“@FakeIrishManiac: Anyone else notice that Fister follows an excessive amount of porn stars?”
“@FakeIrishManiac: I mean his whole timeline has to be fake bewbs and high school recruits”
“@FakeIrishManiac: That's gotta be awkward late at night...”