The NDFister Thread

TheTurningPoint

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This thread and @FakeNDFister was legendary for the time being haha. Ironic how the account that is harmless got suspended.

I thought it was GB, but he declined with sadness when asked haha.
 

irishog77

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Sounds good, but I warn you that my fireplace is natural gas. An odd thing in light of the fact that it appears to be original in a house built in 1913. I haven't "flamed on" since shortly after I bought the place in 1983. I doubt that the (possibly) asbestos fake logs are a real health hazard. The woman from whose estate I bought it lived in the house for over 60 years and lived well into her 80's.

I do have a cast iron chiminea in the backyard and a neighbor with lots of wood. There's only about two or three inches of snow on the ground.

Cigars and bourbon are very warming.

You need to start inviting all the ladies over to enjoy that, d. Chicks love them some chimineas!

Those things are so money, dude, I bet you could get all 4 of the Golden Girls to drop their panties for you next to that aphrodisiac!
 

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You need to start inviting all the ladies over to enjoy that, d. Chicks love them some chimineas!

Those things are so money, dude, I bet you could get all 4 of the Golden Girls to drop their panties for you next to that aphrodisiac!

Listen, 300 pounds of cast iron with a fire blazing inside can be quite seductive – especially with enough whiskey, wine or cognac.

That three of the four Golden Girls have now "moved on" leaves me wondering about just what you think of me and my predilections.

Betty White, I must say, is delightfully feisty ...
 

dublinirish

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for every fake fister profile that gets shut down just keep making more lol
 

peoriairish

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While on the subject of fake twitters, there's a fake Elam account.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dont Believe Me? Just Watch, Ill Be The Head Burger Flipper At McDonalds By Summer <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Goal&src=hash">#Goal</a></p>— Not Matt Elam (@FailIsLife69) <a href="https://twitter.com/FailIsLife69/statuses/409121486424014848">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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While on the subject of fake twitters, there's a fake Elam account.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dont Believe Me? Just Watch, Ill Be The Head Burger Flipper At McDonalds By Summer <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Goal&src=hash">#Goal</a></p>— Not Matt Elam (@FailIsLife69) <a href="https://twitter.com/FailIsLife69/statuses/409121486424014848">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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I don't think any of those burgers would make it to the customers.
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/TomLoy247">@TomLoy247</a> they could be doing a better job evaluating 2015/2016 kids. Schools have more in their 15/16 classes. Just dont agree w strategy</p>— Fake ND Fister (@Fake_NDFister) <a href="https://twitter.com/Fake_NDFister/statuses/409415116401041408">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Anyone catch the real Fister calling out a mitary vet today? I say we go on a reporting spree and get this clown suspended at the very least.
 

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Anyone catch the real Fister calling out a mitary vet today? I say we go on a reporting spree and get this clown suspended at the very least.

Wow he really crossed a ton of lines on that one. Going after a 3-tour vet with the statement "Nobody more deadly on battlefield than a Fister."? What an ass clown.
 

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While on the subject of fake twitters, there's a fake Elam account.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dont Believe Me? Just Watch, Ill Be The Head Burger Flipper At McDonalds By Summer <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Goal&src=hash">#Goal</a></p>— Not Matt Elam (@FailIsLife69) <a href="https://twitter.com/FailIsLife69/statuses/409121486424014848">December 7, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Bama fan all day
 

GoldenIsThyFame

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A fister is slang for an artillery soldier. I am guessing our asshat star was one judging by his comment
 

ResLife Hero

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A fister is slang for an artillery soldier. I am guessing our asshat star was one judging by his comment

If that's the case for him, then I'm sorry, but I still don't see the rationale behind his posts today. Everyone who serves deserves credit, but that's not the message he was sending out.
 

blueNDgold44

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I really thought he was some HS kid w/ no friends and needed a hobby. The fact that he is old enough to have served and came back already makes it even creepier.
 
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“@FakeIrishManiac: Anyone else notice that Fister follows an excessive amount of porn stars?”

“@FakeIrishManiac: I mean his whole timeline has to be fake bewbs and high school recruits”

“@FakeIrishManiac: That's gotta be awkward late at night...”
 

blueNDgold44

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“@FakeIrishManiac: Anyone else notice that Fister follows an excessive amount of porn stars?”

“@FakeIrishManiac: I mean his whole timeline has to be fake bewbs and high school recruits”

“@FakeIrishManiac: That's gotta be awkward late at night...”

Glorious
 

dublinirish

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i saw the fake Elam account before, i think its one of his HS buddies
 
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