Michigan’s 31-0 loss to Notre Dame on Saturday wasn’t easy for Wolverine fans to stomach, especially an individual named Paul.
Paul called into Ann Arbor radio station WTKA after the loss and unleashed this epic, WWE-style rant:
“Yeah, this is Paul. [Inaudible] I’m headed back home. I just gotta tell you right now: That is absolutely a joke. I heard one of your sponsors: [Inaudible] burritos. Brady Hoke can grab some burritos and get the heck out of town. You got to be kidding me.
I mean here’s the deal: Devin Gardner’s got a defensive lineman number (#98), get him on the defensive line! Let’s get a quarterback in there that knows how to throw and throw to our team!
Let’s get (basketball head coach) John Beilein coaching both teams, Crisler Arena and the Big House are right next to each other. Let’s get John Beilein, Jon Horford - let’s get all those guys - Mitch McGary; I don’t care how many trees he smokes, he can score touchdowns, then get him on the field!
The Maize and Blue need to [inaudible] in a big way. You know what I’m talking about, Ira! This is a joke! I’m in Toledo, Ohio, enemy territory, we need some Ws!
What is Michigan about? Engineering? Forget engineering! Let’s win football!!!!”
Paul might need to be admitted to a mental hospital if Michigan loses to Miami (Ohio) on Saturday.