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Irish#1 said:
So I go to lunch yesterday with a salesman, his technical guy and one of mine. The technical guy mentions he's from Flint Michigan so I ask him Sparty or UM? He looks at me and says UM. Why are you a fan? lol The sales guy asks if he noticed the truck with the ND license plate and decal when they came in. The tech guy starts to talk about how it's a great rivalry. I mention that ND's biggest rival is USC. He was surprised. Then he asks why ND always refused to join the B1G and seemed to play Purdue and MSU more than them. He now has a thorough understanding of how Fielding Yost turned ND into a national following.
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I went to the class calculator and removed him from UM’s class & their score drops to 82.70 with 5 commits. That would put them outside the top 30, just ahead of Vanderbilt & behind Kentucky, both of which also have 5 commits.
I added Absher to ND’s class & that put ND over 242…so ND’s score is four times better than UM’s.
 
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Scene: Michigan football offices, late Jan 2022. Meeting topic was on 2023 recruiting...

[Coach Elston] OK guys, ND, OSU, UGA, and pretty much everyone else have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh… does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?

[Gattis:] Uhh, I think Coach Jim Harbaugh needs something from this guy

[Elston:] Oh, he needs those Lineman with big shoulders? Doesn’t – isn’t Pendleton a OL?

[Gattis:] Yeah… but that will help him drive through the line . I have more Jagusah film if you want to watch.

[Elston:] [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we’ll do, I’ll visit school first, uh…gather up all the coaches. We can kinda just, ya know, blast them scholarships all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout to kinda scatter any opposing coaches, so we don’t have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh… when my Shouts are done, I’ll need Hart to come in and drop his Shout too, uh… so we can keep them scattered and not to fight too many. Um… when his is done, Clinkscale of course will need to run in and do the same thing. Uh…we’re gonna need Divine Intervention on our side, uhh so they can Weiss, uh so we can of course get them down fast, ’cause we’re bringing all these scholarships. I mean, we’ll be in trouble if we take them down quick. Uhh, I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Jay? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

[Jay Harbaugh:]] Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of landing a commitment.

[Elston:] Uh…that’s a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys? [interrupted]

[Coach Jim Harbaugh:] Alright chums! Let’s do this… JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM HARRRRRRRBAUGHHHHHHH [runs into Vikings team office]

[Gattis:] [incredulous] … Oh my God he just went to Minnesota

[Hart:] Save him!

[Elston:] Oh jeez, stick to the plan.

[Gattis:] Oh jeez, let’s go, let’s go!

[Clinksalel:] [laughing] Stick to the plan chums!

[Elston:] Stick to the plan!

[Gattis:] Oh jeez, oh fuck.

[Weiss:] Gimme a commitment, hurry up.

[Elston:] Shoutin’!

[Clinksale:] It’s saying I can’t cast! I can’t move, am I lagging, guys?

[Jay Harbaugh:] I can’t move!

[Gattis:] What the – what the hell?

[Hart:] I can’t even get them to take my call!

[Gattis:] Oh my God…

[Hart:] The other schools, they just keep stealing our guys....More commitments for them!!

[Elston:] I don’t think you can cast with that shit on!

[Weiss:] Oh my God!

[Coach Jim Harbaugh:] We got em, we got em! I turned them down even though they didn't ever offer!!

[Clinksale:] I got it! I got it! [muffled shouts]

[Hart:] Take it off! Take it off! [muffled shouts]

[Weiss:] Gattis' leaving. Gattis’ leaving.

[Elston:] Oh my God..

[Hart:] Goddamit Jim!

[Elston:] Goddamit…

[Weiss:] Jim, you moron! [various other put-downs of Jim amongst group]

[Coach Jay Harbaugh:] I’m on it.

[Weiss:] It’s on Bas.

[Elston:] Listen, this is ridiculous.

[Unknown:] You d*****s!

[Elston:] I’m down, Gattis left. Goddamit. [shouting, then a pause, followed by other put-downs]

[Weiss:] I can't get anyone to take my call

[Hart:] This is the (drowned out)th time we’ve failed on this, God!

[Elston:] Why do you do this shit, Jim?

[Coach Jay Harbaugh:] I’m trying!

[Jim Harbaugh:] [cries] It’s not my fault!

[Elston:] Who’s Jesse Minter?

[Hart:] We do have Bellamy, don’t we? [everyone dies] Think I need a commitment?

[Weiss:] Yeah but I don’t think we can get anything by a 3*

[Elston:] [noticing everybody is dead] … Oh God…

[Clinksale:] Oh for – [sighs, nearly chokes and swallows] Great job!

[Unknown:] For Christ’s sake! [indistinguishable]

[Elston:] Jim, you are just stupid as hell.

[Weiss:] Nimrod.

[[Another Player:] Oh my God…

[Jim Harbaugh:] … At least I have milk
 
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Ndaccountant said:
Scene: Michigan football offices, late Jan 2022. Meeting topic was on 2023 recruiting...

[Coach Elston] OK guys, ND, OSU, UGA, and pretty much everyone else have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh… does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?

[Gattis:] Uhh, I think Coach Jim Harbaugh needs something from this guy

[Elston:] Oh, he needs those Lineman with big shoulders? Doesn’t – isn’t Pendleton a OL?

[Gattis:] Yeah… but that will help him drive through the line . I have more Jagusah film if you want to watch.

[Elston:] [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we’ll do, I’ll visit school first, uh…gather up all the coaches. We can kinda just, ya know, blast them scholarships all down with AOE. Um, I will use Intimidating Shout to kinda scatter any opposing coaches, so we don’t have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh… when my Shouts are done, I’ll need Hart to come in and drop his Shout too, uh… so we can keep them scattered and not to fight too many. Um… when his is done, Clinkscale of course will need to run in and do the same thing. Uh…we’re gonna need Divine Intervention on our side, uhh so they can Weiss, uh so we can of course get them down fast, ’cause we’re bringing all these scholarships. I mean, we’ll be in trouble if we take them down quick. Uhh, I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Jay? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

[Jay Harbaugh:]] Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of landing a commitment.

[Elston:] Uh…that’s a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys? [interrupted]

[Coach Jim Harbaugh:] Alright chums! Let’s do this… JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM HARRRRRRRBAUGHHHHHHH [runs into Vikings team office]

[Gattis:] [incredulous] … Oh my God he just went to Minnesota

[Hart:] Save him!

[Elston:] Oh jeez, stick to the plan.

[Gattis:] Oh jeez, let’s go, let’s go!

[Clinksalel:] [laughing] Stick to the plan chums!

[Elston:] Stick to the plan!

[Gattis:] Oh jeez, oh fuck.

[Weiss:] Gimme a commitment, hurry up.

[Elston:] Shoutin’!

[Clinksale:] It’s saying I can’t cast! I can’t move, am I lagging, guys?

[Jay Harbaugh:] I can’t move!

[Gattis:] What the – what the hell?

[Hart:] I can’t even get them to take my call!

[Gattis:] Oh my God…

[Hart:] The other schools, they just keep stealing our guys....More commitments for them!!

[Elston:] I don’t think you can cast with that shit on!

[Weiss:] Oh my God!

[Coach Jim Harbaugh:] We got em, we got em! I turned them down even though they didn't ever offer!!

[Clinksale:] I got it! I got it! [muffled shouts]

[Hart:] Take it off! Take it off! [muffled shouts]

[Weiss:] Gattis' leaving. Gattis’ leaving.

[Elston:] Oh my God..

[Hart:] Goddamit Jim!

[Elston:] Goddamit…

[Weiss:] Jim, you moron! [various other put-downs of Jim amongst group]

[Coach Jay Harbaugh:] I’m on it.

[Weiss:] It’s on Bas.

[Elston:] Listen, this is ridiculous.

[Unknown:] You d*****s!

[Elston:] I’m down, Gattis left. Goddamit. [shouting, then a pause, followed by other put-downs]

[Weiss:] I can't get anyone to take my call

[Hart:] This is the (drowned out)th time we’ve failed on this, God!

[Elston:] Why do you do this shit, Jim?

[Coach Jay Harbaugh:] I’m trying!

[Jim Harbaugh:] [cries] It’s not my fault!

[Elston:] Who’s Jesse Minter?

[Hart:] We do have Bellamy, don’t we? [everyone dies] Think I need a commitment?

[Weiss:] Yeah but I don’t think we can get anything by a 3*

[Elston:] [noticing everybody is dead] … Oh God…

[Clinksale:] Oh for – [sighs, nearly chokes and swallows] Great job!

[Unknown:] For Christ’s sake! [indistinguishable]

[Elston:] Jim, you are just stupid as hell.

[Weiss:] Nimrod.

[[Another Player:] Oh my God…

[Jim Harbaugh:] … At least I have milk
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I feel so bad for anyone who doesn’t understand what this is referencing. This is POY material.

*GUNS UP, LET’S DO THIS*
 
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MacIrish75 said:
I feel so bad for anyone who doesn’t understand what this is referencing. This is POY material.

*GUNS UP, LET’S DO THIS*
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I feel so bad for anyone who took the time to read it.

TLDR

But I'm sure it was really cool. Calling it POY material fires up some serious internet rage inside me.
 
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Veritate Duce Progredi said:
Stop saying his f%$&ing name and maybe he'll just go away.

Why do people care what a classless reporter says to Michigan fans? Give him the ultimate rejection and stop fuckin caring about his existence.
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greyhammer90 said:
But watching him tapdance for sad Michigan fans is fun tho.
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Fine. But I'd suggest not reporting it here or anywhere. He apparently searches this shit out to play the "I've got stalkers" schtick.

He obviously derives pleasure from riling up opposing fanbases and he has no angle right now. Michigan recruiting sucks d and so does he. Leave the man to his de(vice)
 
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Veritate Duce Progredi said:
Fine. But I'd suggest not reporting it here or anywhere. He apparently searches this shit out to play the "I've got stalkers" schtick.

He obviously derives pleasure from riling up opposing fanbases and he has no angle right now. Michigan recruiting sucks d and so does he. Leave the man to his de(vice)
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it has gone both ways for several years as scUM fans are always starting threads on various scUM boards just talking about our irish because of the massive hate that they have for us
 
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Veritate Duce Progredi said:
Stop saying his f%$&ing name and maybe he'll just go away.

Why do people care what a classless reporter says to Michigan fans? Give him the ultimate rejection and stop fuckin caring about his existence.
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I mean, this is the Skunkbear thread isn't it? Should we just stop talking about them all together? Maybe the whole program will just go away.
 
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StPaul_Irish said:
I mean, this is the Skunkbear thread isn't it? Should we just stop talking about them all together? Maybe the whole program will just go away.
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Na, those dipshits need to be reminded of their mediocrity regularly. They were irrelevant for more than a decade, then they finally knock off tOSU and get to the playoff only to get stomped, but they're still crowing. Hell, we were at least humble, and we've had 5 straight 10+ win seasons now. They think they're hot shit and top of the food chain again. They need a heavy dose of reality as often as necessary.
 
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Veritate Duce Progredi said:
Stop saying his f%$&ing name and maybe he'll just go away.

Why do people care what a classless reporter says to Michigan fans? Give him the ultimate rejection and stop fuckin caring about his existence.
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Same reason they are still worried about what our ex coach is gonna do at his daughters college graduation
 
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Behind the scenes

I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. I’ve been thinking of a way to put out the behind the scenes piece but have had almost no ideas on how to move forward. With our board now...
www.on3.com www.on3.com

EJ said it’s not in the Michigan program’s best interest that he puts certain info on the site folks already pay for. Instead wants his subscribers to pay additional straight to him via a premium Twitter spaces for extra top secret recruiting info

Feels like something it’d be sending a nice email about Tuesday morning if I was On3 higher up
 
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Dale said:

Behind the scenes

I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. I’ve been thinking of a way to put out the behind the scenes piece but have had almost no ideas on how to move forward. With our board now...
www.on3.com www.on3.com

EJ said it’s not in the Michigan program’s best interest that he puts certain info on the site folks already pay for. Instead wants his subscribers to pay additional straight to him via a premium Twitter spaces for extra top secret recruiting info

Feels like something it’d be sending a nice email about Tuesday morning if I was On3 higher up
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Lol WTF.
 
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