Most Embarrassing Moments

[GEORGIA DOMER]

So me Ans two buddy's go pick up some lady friends on Halloween about 10 years ago. We thought it a good idea to have some eat some shrooms on the way to a costume party. So what the hell on the way we went pretty messed up.
Arrived at the costume party and had to be over 100 guest
Most of them were dressed up, we were not in costume. So we kinda stuck out in the crowd. Overall it seemed like a cool party. Kegs and the usual party favors
So on my way to the keg I run into a buddy that brought his dog. Being it was a Halloween party he attached glow sticks to his collar. Pretty cool effect at night and the lady's loved it. About this time the mushrooms did a number on my guts.
Get beer sat my good bye, see you later and hall *** inside to find the bathroom. With well over 100 people in attendance, the bathroom was about 6-8 deep. Straight outside to the woods I went. With a small stop at the truck for tp.
By the way I'm really in the zone by now. Do my thing about 40 yards in the woods. Walk back to the edge of the party were my buddies kind of posted up and got stuck. Started our little party routine. No worries.
After about 15 min and 4 or 5 people joining our group everything was going good. Then we notice these real trippy glow sticks making there way to ground zero 40 yards into the woods. My buddies dog found my mess. The dog proceed to roll in it for 15-20 min. We laughed the whole time!
So didn't think much of it until we started to hear scream come

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Coming from thelarge group by the fire. Mostly women with things like "Oh my God it stinks " "he has **** all over him ""get him away". Then MT buddies tell everyone shat happened. Pretty embarrassed

 

[BeauBenken]

Oh shiitake mushrooms! BGIF that is funny! Gosh, Beau, then this post is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Not when you swing the mighty ban hammer...

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Not when you swing the mighty ban hammer...

I have been swung at by the best of them; but never anyone cute as you!



You are right, you have a certain charm that lights the day . . .

 

[In Lou I Trust]

My wife, who at the time was my girlfriend, had moved back in with her folks. It was early afternoon and we were going at it like animals on top of the covers. Well, her aunt was visiting and we had forgotten to lock the door so you can imagine what happened next... she, without warning, opened the door and saw me plugging her niece from behind. Unfortunately we were facing away from the door so it was my *** and jewels that were on display. I turned around to see her standing there, head peaking in the doorway, and all she could muster was "excuse moi." I was humiliated.

 

[woolybug25]

My wife, who at the time was my girlfriend, had moved back in with her folks. It was early afternoon and we were going at it like animals on top of the covers. Well, her aunt was visiting and we had forgotten to lock the door so you can imagine what happened next... she, without warning, opened the door and saw me plugging her niece from behind. Unfortunately we were facing away from the door so it was my *** and jewels that were on display. I turned around to see her standing there, head peaking in the doorway, and all she could muster was "excuse moi." I was humiliated.

That happened to one of my high school buddies. But it was his gfriends grandma and mom that walked in at the same time. They were also in the living room, butt naked... Doggy style.

Horrifying... I'm pretty sure that I would kill a kid if I walked in on him with my daughter (if I had one, that is).

 

[ulukinatme]

C'mon, choirboy. Those are the best you got? A mispoken bible reading and a couple public speaking gaffes? Go take some risks, grasshopper. You haven't lived until you have gotten stranded in Vegas or realized an Adam's apple too late.


Long ago, in my bachelor days (don't they all start that way?). My roomate and I brought back some ladies from the bar. I was in my room with one and fell asleep while messing around. I know that I fell asleep because I woke myself up in an alarm when I let a huge fart rip. It was a big one too. Bless that poor girl's soul, she acted like it didn't even happen. She was probably just as embarrassed considering her current placement.

My buddy has forever referred to the incident as the Rumble Stick move.

Eh, embarrassing for me is based on the situation and the number of people involved I guess. A whole church laughing at you is more embarrassing than screwing up in front of a few people.

I've got another one, but it's more disappointing and scary than embarrassing. Being the choir boy that I am, our private school was doing a choir concert for grades K-8. I was in 7th grade, and for some reason we thought it would be funny to recreate the scene from Stand By Me...I won't go into detail, but if you haven't seen it, it involves a lot of people vomiting. We procured some syrup of Ipecac and planned on drinking it during the concert. Yeah, we were really smart.

Well, everyone ended up chickening out, so that plan flopped. Plan B was to spike the punch bowl. That didn't end up happening either, and after a lot of jabs and pressure I thought I'd be the cool one and spike one cup with the medicine. It turned out pretty bad for one of the students. He was fine after a few hours, but I took the blame and took some heavy heat. It was definitely embarrassing, but more than anything it was pretty scary and I was disappointed in myself for breaking under the peer pressure. It could have turned out very bad for that kid if we used too much. It could have turned out really bad for myself and my parents from a legal standpoint, fortunately the kid's parents were friends of ours. Very embarrassing situation, but it's not one that I can really laugh about then or today.

 

[Irish4Life09]

Ok...since we are all airing out our "dirty laundry", I guess I will tell you something that I have only told to my closest family. Since we're all family.

Senior Year of high school. I am the captain of our school's golf team. Our team is playing in the Regional State finals at this really nice course.
My dad and I show up an extra hour and a half earlier than everyone else to eat some breakfast and strategize the round. We go to this little log-cabin restaurant that they have as part of this big state park. I have french toast and bacon.
Morning goes great. I'm playing fantastic, and I'm Even par through 8 holes,one of the leaders with a chance to go to the State Finals.
As I am walking from the 8th green to the 9th tee I start getting the absolute worst stomach pains you can imagine, it feels like I'm in labor. I come to realize later that I had come down with a horrible case of food poisoning from breakfast.
Well as I step onto the teebox my stomach decides it hates me even more and unloads on me, my entire back pant legs were covered and it was clearly visual.
I wanted to die it was that bad.(Physically and emotionally)
After we finish the 9th hole I let my dad know and we head to the club to purchase new shorts for me to play in, and I have to play the rest of the day sans underwear.

Anyway, stomach pains got even worse as the day went on. And ended up shooting the worst round of my life, going from Even through 8 to shooting a 98.

If anyone can top that I applaud you, but good luck.

 

[GowerND11]

11th grade went on a rafting trip with my youth group. The trip stops halfway through for a picnic lunch. Hot dogs, hamburgers, watermelon, etc. There were portapotties there, but I didn't really have to go. 10 minutes later back on the river I feel the rumblings of something bad coming. I'm in the raft with one of my best friends and two girls we were friends with (one I had a crush on). Well my stomach won't stop and I can feel that I have to explode. I talk to one of the guides and tell him my situation so he agrees to wait with our raft. We get over to the bank, I rush off into the woods.

I do my business near a tree, but realize I have no TP. Had to rip off my boxers and use them. I get back to the raft, and the girls are laughing hysterically. They heard everything, including my "Oh SH!T I have nothing to wipe my a$$." quote. Yeah never was able to land the girl I had the crush on.

 

[In Lou I Trust]

11th grade went on a rafting trip with my youth group. The trip stops halfway through for a picnic lunch. Hot dogs, hamburgers, watermelon, etc. There were portapotties there, but I didn't really have to go. 10 minutes later back on the river I feel the rumblings of something bad coming. I'm in the raft with one of my best friends and two girls we were friends with (one I had a crush on). Well my stomach won't stop and I can feel that I have to explode. I talk to one of the guides and tell him my situation so he agrees to wait with our raft. We get over to the bank, I rush off into the woods.

I do my business near a tree, but realize I have no TP. Had to rip off my boxers and use them. I get back to the raft, and the girls are laughing hysterically. They heard everything, including my "Oh SH!T I have nothing to wipe my a$$." quote. Yeah never was able to land the girl I had the crush on.

Should've $hit in the river. Feels wonderful and requires no TP. Clean exit... it's incredible.

 

[GowerND11]

Should've $hit in the river. Feels wonderful and requires no TP. Clean exit... it's incredible.

I was going to. They had a free swim time in the river in an area where it got deep enough. The only problem was that girl was literally right in front of me. I just didn't have it in me (well actually I did have IT lol) to $hit pretty much on her.

 

[Riddickulous]

Last year I had to give a demonstration speech in front for my communications class and I completely bombed.

 

[NDohio]

Someone pulled down my pants during recess in 8th grade. My junk was showing and everything. And it happened in front of a bunch of girls.

Terrible experience

Mine is similar to this.

We had a bowling league as an intramural sport in college. The entire bowling alley was closed off to the public for this and it was just college kids having a good time. I had emberrased a buddy of mine earlier that day in class and he swore he was going to get even.

He did.

I let go of the bowling ball and wham! down went my sweats and boxers too. Standing bottomless in front of the entire bowling alley and I had invited a girl to join us that I really wanted to go out with me. I was horrified but cheered for my strike anyway - then pulled my pants back up.

I married the girl. And always tied my sweats a little tighter after that day.

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Went to our fraternity's formal sophomore year of college. Brought this slammin, blonde 21 year old girl from Poland who still had the accent and was more than I could handle in bed.

Got home with her, had a lot of fun, fell asleep. Woke up alone. Did I get played? I called her, asked her where she was, she said she was at her place, and I asked why.

After we fell asleep I peed all over her. She wasn't too happy and left. We dated for another 6 months and are friends to this day. That was also the first and last time I went R kelly on a lady

 

[Bishop2b5]

As a freshman at Bama, I lived in the apartment next to one of the 5 best looking women on campus. Just a stunningly gorgeous young woman, but an evil practical joker and I soon became her favorite target.

I was trying to sleep in one Sat morning, but people kept stopping just outside my front door and laughing loudly. I finally gave up on trying to sleep and went to see what the deal was. Tacked to my front door were a pair of red lacy panties that were made for a woman who topped 500 lbs and a card that said, "Thanks for a WONDERFUL time. Call me!" I could've killed her.

 

[koonja]

Some of these stories are great! It's really hard reading them at work, lol.

Please keep them coming!

 

[woolybug25]

Eh, embarrassing for me is based on the situation and the number of people involved I guess. A whole church laughing at you is more embarrassing than screwing up in front of a few people.

I've got another one, but it's more disappointing and scary than embarrassing. Being the choir boy that I am, our private school was doing a choir concert for grades K-8. I was in 7th grade, and for some reason we thought it would be funny to recreate the scene from Stand By Me...I won't go into detail, but if you haven't seen it, it involves a lot of people vomiting. We procured some syrup of Ipecac and planned on drinking it during the concert. Yeah, we were really smart.

Well, everyone ended up chickening out, so that plan flopped. Plan B was to spike the punch bowl. That didn't end up happening either, and after a lot of jabs and pressure I thought I'd be the cool one and spike one cup with the medicine. It turned out pretty bad for one of the students. He was fine after a few hours, but I took the blame and took some heavy heat. It was definitely embarrassing, but more than anything it was pretty scary and I was disappointed in myself for breaking under the peer pressure. It could have turned out very bad for that kid if we used too much. It could have turned out really bad for myself and my parents from a legal standpoint, fortunately the kid's parents were friends of ours. Very embarrassing situation, but it's not one that I can really laugh about then or today.

We should really change your title to, Choirboy.

Your innocence is killing me. Sombody needs to take you to Vegas or something. I'm not a big Vegas guy myself, but dang... we gotta loosen you up, homie.

 

[Bishop2b5]

For most of the first year after my wife & I married, my then 12-yr-old step-daughter would barge into our bedroom any time of day or night without knocking (the lock on the door was broken). No matter what my wife & I said, she kept doing it. We had a few close calls without quite getting busted, but it was only a matter of time.

Late one Saturday morning my wife & I went back to bed for a nap, but it turned into much more... and it was that very special "much more" where you think it's your birthday. Sun's streaming through the open blinds, my wife & I are completely nude and I'm stretched out on my back thinking I wouldn't trade places with any other man on the planet when the door flies open and we hear, "Mom, where's the... AIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD!" SLAM!

About 30 seconds later we heard her yell from down the hall, "Stop laughing. It's not funny!" Oh hell yes it was! She never barged into our room again without knocking after that.

 

[koonja]

For most of the first year after my wife & I married, my then 12-yr-old step-daughter would barge into our bedroom any time of day or night without knocking (the lock on the door was broken). No matter what my wife & I said, she kept doing it. We had a few close calls without quite getting busted, but it was only a matter of time.

Late one Saturday morning my wife & I went back to bed for a nap, but it turned into much more... and it was that very special "much more" where you think it's your birthday. Sun's streaming through the open blinds, my wife & I are completely nude and I'm stretched out on my back thinking I wouldn't trade places with any other man on the planet when the door flies open and we hear, "Mom, where's the... AIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD!" SLAM!

About 30 seconds later we heard her yell from down the hall, "Stop laughing. It's not funny!" Oh hell yes it was! She never barged into our room again without knocking after that.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Black Irish]

I got unceremoniously fired from a job by a complete a**hole boss. So I cornered him outside and completely unloaded on him with a profanity-laden tirade about what a horrible person he was. So I spun around on my heel, feeling justified that I told that jerk what a prick he was. Then I realized that there was a line of families with young kids at the ice cream shop across the way. They were all staring at me. I felt terrible. All those kids were probably asking their parents what a "miserable cocksucker" was. Not my proudest moment.

 

[TheTurningPoint]

After a night at the bars, I locked a cougar down. I went back to her condo, but she said that we had to chill out in the living room bc her kids were sleeping. So I dont remember how this happened, but her couch was old and had a "hide a bed". It was eventually pulled out and we were going at it Then all of a sudden there a pounding at the door. Naturally she tells me to hide. I basically crawl under the hide a bed. Then the next thing I know, the coug's bf is walking in and asks her why the bed is pulled out/etc. Keep in mind I am completely in the nude and hiding lol. After a few lies from her to cover up the situation, the next thing I know, they are going at it on top of the hide a bed. I literally had zero idea what to do. 45mins later, he leaves. 47mins later I leave and completely baffled at what just took place.

 

[T Town Tommy]

After a night at the bars, I locked a cougar down. I went back to her condo, but she said that we had to chill out in the living room bc her kids were sleeping. So I dont remember how this happened, but her couch was old and had a "hide a bed". It was eventually pulled out and we were going at it Then all of a sudden there a pounding at the door. Naturally she tells me to hide. I basically crawl under the hide a bed. Then the next thing I know, the coug's bf is walking in and asks her why the bed is pulled out/etc. Keep in mind I am completely in the nude and hiding lol. After a few lies from her to cover up the situation, the next thing I know, they are going at it on top of the hide a bed. I literally had zero idea what to do. 45mins later, he leaves. 47mins later I leave and completely baffled at what just took place.

What did you do in the closet for those 45 minutes? You know... someone is gonna ask.

 

[Booslum31]

When I was in eighth grade I copied my buddy's worksheet that we had for homework. No biggie, I did the reading but didnt bring the worksheet home. So right before class i quickly copied his paper...I also copied his name. When there was two students with the same name on the top my teacher had a field day with it and called me out in front of the whole class. I could feel my heart beating in my eyes. The was the last time I didnt do my own work. Make matters worse...my father found out because he was a teacher in the same school. He kicked my ass...literally.

 

[NCND]

After a night at the bars, I locked a cougar down. I went back to her condo, but she said that we had to chill out in the living room bc her kids were sleeping. So I dont remember how this happened, but her couch was old and had a "hide a bed". It was eventually pulled out and we were going at it Then all of a sudden there a pounding at the door. Naturally she tells me to hide. I basically crawl under the hide a bed. Then the next thing I know, the coug's bf is walking in and asks her why the bed is pulled out/etc. Keep in mind I am completely in the nude and hiding lol. After a few lies from her to cover up the situation, the next thing I know, they are going at it on top of the hide a bed. I literally had zero idea what to do. 45mins later, he leaves. 47mins later I leave and completely baffled at what just took place.

Hahhaha WOW I laughed out loud.

 

[greyhammer90]

After a night at the bars, I locked a cougar down. I went back to her condo, but she said that we had to chill out in the living room bc her kids were sleeping. So I dont remember how this happened, but her couch was old and had a "hide a bed". It was eventually pulled out and we were going at it Then all of a sudden there a pounding at the door. Naturally she tells me to hide. I basically crawl under the hide a bed. Then the next thing I know, the coug's bf is walking in and asks her why the bed is pulled out/etc. Keep in mind I am completely in the nude and hiding lol. After a few lies from her to cover up the situation, the next thing I know, they are going at it on top of the hide a bed. I literally had zero idea what to do. 45mins later, he leaves. 47mins later I leave and completely baffled at what just took place.

Hey TP I hate to be the guy to break it to you but... He knew you were down there.

 

[Booslum31]

Hey TP I hate to be the guy to break it to you but... He knew you were down there.

Yep...they planned it to work out that way.

 

[BGIF]

After a night at the bars, I locked a cougar down. I went back to her condo, but she said that we had to chill out in the living room bc her kids were sleeping. So I dont remember how this happened, but her couch was old and had a "hide a bed". It was eventually pulled out and we were going at it Then all of a sudden there a pounding at the door. Naturally she tells me to hide. I basically crawl under the hide a bed. Then the next thing I know, the coug's bf is walking in and asks her why the bed is pulled out/etc. Keep in mind I am completely in the nude and hiding lol. After a few lies from her to cover up the situation, the next thing I know, they are going at it on top of the hide a bed. I literally had zero idea what to do. 45mins later, he leaves. 47mins later I leave and completely baffled at what just took place.

"NEXT MAN IN!"

 

[phgreek]

8th grade year in church- You guys know that little silent part after communion? Well we have wooden pews and I ripped one. When I said I ripped one, I let the whole church know. The sound ricocheted off the pew and echoed throughout the whole church..

a fart in church IS hilarious...don't care who you are...well unless you are my dad. I got my own stories there...to this day my brother and I laugh until we cry over ours and those of others...but mostly we laugh at my dad's frustration that he could not control the laughter...

so my most recent embarrassing moment...

So I'd taken out some sliding glass doors, and hauled the doors and scraps from the demo and remodel to the county dump. The bed of my truck was full of varying levels of doors, tracks, leftovers from the remodel...I had gotten to the first few glass doors easily and heaved them out with a loud crash...FUN

...but now things were jumbled...there was a tiny corner in the back where I could climb into the bed, and snake my feet under some stuff and grab another door. So there I am yanking on this door, trying to pull it from a tangled mess, and the glass comes free from the plastic frame...and because I was yanking on it, it was flexed, and being heavy to start with, that shit came out with some force...well my feet were tangled, and all I could do is move my hips a little...the glass got me just above the hip, and on its way down, scratched me like a pin stripe down my leg, and I knew that almost immediately because it......also ripped my sweats, and underwear down. Then I fell on top...which ensured everything was pinned down around my ankles...uh oh.

I admit that at this point my time would have been well spent thinking...But...I didn't think it through...I can't remember how, but I was up quickly...but then, the thinkin' started.

...first thought was, shoulda stayed down and tried to wriggle loose...well, now I'm up, so do you cover your junk, or your ass crack as you bend over to try and free yourself...

...so after a couple of reflexive hand switches between ass crack and junk, and awkward bows reaching for my pants with one hand, I went for it with both hands and freed myself, and pulled up my drawers, but it took a second.

...well after the earlier commotion I'd made hurling doors, and their huge smash...what were the chances no one saw what happened?

I noticed the guy next to me fall out of the cab of his truck laughing hysterically...and all the guys working the area were in various stages of hysterical laughter...including pointing to make sure I knew it was me...and the others unloading were all in some laughing contortion. What do you do...I waved, and took a pants-up bow...finished...and got the hell out of there.

...so now the truly embarrassing part...

I shared this with my wife thinking she'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone...ERRRRRRR. Apparently your wife reaches a point sometime after 15 years of marriage where she isn't so worried about what her people think of you...That shit went viral in her family and at her work...people I don't even know will come up to me at a Christmas party, a wedding, or even a wake and ask me to tell the dump story...SERIOUSLY!

Poor uncle Bob...sigh...too young...God's will I guess...now tell me about your bare ass at the dump...

 

[NCND]

Ok...since we are all airing out our "dirty laundry", I guess I will tell you something that I have only told to my closest family. Since we're all family.

Senior Year of high school. I am the captain of our school's golf team. Our team is playing in the Regional State finals at this really nice course.
My dad and I show up an extra hour and a half earlier than everyone else to eat some breakfast and strategize the round. We go to this little log-cabin restaurant that they have as part of this big state park. I have french toast and bacon.
Morning goes great. I'm playing fantastic, and I'm Even par through 8 holes,one of the leaders with a chance to go to the State Finals.
As I am walking from the 8th green to the 9th tee I start getting the absolute worst stomach pains you can imagine, it feels like I'm in labor. I come to realize later that I had come down with a horrible case of food poisoning from breakfast.
Well as I step onto the teebox my stomach decides it hates me even more and unloads on me, my entire back pant legs were covered and it was clearly visual.
I wanted to die it was that bad.(Physically and emotionally)
After we finish the 9th hole I let my dad know and we head to the club to purchase new shorts for me to play in, and I have to play the rest of the day sans underwear.

Anyway, stomach pains got even worse as the day went on. And ended up shooting the worst round of my life, going from Even through 8 to shooting a 98.

If anyone can top that I applaud you, but good luck.

Well, I'm smiling even thinking about this but.. Early in the day about 2 months ago I decided to buy some white pants to wear on a night out. Later that evening we're slamming drinks back to back and we decide to leave to meet up with some chicks at a local What-a burger. On the way there, I'm getting the absolute worse stomach pains ever. Finally we get to the what-a-burger, I race to the restroom and as soon as I walked in I farted and shit was EVERYWHERE.. as im on the toliet, the girls are calling, my friends are calling. Sooo embarrassing. Somehow, me and my friend convinced the ladies that it was vomit on my pants. Haha

 

[ulukinatme]

Hey TP I hate to be the guy to break it to you but... He knew you were down there.

Hell, if I was TP and the guy knew I was under there and didn't do anything...that's okay with me. I'm thinking as long as I get out of there in one piece, that's all that matters