I am Notre Dame football... I am Mayhem

[The Gold Helmets]

I'm the 2011 Notre Dame Football team. I rack up yardage with ease with my offense, and my defense line is like the one found on the '76 Steel Curtain's defense. If the Notre Dame brand were clothing, I would be worn on the runways of New York and Paris by a 90 pound fashion model with a puppy in her purse. But after racking up yardage with ease I will turn the ball over inside the opponents 5 yard line. I will fail to cover lollipop deep balls that should have been intercepted for no apparent reason. I will self destruct at the most inopportune times... I'm the 2011 Notre Dame football team...I am mayhem.

Continue... http://wp.me/s1DEv0-mayhem

 

[Damion704]

WTF?

 

[Irish4Life09]

lmao...I had to think of "mayhem's" voice while reading that.funny.

 

[gkautz10]

Good story, it brought a little laughter to my day. But oh how painful it was to recall those moments

 

[irishpat183]

Great stuff!