Sep 28 | Oklahoma

[Bluto]

All this lack of "athleticism" talk is kind of a bogus argument. Stanford has clearly shown time and again that if you play sound, disciplined football and keep to your assignment you can crush "faster" and more "athletic" teams. That's exactly what ND did on defense last year. As for Bama they were the total package of all that.

 

[koonja]

All this lack of "athleticism" talk is kind of a bogus argument. Stanford has clearly shown time and again that if you play sound, disciplined football and keep to your assignment you can crush "faster" and more "athletic" teams.

Stanford also is more athletic than us. Which helps make them look more athletic than us.

 

[Bluto]

Stanford also is more athletic than us. Which helps make them look more athletic than us.

Based on what metric? Definitely not recruiting rankings. Seems like you're just pulling that one out of your posterior.

 

[IrishLax]

Stanford also is more athletic than us. Which helps make them look more athletic than us.

Not really. Definitely not on O save the QB position. D is a bit of a wash in terms of "athleticism"... the only position where their players are definitively more athletic is ILB.

 

[koonja]

Not really. Definitely not on O save the QB position. D is a bit of a wash in terms of "athleticism"... the only position where their players are definitively more athletic is ILB.

I'll take Stanford at LB and both safety positions all day. Everything else is on defense is close to a wash, but those two spots are huge.

We'll see when we play them.

 

[Ironman8]

Not really. Definitely not on O save the QB position. D is a bit of a wash in terms of "athleticism"... the only position where their players are definitively more athletic is ILB.

I'd say probably safety right now too, but other than that I think you are spot on, as usual.

 

[returnofthemack]

I'd say probably safety right now too, but other than that I think you are spot on, as usual.

I don't think their safeties are more athletic, they're just smarter and are usually in the right place at the right time. Shumate and Farley are both very athletic, they just need to learn to play the position better.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

NSFW
Oklahoma Sooners WR Trey Metoyer -- Alleged Serial Masturbater | TMZ.com

 

[BeauBenken]

NSFW
Oklahoma Sooners WR Trey Metoyer -- Alleged Serial Masturbater | TMZ.com

Seriously one of the weirder stories I've heard, but that's why he isn't on the team anymore?

 

[PANDFAN]

Seriously one of the weirder stories I've heard, but that's why he isn't on the team anymore?

yes

 

[IrishSteelhead]

It's sad to see a kid BLOW his ride for being a JERK. He clearly had too much time on his HANDS. No need to TUG AWAY at this issue until more details are RELEASED.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

It's sad to see a kid BLOW his ride for being a JERK. He clearly had too much time on his HANDS. No need to TUG AWAY at this issue until more details are RELEASED.

I think you are being a little HARD on him.

 

[PANDFAN]

I think you are being a little HARD on him.

just let it go

 

[woolybug25]

just let it go

No reason to jerk each other around fellas...

 

[koonja]

Sounds like a real wack job.

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

Did anyone really see this cumming?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

On his Rivals page under 'Ball Skills' it says, "As good as it gets." Hahahaha

 

[clashmore_mike]

On his Rivals page under 'Ball Skills' it says, "As good as it gets." Hahahaha

They weren't wrong on that evaluation.

This story really rubs me the wrong way.

 

[ACamp1900]

They weren't wrong on that evaluation.

This story really rubs me the wrong way.

Try a new lotion....

 

[dshans]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present The Happy Organ:

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[johnnycando]

Try a new lotion....

And switch hands.

You're starting to look like hellboy on that left side.

 

[Rack Em]

Christ guys, will you all stop beating around the bush! He's been carrying this load for awhile and I'm sure it feels good to get it off.

 

[Buster Bluth]

masturbation pun

 

[Rack Em]

masturbation pun

Gross! Get that filth out of this thread and grow up!

 

[johnnycando]

Gross! Get that filth out of this thread and grow up!

I'm feeling a little beat after reading this...

 

[Rack Em]

I'm feeling a little beat after reading this...

Well this turned into a thread full of bonerz

 

[NDdomer2]

hate to be the one who doesn't continue the joke but I wasn't going to open this. Glad I did.

It really got me off this morning.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

It isn't just that you all carried it on, it is that you carried it on round the clock!

It is not a reach to say it is the same cast of characters that I can always count on! Full circle, so to speak.

 

[Cackalacky]

It isn't just that you all carried it on, it is that you carried it on round the clock!

It is not a reach to say it is the same cast of characters that I can always count on! Full circle, so to speak.

Are you saying a reach around is wrong?

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Are you saying a reach around is wrong?

Only if it's from a stranger.