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Come on, the RECTUM!? You can't put a rectum *on* something. Your rectum is inside your asshole.
This is poetry.
Come on, the RECTUM!? You can't put a rectum *on* something. Your rectum is inside your asshole.
No reps?This is poetry.
Come on, the RECTUM!? You can't put a rectum *on* something. Your rectum is inside your asshole. It's not even anatomically possible to put your rectum on a person's face with your penis on their head. Taints don't bend that direction.

No reps?
I would agree with this, except you're comparing something that happened 20 years ago (different time, different climate) to how it may be construed today.
I may be forgetting, but I don't remember any local news, sports talk or the Indy Star ever reporting or mentioning Manning and infidelity. Someone who works for me has done a lot of work for Manning thru PM's personal assistant ever since PM arrived in Indy. He's shared info, but never anything about infidelity.
Come on, the RECTUM!? You can't put a rectum *on* something. Your rectum is inside your asshole. It's not even anatomically possible to put your rectum on a person's face with your penis on their head. Taints don't bend that direction.
I would like to see a reenactment before I make and judgement.
If this was Tom Brady, I'd argue he put his rectum on her and this was sexual assault. But because it's Peyton Manning, I don't believe a word she says.
Honestly, had I been working on her Complaint, I would have been sorely tempted to sneak a "Rectum!? It nearly killed him!" joke in somehow.
I cannot believe a very famous line has yet to be used:
"Rectum? Dam near killed 'em!"
Question... and I am completely guessing here... was this a situation where they play the trick of the "Impossible Situp"?
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That sh!t isn't sexual assault...
If this was Tom Brady, I'd argue he put his rectum on her and this was sexual assault. But because it's Peyton Manning, I don't believe a word she says.
Whiskey beat you to it just a bit ago.
I'm torn on all of it. First, there's a lot of he said, she said and both of them have changed their stories over time. That she didn't initially claim he put his twig & berries on her face & head makes me wonder if he actually did. OTOH, Manning & UT trying to get someone else to take the blame and get a team mate to lie and say it was just a mooning makes it look like they knew what he did was definitely wrong. Whether it was his butt, his taint, or his junk, he wouldn't have thought it was funny if it had been done to him or his mom or his girlfriend... but that's the curse of being 19: you don't think about those things before doing dumb shit.
The fact that it was 20 years ago and he was a 19-year-old kid (and who among us didn't do some REALLY stupid crap at that age) makes it a lot more forgivable. OTOH, if someone did that to my wife or one of my daughters, there'd be a serious ass beating coming their way, no matter who he was.
The way it happened, Tennessee had hired a female trainer, and never mind that women in the men's locker room is one of the most misbegotten concessions to equal rights ever made. When Dad played, there was still at least a tacit acknowledgment that women and men are two different sexes, with all that implies, and a certain amount of decorum had to be maintained. Meaning when it came to training rooms and shower stalls, the opposite sex was not allowed. Common sense tells you why.
I admit that even in the context of "modern" life, what I did to offend this trainer was inappropriate. Not exactly a criminal offense, but out of line. I certainly didn't dislike her. I thought she had a vulgar mouth, but I always tried to be nice. …
Then one day I was in the training room and a track athlete I know made some off-color remark that I felt deserved a colorful ... response. I turned my back in the athlete's direction and dropped the seat of my pants. …
But I did it thinking the trainer wasn't where she would see. … Even when she did, it seemed like something she'd have laughed at, considering the environment, or shrugged off as harmless. Crude, maybe, but harmless.
I'm torn on all of it. First, there's a lot of he said, she said and both of them have changed their stories over time. That she didn't initially claim he put his twig & berries on her face & head makes me wonder if he actually did. OTOH, Manning & UT trying to get someone else to take the blame and get a team mate to lie and say it was just a mooning makes it look like they knew what he did was definitely wrong. Whether it was his butt, his taint, or his junk, he wouldn't have thought it was funny if it had been done to him or his mom or his girlfriend... but that's the curse of being 19: you don't think about those things before doing dumb shit.
The fact that it was 20 years ago and he was a 19-year-old kid (and who among us didn't do some REALLY stupid crap at that age) makes it a lot more forgivable. OTOH, if someone did that to my wife or one of my daughters, there'd be a serious ass beating coming their way, no matter who he was.
I think one thing people aren't considering is the culture of that locker room during the time of the situation. She herself admits that she was often vulgar and Manning's statement talks about the fact that this type of conversation was common. His actions (per his interpretation) was that it was a joke after she made a vulgar comment. The opportunity presented itself, and he did something extremely immature.
We can use the "what if it was your mother/girlfriend" comparison if we want, but neither of them would have been in that situation. Doesn't make it acceptable, but it's a simple reality that the locker room at UT at that time fostered this type of discourse.
Yeah, dunno about the UT side of things, won't comment there, but the fact the media is dragging this up 20 years later when it was already settled? That's just shitty reporting and looking for clicks. It sounds like the price was paid and the woman was well compensated for what she went through. What's worse is the fact Manning is under a gag order and can't even comment on it without getting sued again. It's no wonder he hasn't made any new comments about the stuff getting drudged up again.
Yeah, dunno about the UT side of things, won't comment there, but the fact the media is dragging this up 20 years later when it was already settled? That's just shitty reporting and looking for clicks. It sounds like the price was paid and the woman was well compensated for what she went through. What's worse is the fact Manning is under a gag order and can't even comment on it without getting sued again. It's no wonder he hasn't made any new comments about the stuff getting drudged up again.
Yeah, dunno about the UT side of things, won't comment there, but the fact the media is dragging this up 20 years later when it was already settled? That's just shitty reporting and looking for clicks. It sounds like the price was paid and the woman was well compensated for what she went through. What's worse is the fact Manning is under a gag order and can't even comment on it without getting sued again. It's no wonder he hasn't made any new comments about the stuff getting drudged up again.
After reading more about it, I tend to agree with you for the most part. It does seem the entire thing was settled long ago and those dragging it up now are likely pushing an agenda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrUZsvBqP4
Found this to be pretty funny. Peyton is alright in my book.
Worked for the company while I was in college. My boss at the time got to meet him. Creepy and eccentric doesn't even begin to describe John "Papa John" Schnatter.Settled TWICE. She sued him again when she was mentioned in his book.
Poll:
For a million bucks, would you let Peyton Manning's butt hit you in the face?
Poll:
For a million bucks, would you let Peyton Manning's butt hit you in the face?
Poll:
For a million bucks, would you let Peyton Manning's butt hit you in the face?