I forgot this story too. While arndtjc and I were waiting in the longest fucking line for a football game ever (30 minutes to get into a 65k capacity stadium that wasn't filled to capacity??) I got a surprise. Everyone was elbow to elbow getting herded through the Gate C, and I suddenly felt a woman's hands grab my shoulders and she starts dry humping me from behind. I turned my head to see who it was, and she was some Louisville fan in her late 20s/early 30s along with a friend that was just shaking her head. "Lets move, lets go, c'mon!" Nevermind there was no where to go and we were packed in tight like sardines. Pretty sure she was drunk, but she was easy on the eyes and I wasn't complaining. This went on probably 15 seconds as she switched from holding my shoulders to a reverse hug. Strangest/best interaction I've ever had with an opposing fan lol. I'm just glad I wasn't there with my wife. Southern hospitality, it's a beautiful thing!