Pokemon Go

[TheRealLynch51]

This is like reading Chinese to me.

My advice: don't walk into a chinese class and say it sounds like "chinese to me".

 

[NDdomer2]

Florida Gators police use Pokémon Go to joke with Jameis Winston - Tampa Bay Buccaneers Blog- ESPN

 

[Whiskeyjack]

So my wife sent me out to Wal-Mart to pick up a few necessities. As I'm leaving the store, I see a few oblivious bros wandering the parking lot and staring at their phones. Idiots almost caught my *Car-izard by mistake. #GottaCatchEmAll

 

[Whiskeyjack]

*On second thought, given the vehicle I was driving, it was more like a Van-usaur.

 

[NDTH91]

*On second thought, given the vehicle I was driving, it was more like a Van-usaur.

Who do you think you are? Punny-ta?

 

[Crazy Balki]

I don't like to read, so if someone can post a video of what this game is all about, I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.

What is this "vagina" you speak of? Is that a new pokemon?

 

[GATTACA!]

So my wife sent me out to Wal-Mart to pick up a few necessities. As I'm leaving the store, I see a few oblivious bros wandering the parking lot and staring at their phones. Idiots almost caught my *Car-izard by mistake. #GottaCatchEmAll

*On second thought, given the vehicle I was driving, it was more like a Van-usaur.

 

[Irish#1]

Gyarados or Dragonair are the rarest I've Caught

Brick has a hard time mastering the ladies, but when it comes to mastering Pokemon, look out!

 

[IrishLion]

Idiots almost caught my *Car-izard by mistake.

*On second thought, given the vehicle I was driving, it was more like a Van-usaur.

 

[CrystalHead]

Come on guys! How old you?! Hey I just caught a weedle in my car!

 

[gkIrish]

Pokemon GO & Chill?

It's already a thing. No italics.

I already hooked up with a girl who was sitting next to me at a bar watching the Euro final and playing the game....

 

[wizards8507]

 

[IrishInFl]

I already hooked up with a girl who was sitting next to me at a bar watching the Euro final and playing the game....

 

[IrishInFl]

Now there's a solid chance over 500 people show up for the pub crawl. Over 1k interested

 

[Irish Insanity]

Pokémon























NO!

 

[IrishLion]

Caught this guy on the way to lunch when I took a minor detour across the lake:

If the game disappeared and was unplayable tomorrow, I'd still be satisfied because of this little guy.

 

[koonja]

So you guys actually see these things in normal life? As a non-player without a clue, I'd never see them, correct? Or could I see a pokeman because someone on the sidewalk is playing?

 

[ACamp1900]

So you guys actually see these things in normal life? As a non-player without a clue, I'd never see them, correct? Or could I see a pokeman because someone on the sidewalk is playing?

 

[IrishLax]

So I've got a question about gym battles... I don't think I can possibly be doing them right. I went to a local gym today and battled... I beat the first Pokemon, then it immediately put up against the next one and my guy got KO'd. Because... duh... I can't beat two strong pokemon back to back. Is there any way to "sub" pokemon like in the original game? Or run multiple so that when one dies the other goes? Or is it just going to literally be impossible for me to ever make progress?

 

[IrishLax]

So you guys actually see these things in normal life? As a non-player without a clue, I'd never see them, correct? Or could I see a pokeman because someone on the sidewalk is playing?

God damn it, koon.

 

[koonja]

So I've got a question about gym battles... I don't think I can possibly be doing them right. I went to a local gym today and battled... I beat the first Pokemon, then it immediately put up against the next one and my guy got KO'd. Because... duh... I can't beat two strong pokemon back to back. Is there any way to "sub" pokemon like in the original game? Or run multiple so that when one dies the other goes? Or is it just going to literally be impossible for me to ever make progress?

Would you quit bragging about how much you go to the gym SMH.

 

[wizards8507]

So you guys actually see these things in normal life? As a non-player without a clue, I'd never see them, correct? Or could I see a pokeman because someone on the sidewalk is playing?

Do you even reality bro?

 

[koonja]

I literally have no idea how this works and youtube is blocked at work so I'm just a racing mind right now. I am seeing some weird ISH online and am thoroughly confused.

 

[IrishLion]

God damn it, koon.

I gotta spread the love. I literally laughed out loud. Choked on my chipotle.

 

[wizards8507]

So I've got a question about gym battles... I don't think I can possibly be doing them right. I went to a local gym today and battled... I beat the first Pokemon, then it immediately put up against the next one and my guy got KO'd. Because... duh... I can't beat two strong pokemon back to back. Is there any way to "sub" pokemon like in the original game? Or run multiple so that when one dies the other goes? Or is it just going to literally be impossible for me to ever make progress?

My understanding is that you made the mistake of attacking a gym controlled by your own team (red / blue / yellow). When you attack an opponent's gym, you get to use six.

 

[ACamp1900]

Do you even reality bro?

This is koon you're talking to dude... do YOU even reality bro??

 

[IrishLion]

I literally have no idea how this works and youtube is blocked at work so I'm just a racing mind right now. I am seeing some weird ISH online and am thoroughly confused.

1. You find an area with Pokemon based on a distance marker on your phone, which displays a map of the surrounding area to follow (a legit map, from Google Maps, with a Pokemon skin layered over it).

2. When the marker reaches "0" your phone will buzz and a Pokemon appears on your phone screen.

3. Click on the Pokemon and raise your phone. It activates your camera, and displays the Pokemon over top of the real-world view that your phone displays.

4. It's literally just super-imposing a Pokemon over what your camera displays, aka Augmented Reality (AR).

5. You can turn off the AR feature, which is useful in most cases, but sometimes you just want to show off your Pokemon in the real world, dammit.

6. Get the girl, who is undoubtedly attracted to your Dratini.

7. ???

8. Profit.

 

[IrishLax]

My understanding is that you made the mistake of attacking a gym controlled by your own team (red / blue / yellow). When you attack an opponent's gym, you get to use six.

Yeah, absolutely. I was trying to get my pokemon into my own team's gym... apparently I'm doing that wrong?

 

[NDdomer2]

Would you quit bragging about how much you go to the gym SMH.

IrishLax is Bart Simmons!!!(he is the guy who is always at the gym when someone commits right)

 

[ACamp1900]

Without playing or seeing it, I do wonder... can't this cause problems if a Pokemon someone is obsessed with is in someone's marked property or in a house or restricted building... I'm sure this game doesn't have it down so cold that this never happens...

Isn't it a matter of time before something like that leads to a hostile or dangerous interaction or sorts???