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Whiskeyjack

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Moderating on IE be like:

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BeauBenken

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LOL what!?!?!?!?! That's an outright lie, and you cannot possibly even have information on when I checked his history.

In fact, I gave him a 1 point warning slap-on-the-wrist for "inappropriate language" THEN I checked his posting history and THEN I banned him because I thought his history looked bad.

This is all documented and timestamped, because when you do give an infraction it auto generates a thread in the mod forum.

So, good effort.

Can confirm. As he said later, this is the post that I replied to as soon as I saw the guy got banned and everyone was wondering what happened, myself included.

It's actually just all of us milling about, talking about how much we miss Pat, but Beau won't let us bring him back, so we kind of just argue about that all the time.

WHOA NOW. Just throw me under the bus, why dontcha!

You know everyone is actually going to believe you.

Banning posters is not taken lightly and then we have to come here an defend ourselves to the posters who don't have the background info and everything gets hairy.

Agreed, we were asked by Pham to be moderators. We were not voted into position or anything. What should be remembered is that we were all posters before we were moderators, and we still very much are posters before we are moderators. We just get tasked with cleaning up threads, reorganizing posts, and occasionally reprimanding users.

All well and good. As Wooly pointed out, next time don't post the gif. It was in poor taste and frankly contributed to the concerns many of us had. The gif made us automatically question your decision as it appeared to be made out of spite because the poster attacked you.

Keep in mind that we are still human. We do have day jobs. And we post far more often than we actually moderate.
 

Grahambo

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WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL IRISH ENVY HUNGER GAMES !!!

May the odds be ever in your favor...

Live for nothing, or die for something

This is a fun game. Let's play.

He would have maintained the entire time that ND was not top-4 worth, citing the early-season matchup against UVA as "WE WOULD GET WRECKED BY BAMA" ammunition, and use ONLY that as support for his own crazy rantings.

Even when ND started to look like a legit playoff contender, he would have been unhappy/inconsolable, and would have called at least seven different posters variations of the female anatomy during arguments about whether or not ND was a top-4 team.

HOWEVER, he also would also have left himself some breathing room, probably through some absolutely insane comparison and/or obscure evidence, that way he would have had an "out" in case ND did the improbable and made the playoffs.

He would have still been unhappy on the inside, and would then maintain that it was a joke that ND was included because any sane person knows that top teams don't have any flaws whatsoever.

It is also probable that he would have been banned when Bruce Jenner decided to identify as a female.

Or, now, just spitballing here, we go live to the real thing.

I'll even offer up myself as sacrifice to try this. If said poster who was reenacted gets banned again, then I will be banned with them!
 

phgreek

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This will get buried but:

Every year we should have a public poll with a list of banned users then we can all vote to see if one of them should be given another chance.

Let the people have a voice!

#FreePat

...and send the others giant wooden crosses???

I'm kinda of the opinion that the mods don't get paid, and they are pretty fair, if their process has resulted in ejecting someone permanently, its kinda a slap in the face to bring them back by popular demand.

That said anytime the mods gather and decide to let Pat back in...I'd be good with it...:)
 
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koonja

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I'll not post until the season if you let Pat back. Not a single post. If I do, permaban. This is a win win for everyone.

9 months of silence. Think about it.
 

Grahambo

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...and send the others giant wooden crosses???

I'm kinda of the opinion that the mods don't get paid, and they are pretty fair, if their process has resulted in ejecting someone permanently, its kinda a slap in the face to bring them back by popular demand.

That said anytime the mods gather and decide to let Pat back in...I'd be good with it...:)

Can't say I don't try to liven up the place.
 

BeauBenken

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I'll not post until the season if you let Pat back. Not a single post. If I do, permaban. This is a win win for everyone.

9 months of silence. Think about it.

You actually haven't been that much trouble since you came back so I'd be against it. Always like more posters...as long as they're moderately civilized.
 

T Town Tommy

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And now back to your regularly scheduled programming:

DOWN WITH THE FASCIST PIGS WHO MODERATE THIS SITE!!!11ONEELEVENTYONE

Koon: Whiskey… did you order the ban?

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I think I’m entitled to…

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I want the truth!

Whiskey: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bans. And those bans have to be guarded by moderators. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, koon? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for IrishPat and you curse Irish Envy. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that IrishPat’s ban, while tragic, probably saved other people from being banned. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves others from being banned. You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about on IE, you want me to mod. You need me to mod. We use words like banworthy, time out, self -imposed… we use these words as a backbone to a life spent defending our moderating. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who posts and reposts under the blanket of the very forum I moderate, then questions the manner in which I moderate it. I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up another topic and start posting. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to.

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: I did the job…

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: You GD right I did!!!!
 

woolybug25

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Koon: Whiskey… did you order the ban?

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I think I’m entitled to…

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I want the truth!

Whiskey: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bans. And those bans have to be guarded by moderators. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, koon? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for IrishPat and you curse Irish Envy. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that IrishPat’s ban, while tragic, probably saved other people from being banned. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves others from being banned. You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about on IE, you want me to mod. You need me to mod. We use words like banworthy, time out, self -imposed… we use these words as a backbone to a life spent defending our moderating. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who posts and reposts under the blanket of the very forum I moderate, then questions the manner in which I moderate it. I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up another topic and start posting. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to.

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: I did the job…

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: You GD right I did!!!!

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Veritate Duce Progredi

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Ouch. This is the most I've posted in months. I'll head back to my shell now.

Damnit Rocket, I wasn't being serious. You were the post almost directly above when I was posting. Now you went and made me feel bad and stuff.

I'm sure you are a perfectly good poster. Don't hide in a cavern, stay and play. We have another month of this fun before we find out if Kelly sucks or if we're the best team that ever lived -- I'm paraphrasing future posts on Jan 1st around 6 pm.
 

Bishop2b5

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Check his posting history.

Obviously, if it was you or phork or Jayhawk or any other remotely legitimate poster he wouldn't have been banned.

Guy has 60 posts and 90% of them were trolling, insulting, or otherwise starting shit with people. That's why he had the rep bar he did and probably a bunch of previous infractions.

That was my take on it. Someone who regularly contributes quality gets a lot more leeway to have a bad day or insert their head up their ass, but someone who does little but troll gets rolled up quickly (which is probably how it should be).
 

Booslum31

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Koon: Whiskey… did you order the ban?

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I think I’m entitled to…

Whiskey: You want answers?

Koon: I want the truth!

Whiskey: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bans. And those bans have to be guarded by moderators. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, koon? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for IrishPat and you curse Irish Envy. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that IrishPat’s ban, while tragic, probably saved other people from being banned. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves others from being banned. You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about on IE, you want me to mod. You need me to mod. We use words like banworthy, time out, self -imposed… we use these words as a backbone to a life spent defending our moderating. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who posts and reposts under the blanket of the very forum I moderate, then questions the manner in which I moderate it. I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up another topic and start posting. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to.

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: I did the job…

Koon: Did you order the ban!!!

Whiskey: You GD right I did!!!!

Well played TTTommy!
 

Irish YJ

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Can't believe I just read the last 3-4 pages lol... Dude was a bag of dicks and added absolutely no value presently, or historically. SMH over the uproar.

Wooly, surprised you weren't the first one jumping into his sheite lol.

PS... please don't ban me for calling him a bag of dicks.
 
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