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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim


BY DANIELA GUZMAN AND JULIE K. BROWN
jbrown@MiamiHerald.com

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.
 
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Aim for the head during a zombie apocalypse. Also, barricade yourself in a Walmart if no means of exiting the city is possible.
 

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If you have not seen the movie Zombieland I suggest you do you that you will be prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
 

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Sweet God!!! This state is soon gonna be better known for making the news for ****ed up stuff rather than its beautiful beaches!!! Freaken Casey Anthony, Trayvon Martin, Gunman walking down the FL turnpike just shooting random people, and now this sh1t.....coked out "zombies"!!! What the fvck, can't wait to raise my kids in the state/world.
 
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Sweet God!!! This state is soon gonna be better known for making the news for ****ed up stuff rather than is beautiful beaches!!! Freaken Casey Anthony, Trayvon Martin, Gun walking down the FL turnpike just shooting random people, and now this sh1t.....coked out "zombies"!!! What the fvck, can't wait to raise my kids in the state/world.

That's what me and the wife were talking about last night, we're in Orlando and had front row seats to the Casey and Trayvon crap. I'm going to try and find a job some where other than FL by the time my little girl starts kindergarten and get the hell out of this crazy state!
 

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If there were a Zombiepocalypse, wouldn't this be a way it started?

If a few more stories like this occur today, I'm headed for the hills . . .
 
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Completely agree. Walmart has everything you need to survive.

Completely disagree.

Lol.

You and the other 100 million people.

Small packs of people: bows and arrows.

Guns only for worst case scenarios.

Approach every scene with caution.

And watch the "Walking Dead."
 

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If it is the zombie apocalypse call before you come over
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This is why I recently bought a side by side shotgun.

In all of the zombie movies, it's always the good looking dude with the side by side that survives it. So I am safe.

Black dudes and hot chicks on the other hand....
 

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So..... I pointed out to my wife that the open window was on her side of the bed, and that the Zombies would come in that side of the room and eat her first. The good news is that would give me time to get away. Ask her to be sure to try and keep them all busy. Also asked her to slide down a little so I would have full coverage, don't want them to go after my feet......

She didn't think much of that. I appreciate her sacrifice......LOLOLOL

Later, the next morning she did not appreciate that I had sprinkled a little Garlic powder on her side. Too much? I think not..........
 
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Head to WalMart? I guess that means the meat chicken fans will be safe.
 

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I blame it all on the damn Yankees setting up camp in Dixie.

Oh, wait. Never mind. I was one of those when I moved to FL from NY in 1958 when I was six. My parents who were on the Zombie track.

I lived in Miami from June of '78 through July of '79. I never met a Zombie I didn't like. It was the Disco Animatrons running the night life, demanding that my jeans be designer, dry cleaned and pressed for entry to their mind consuming, blood and money sucking edifices that kept me awake at night. It was not a hippie friendly atmosphere.

I miss the conch fritters. I loved Little Havana; especially Calle Ocho. The food was a welcome break from the standard meat and potatoes fare I grew up with. There was a place at the end of the MacArthur Causeway that specialized in rock crabs. Messy, tasty and delightful.

Keep in mind that I once ate cervelles d’agneau while in France. Sauteed lamb's brain is not to everyone's liking.
 
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Your recollection of cervelles d'agneau is just a screen memory for what REALLY happened. Let's just say your brain momentarily turned into fromage de la petit maison.
 

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Your recollection of cervelles d'agneau is just a screen memory for what REALLY happened. Let's just say your brain momentarily turned into fromage de la petit maison.

Had the dish involved frommage bleu, I might agree with your assessments. I have a physical reaction to any cheese I've eaten with veins of visible and palatable bacillus. Imply as you will but, you wouldn't want to be in the same with me after ingestion. There wouldn't be enough candles or matches to "take the edge off" the air quality.

The bummer, for me, is that I love the taste and texture. The little house (on the prairie) has nothing to do with me and my intestinal reactions to certain cheeses. Certain fungi and cacti extracts may have had a more positive cerebral affect.

That's the way it is.
 
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