Wives and the Stupid **** They Say/Do

[BabyIrish]

My five year old daughter had a small accident in her car seat on the way home from school yesterday. So as I'm bringing the car seat into the house, my wife asks what I'm doing with the car seat. I explain we need to wash it because of a small accident. She says okay. So after about 10 minutes of getting settled in the house I go over to the washer and dryer. I check and they are both full. My wife asks what I'm doing. I say I'm getting ready to wash the car seat. She assures me not to worry about it and that she'll take care of it. So after dinner, family time and putting the kids to sleep she says she has more laundry to do. I ask if she washed the car seat yet. She asks why. I said we had an accident remember. Yeah but you're supposed to do it she responds. I reminded her I was doing it but she stopped me. You should have washed it already she says. You stopped me remember. We went back and forth like this for a couple more minutes. I eventually just gave up and went and washed the car seat having to stay up a little longer than I like waiting for it to dry.

 

[Irish#1]

My five year old daughter had a small accident in her car seat on the way home from school yesterday. So as I'm bringing the car seat into the house, my wife asks what I'm doing with the car seat. I explain we need to wash it because of a small accident. She says okay. So after about 10 minutes of getting settled in the house I go over to the washer and dryer. I check and they are both full. My wife asks what I'm doing. I say I'm getting ready to wash the car seat. She assures me not to worry about it and that she'll take care of it. So after dinner, family time and putting the kids to sleep she says she has more laundry to do. I ask if she washed the car seat yet. She asks why. I said we had an accident remember. Yeah but you're supposed to do it she responds. I reminded her I was doing it but she stopped me. You should have washed it already she says. You stopped me remember. We went back and forth like this for a couple more minutes. I eventually just gave up and went and washed the car seat having to stay up a little longer than I like waiting for it to dry.

I feel your pain. My wife does the same thing all the time.

My wife is painting a bedroom set and ran out of chalk paint. Just today she text'd me and ask me to pick up a can of chalk paint at Lowes. I reply, "I thought you bought that at Menards". she replies with a pick of the can and says to get it at Lowes. I go into Lowes and can't find it. You know the rest of the story. lol

 

[BabyIrish]

I feel your pain. My wife does the same thing all the time.

My wife is painting a bedroom set and ran out of chalk paint. Just today she text'd me and ask me to pick up a can of chalk paint at Lowes. I reply, "I thought you bought that at Menards". she replies with a pick of the can and says to get it at Lowes. I go into Lowes and can't find it. You know the rest of the story. lol

Lol all too well! Someone rep this man for me

 

[ACamp1900]

#hetoo

 

[wizards8507]

What the hell is chalk paint? Sounds like some millennial nonsense.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What the hell is chalk paint? Sounds like some millennial nonsense.

Surely you've seen this in a hipster restaurant somewhere:

 

[wizards8507]

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That's what I figured. But he said furniture.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Surely you've seen this in a hipster restaurant somewhere:

That's what I figured. But he said furniture.

That is not chalk paint for furniture. Chalk paint for furniture puts almost like a fake antique on it.

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[wizards8507]

So millennial nonsense like I thought.

 

[brewdog_14527]

That is not chalk paint for furniture. Chalk paint for furniture puts almost like a fake antique on it.

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My wife did that to our kitchen cabinets

 

[Irish#1]

That is not chalk paint for furniture. Chalk paint for furniture puts almost like a fake antique on it.

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So millennial nonsense like I thought.

Chalk paint is a combination of a matte and flat that gives a chalky finish. You can give it a distressed look like II's wife did. The furniture my wife painted was a "linen white" color. No darkening effect or distressed look.

BTW.....This is not the same as chalkboard paint.

 

[Wild Bill]

My wife just tried to order our 18 month old bedding for $550, and it was on sale.

 

[ulukinatme]

My wife just tried to order our 18 month old bedding for $550, and it was on sale.

Did it come with 3 beds? Wow

 

[Wild Bill]

Did it come with 3 beds? Wow

It came with zero beds. Just sheets and blankets.

And shams!

 

[The Polish Irishman]

My wife just came home with a dog. She spent $2000 on it. No toys, no food, nothing for the dog. I named it Posternutbag and went to get a beer. WTF.

 

[ACamp1900]

My wife just came home with a dog. She spent $2000 on it. No toys, no food, nothing for the dog. I named it Posternutbag and went to get a beer. WTF.

Bulldogs are awesome tho

 

[ulukinatme]

Bulldogs are awesome tho

And keep in mind, this is from a self proclaimed cat guy.

 

[ACamp1900]

And keep in mind, this is from a self proclaimed cat guy.

Their being so cat like is what makes bulldogs so freakin cool brah,... they’re excessively costly tho so when I read “two thousand dollar dog” I instantly thought,... bulldog.

 

[Irish Insanity]

Did it come with 3 beds? Wow

It came with zero beds. Just sheets and blankets.

And shams!

It better have came with divorce papers

My wife just came home with a dog. She spent $2000 on it. No toys, no food, nothing for the dog. I named it Posternutbag and went to get a beer. WTF.

Bulldogs are awesome tho

If it's a bulldog, it slides. They are by far the coolest dogs

 

[Irish YJ]

My wife just tried to order our 18 month old bedding for $550, and it was on sale.

Shams are so critical to infant bedding though. Smart lady.

My wife just came home with a dog. She spent $2000 on it. No toys, no food, nothing for the dog. I named it Posternutbag and went to get a beer. WTF.

Not totally against spending 2k for a good dog, but to bring it home without food, toys, a bed, etc.. is just a precursor to how things will go in the future. Guess who will be will be doing all the heavy lifting for posternutbag.

 

[Irish#1]

When I tiled the shower area in the remodeled bathroom, my wife wanted a little alcove so you could put soap and shampoo in it. Like the wonderful husband I am, I complied. The wife then orders some accessories for the remodeled bathroom. She opens the box and shows me a shower caddy.

 

[zelezo vlk]

When I tiled the shower area in the remodeled bathroom, my wife wanted a little alcove so you could put soap and shampoo in it. Like the wonderful husband I am, I complied. The wife then orders some accessories for the remodeled bathroom. She opens the box and shows me a shower caddy.

Does a can of beer fit in the alcove?

 

[Irish#1]

It can hold three tall boys easily.

 

[Rack Em]

Does a can of beer fit in the alcove?

Who in the hell only drinks 1 beer in the shower? Drink a 6 pack or go home.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

My wife just came home with a dog. She spent $2000 on it. No toys, no food, nothing for the dog. I named it Posternutbag and went to get a beer. WTF.

Damn, dude. I got my pure bred Siberian Husky for $1,000. Got her a bed, crate, food, toys, and by the time her first round of shots were done I was easily over $1,500.

Don't know how much time you will two will have for training, that cost can go up pretty quick if you start on classes.

 

[IrishLion]

Damn, dude. I got my pure bred Siberian Husky for $1,000. Got her a bed, crate, food, toys, and by the time her first round of shots were done I was easily over $1,500.

Don't know how much time you will two will have for training, that cost can go up pretty quick if you start on classes.

Sheeeeesh.

We got our Husky for $300, and she's got the certified bloodline and everything. She was the "runt" and the last one they had from her litter, but she's still up to 45 lbs because her mom was a monster.

 

[ACamp1900]

Sheeeeesh.

We got our Husky for $300, and she's got the certified bloodline and everything. She was the "runt" and the last one they had from her litter, but she's still up to 45 lbs because her mom was a monster.

We got our bullie for ~100 bucks, rescue. Blows people's minds when they hear because we run into either a.) people who want a bullie but can't afford one b.) people who also own one but paid 2,500+ for theirs just for starters.

 

[Rack Em]

Damn, dude. I got my pure bred Siberian Husky for $1,000. Got her a bed, crate, food, toys, and by the time her first round of shots were done I was easily over $1,500.

Don't know how much time you will two will have for training, that cost can go up pretty quick if you start on classes.

Sheeeeesh.

We got our Husky for $300, and she's got the certified bloodline and everything. She was the "runt" and the last one they had from her litter, but she's still up to 45 lbs because her mom was a monster.

Y'all are a bunch of bitches.

We adopted our Husky-German Shepard mix (had no idea it was either of those breeds until the DNA test came back) for $50.

He was under 3 lbs when we got him at 8 weeks. He's up to 75 lbs now at a 2.5 years. Huskies are great dogs though.

Just kidding about being bitches....

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Y'all are a bunch of bitches.

We adopted our Husky-German Shepard mix (had no idea it was either of those breeds until the DNA test came back) for $50.

He was under 3 lbs when we got him at 8 weeks. He's up to 75 lbs now at a 2.5 years. Huskies are great dogs though.

Just kidding about being bitches....

lol to the bold.

I had heard I overpaid when I spread the word about her, she is a purebred with papers and her ma and dad pulled sled up in the U.P. for sport. She's a beaut.

I looked around at every adoption agency for a husky and couldn't find any, so I ponied up with a breeder. Huskies are the best, was always my dream dog.

Went back to a shelter and adopted a mutt as well.

 

[greyhammer90]

We talking about how much we bought our wives for in here?