Wives and the Stupid **** They Say/Do

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ACamp1900 said:
Okay, so this just happened. Background: My wife is flying out on Wednesday night to be with her mom for her mother's birthday. We will be without her for a few days.

I created a group text today with my wife, sister and mom just sharing funny pictures (mostly from the IE thread)... this is something we all do every now and then. Our two families get along very well... So, everyone is chill and laughing at the pictures except my wife, which is slightly odd.

Suddenly she responds with "I have a present I'm going to give you tonight"

I think "should i note to her in some clever way that my family is in on this text string?? I'm sure she realizes that right? maybe she's just being silly or picked me up some ice cream or something..."

before i can even fully consider this she replies again: "Since i won't be around Thursday night what do you say about pushing up steak and BJ night a couple nights??" with some heart and kiss emojis....

mom and sis stopped laughing......
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ACamp1900 said:
Okay, so this just happened. Background: My wife is flying out on Wednesday night to be with her mom for her mother's birthday. We will be without her for a few days.

I created a group text today with my wife, sister and mom just sharing funny pictures (mostly from the IE thread)... this is something we all do every now and then. Our two families get along very well... So, everyone is chill and laughing at the pictures except my wife, which is slightly odd.

Suddenly she responds with "I have a present I'm going to give you tonight"

I think "should i note to her in some clever way that my family is in on this text string?? I'm sure she realizes that right? maybe she's just being silly or picked me up some ice cream or something..."

before i can even fully consider this she replies again: "Since i won't be around Thursday night what do you say about pushing up steak and BJ night a couple nights??" with some heart and kiss emojis....

mom and sis stopped laughing......
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That's hilarious! Can't rep but I tried. Two reps for your wife
 
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ACamp1900 said:
Okay, so this just happened. Background: My wife is flying out on Wednesday night to be with her mom for her mother's birthday. We will be without her for a few days.

I created a group text today with my wife, sister and mom just sharing funny pictures (mostly from the IE thread)... this is something we all do every now and then. Our two families get along very well... So, everyone is chill and laughing at the pictures except my wife, which is slightly odd.

Suddenly she responds with "I have a present I'm going to give you tonight"

I think "should i note to her in some clever way that my family is in on this text string?? I'm sure she realizes that right? maybe she's just being silly or picked me up some ice cream or something..."

before i can even fully consider this she replies again: "Since i won't be around Thursday night what do you say about pushing up steak and BJ night a couple nights??" with some heart and kiss emojis....

mom and sis stopped laughing......
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Golden!


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The bill is in the mail
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You had the bill in the mail before you even responded!
 
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ACamp1900 said:
Okay, so this just happened. Background: My wife is flying out on Wednesday night to be with her mom for her mother's birthday. We will be without her for a few days.

I created a group text today with my wife, sister and mom just sharing funny pictures (mostly from the IE thread)... this is something we all do every now and then. Our two families get along very well... So, everyone is chill and laughing at the pictures except my wife, which is slightly odd.

Suddenly she responds with "I have a present I'm going to give you tonight"

I think "should i note to her in some clever way that my family is in on this text string?? I'm sure she realizes that right? maybe she's just being silly or picked me up some ice cream or something..."

before i can even fully consider this she replies again: "Since i won't be around Thursday night what do you say about pushing up steak and BJ night a couple nights??" with some heart and kiss emojis....

mom and sis stopped laughing......
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You get steak and a BJ in the same night??? You, sir, need to write a marriage self-help book!
 
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Rack Em said:
You get steak and a BJ in the same night??? You, sir, need to write a marriage self-help book!
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He's discussed it on here before, somehow I remember. I've tried to reason with my girlfriend that it's a healthy part of a successful couple... she hasn't bought in yet. Might need that book to convince her.
 
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Rack Em said:
You get steak and a BJ in the same night??? You, sir, need to write a marriage self-help book!
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No kidding. The BJ's usually stop once they get that ring, or it requires a lot of pleading. lol
 
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Rack Em said:
You get steak and a BJ in the same night??? You, sir, need to write a marriage self-help book!
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Lol, we joke about ‘steak and BJ thursdays’ all the time like it’s a weekly thing. Beyond that Ill say go back to my post from last week about Latinas and why they are the absolute best, it’s real..... ;)
 
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Freaking white girls with their Starbucks, expectations and reluctance to give BJs...
 
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So if you follow the food thread you know I had a salsa cook off today at work. My wife works for a different school at the same University so we work near each other, few floors and hallways apart, so we never really see each other unless we want to, actually makes for a great dynamic if we ever want to have lunch or whatever... anyway.

So the cook off goes well, I come in 2nd place out of 16 by one vote. My wife just texts me to 'congratulate' me. She knows she married a Scot who is proud by nature and more than a little competitive. She prob thinks I did well in finishing second so i just say thanks, second is good, I'm not too bitter.... then she drops this: "I voted for ____'s salsa, loved the garlic but thought yours was right behind his." She voted for some other salsa that only got one vote and finished at the bottom........ This. Fucking. Bitch.

She's the reason I lost!!!!
 
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I refuse to believe that the provider of “Steak-and-BJ Thursday” would turn on you in such a fashion.
 
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IrishLion said:
I refuse to believe that the provider of “Steak-and-BJ Thursday” would turn on you in such a fashion.
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It’s like being married to the real life version of the movie “Spilt”...
 
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Mother was right,.. I am a failure of a human being...
 
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Honest point, from what I can tell I got the Hispanic vote biggly... this abortion of tomato paste and onions got the white vote. Y’all white people need to stop fucking everything up in 2018, okay?
 
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