How tall are you?

Henges24

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I remember on the Rivals Main Board they used to have a topic like this every once in awhile and I didn't see a topic that was made specifically for this when I searched for for it. I am convinced that I have to be the shortest AND youngest poster on IE, which I will probably end up being wrong.

Last time I was measured professionally I was 5'5 3/4"
 

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I remember on the Rivals Main Board they used to have a topic like this every once in awhile and I didn't see a topic that was made specifically for this when I searched for for it. I am convinced that I have to be the shortest AND youngest poster on IE, which I will probably end up being wrong.

Last time I was measured professionally I was 5'5 3/4"

Hahahaha what a dork!
 

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5'9"

Doc says my oldest son should be around 6'1". I pray this is the case. Being short sucks.
 

gkIrish

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Or were you?

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dshans

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... Last time I was measured professionally I was 5'5 3/4"

Well, in my prime (18 to 24) I was officially 5'6" plus change. I liked to think that I was a towering 5'7" upon rising after 10 hours of spine relaxing sleep. Age, gravity, a shorter sleep cycle and dehydration of spinal disks has robbed me of the "change." My guess is that by now I'm closer to 5'5".

Still, I have my (once) 4'10" twin sister beat by close to a little more than half a 12" ruler!

Clearly I'm not anywhere near to being the youngest poster on IE ...
 

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7'

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I remember on the Rivals Main Board they used to have a topic like this every once in awhile and I didn't see a topic that was made specifically for this when I searched for for it. I am convinced that I have to be the shortest AND youngest poster on IE, which I will probably end up being wrong.

Last time I was measured professionally I was 5'5 3/4"

I've never been measured professionally. Every amateur measurement has me coming in at 5'10 though. Do you think if I get measured by a pro, I'll gain some height?



**I am happy to relay a story of my youth about height though: a new ride at Opryland came out when I was a kid, and I was juuuussssttt shy of that magical and binding red line on the height-marker sign. I was heartbroken. So what did I do? Let devastation ruin my summer? Hell no, I knew what I had to do. I returned to that motherfucker...donning cleats. I owned that ride and amusement park the rest of the summer.
 

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How appropriate. You know the character who speaks that line is named Campbell, right?

:)

Of coure I do... I love that shit.

I think the actual line is something like, "Your Mother's been telling stories about me again, eh boy?"
 

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btw, how did the post, in which I responded to you, get put ABOVE the post to which I repsonded?????
 

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btw, how did the post, in which I responded to you, get put ABOVE the post to which I repsonded?????

My first attempt to link to a picture of Hamish produced a half-screen of gibberish. I deleted it after about 10s, but you were too fast on the draw.
 
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