'12 OH QB Maty Mauk (Missouri Verbal)

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Bogtrotter07

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1) Who gets arrested for an incident on a scooter anyways?
2) He's third on Mizzou's depth chart (Gunner would probably start there day 1)
3) True Fact: It is unlawful to throw hard objects by hand in Missouri. So technically, they're breaking the law by having a football team.
Stupid Laws in Missouri

Wooly, love you like a bro, but where do you get this shiit man?

The Mo law I don't like is that oral sex is illegal in the entire state! Can you believe that.
 

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Wooly, love you like a bro, but where do you get this shiit man?

The Mo law I don't like is that oral sex is illegal in the entire state! Can you believe that.

Oh crap. That's what those police reports in high school were about.
 

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The Mo law I don't like is that oral sex is illegal in the entire state! Can you believe that.

It's akin to a "fairness doctrine." Regardless of age, sex, race, ethnic, religious and sexual orientation the state is an equal opportunity prig.
 

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oral sex is also illegal in Indiana... :)

dont worry guys, no one enforces it, unless you are doing it in public, but even then you would be charged with something else. I know some of you are worried.
 
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woolybug25

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oral sex is also illegal in Indiana... :)

dont worry guys, no one enforces it, unless you are doing it in public, but even then you would be charged with something else. I know some of you are worried.

Does this effect your fledging street corner business? :cowboy:
 

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Why would a group of men (presumably) pass something like that?
 

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This is the kind of criminal ND needs. Dude has two groupies on a scooter, runs into cars, doesn't pull over for the popo and just doesn't give a F.
 

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I know wooly really wanted him. Anyone else?

Is that a joke?

I'm not right often, but I wanted him. This is what I wrote at the time:

You're showing your age buddy. Football isn't about 5 star recruits lined up all over the place. It's about getting the right guys for your systems. You need talent for sure, no doubt about that. But you don't need a bunch of 5 stars to win. Just look at Alabama 2 years ago. Their defense how PLENTY of 3 stars and even a no star in there, and they completely dominated the SEC.

If anything, you'd love to combine the moxy of a Rees (which Mauk seems to have), the athleticism to move the pocket and run if need be (mauk has that), and the physical attributes of a Dayne Crist type, and the ability to do it in your system. I don't need the consensus #1 recruit if a) I'm not sure he'll come, and b)i have a guy that wants to be Irish AND might even fit my system better. Mauk's dad sw today's practice and said their systems are eerily similar (without the complexities of course), so you KNOW Mauk can put up numbers in the spread.

Mauk is a gamer guys, not unlike Colt McCoy. Need 2 yards and there's a linebacker in front of him? He'll put his head down and get those 2 yards. 4th and 8 with the game on the line? He'll fit the ball in that tight spot with cool ice in his veins.

OMM said everything that needed to be said about attitude. BK wouldn't recruit a selfish prick.

I'll say this...you have 4 years of eligibility left between both Hendrix and Golson, both considered QBs of the future. You are absolutely fine on taking a QB that would need time to develop, especially one that you know will suit your system to a tee. And if Kiel is scared off by competition, then oh well, you still have a highly rated QB in Mauk. And if Kiel wants to come on board and compete and show why he's the top QB prospect in the nation, the more the merrier.

It's a tough call I know, but I'll take the bird in the hand, the one who knows the system, is a better athlete, and wants to be at ND, over the stud QB that we're not sure wants to be at ND. That's my take anyways...
 

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I was being sarcastic Hollywood! Hope all is well bro haven't talked to you in a while.
 

NDinL.A.

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To be fair you also said "BK wouldn't recruit a selfish prick."

Oops!

I was being sarcastic Hollywood! Hope all is well bro haven't talked to you in a while.

Busy as hell bro. Teaching a new curriculum, and my workload is pretty much doubled. The little one keeps me busy and the wifey is pregnant in her 1st trimester so she is exhausted after work and I have to do a bit more right now. But I'm blessed so there's no complaints.

As for posting, IE is blocked at work so that takes away any lunch-time or prep period posting. I'm mostly on ISD.

You? When are you coming for a game?
 

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Mauk would have been the perfect fit for our offense and starting this year had he came here
 

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Sounds like he will be the QB for now. The other QB has a separated shoulder and going to miss a couple weeks.
 

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