Rumored Violations

[GreenSox04]

Cannot wait till we smack Michigan. Can. Not. Wait.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This thread is so real right now.

 

[Crazy Balki]

Is that what it's called? In my school we called them 'weiner cousins'.

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[kmoose]

It's Eskimo Brother everywhere. Much more sophisticated than "Weiner Cousin" or whatever you call it in Hickville.

You sure it's not "Bang" Brothers?

 

[koonja]

Yes I know and use the term Eskimo bros. Your term sounds very messed up.

I think your term sounds messed up. But IDK anything about Eskimos.

 

[Bugzly21]

There's a reason the Tudor that wrote the papers got Summa Cum Loudly

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

I will say this, I'm grateful it wasn't Jaylon Smith. He has always struck me as a truly stand-up guy and while K. Russell caught me offguard and I hope he's given a change to come back, it would've really struck a blow, had it been Mr. Smith.

 

[SoIll]

Dick Brothers

 

[Rudy89]

Cannot wait till we smack Michigan. Can. Not. Wait.

Hopefully our O can do that that IMO truly is a game that can dictate if this season is a success or failure. If we lose that one barring an NC or major bowl win it will be difficult for me to reflect well on this season.

 

[nlroma1o]

I have never heard wiener counsin in my entire life. lol im deeply entertained by that term tho. im not sure why

 

[zelezo vlk]

Dick Brothers

Paired with your avatar, this is just so great right now. This laugh is really what I needed.

 

[connor_in]

I think your term sounds messed up. But IDK anything about Eskimos.

Why is there, and who would want, a term for that?

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

Before 2012, Lynch had just transferred out and I believe we lost another player or two. None of us believed we could generate a pass rush before the season.

Just saying, we will still field a football team of men who want to represent our university and our offense still looks very fucking potent.

 

[irishknight35]

This is crazy. Every possible twitter account I follow regarding sports is all of sudden very quiet after going balls to the wall with every little detail they think they know about this story and now nothing. So they have used up all the rumors they have and are now waiting for the truth. What a fucking way to do things.

 

[ACamp1900]

This is crazy. Every possible twitter account I follow regarding sports is all of sudden very quiet after going balls to the wall with every little detail they think the know about this story and now nothing. So they have used up all the rumors they have and are now waiting for the truth. What a fucking way to do things.

Eye of the twitter hurricane.

 

[RDU Irish]

So if we get any de-commits or transfers, it is obviously because they were banking on tutor sex.

 

[NDWorld247]

Mack Brown wasn't lying....

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[WhoDeyIrish]

My favorite term for guys who sleep with the same girl is "tunnel brothers"

 

[Irishman77]

Gotta think someone has been greasing Kylie's wheels with some Ishaq data?

 

[koonja]

My favorite term for guys who sleep with the same girl is "tunnel brothers"

Question: What happens if you become weiner cousins with your actual cousin? Or tunnel brothers with your actual brother?

Answer: You likely get kicked out of Notre Dame.

ND - where the funky shit happens.

 

[Bugzly21]

This thread slowed way down. I guess everyone shot their load on this story

 

[tussin]

Koon, "weiner cousin" is an SEC term. You can't use it north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

 

[Rudy89]

Before 2012, Lynch had just transferred out and I believe we lost another player or two. None of us believed we could generate a pass rush before the season.

Just saying, we will still field a football team of men who want to represent our university and our offense still looks very fucking potent.

Yes but we also had Tuitt, Nix, and some dude named Manti that year. Not sayin it can't happen but we don't have that kind of talent this year on D this year. Hopefully the story doesn't get any worse and EG and his crew can put up a shit ton of points otherwise we may be looking at an 09 or 2011 disappointment of a year where we have talent but we just can't come through in the big games

 

[nsideirish]

Hearing Niklas was part of this...probably the reason he left early.

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

This thread slowed way down. I guess everyone shot their load on this story

Just goes to show you that premature ejaculation can happen anywhere.

 

[wizards8507]

Where did the "sex with a tutor" come from? Is that real or you guys going off the deep end and running with it. I'm on the road for a wedding and this is tough to follow with just a phone.

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[IrishLion]

 

[Jebediah Springfield]

Hearing Niklas was part of this...probably the reason he left early.

From a person you know or did you see this on the internet?

 

[CanadianIrishFan306]

I still want to know how this leaked.

This feels like a Trojan fan gaining admittance to ND, blowing/banging our players, doing some homework for them, then blowing the whistle.

Let's not rule this out

Do USC fans have the grades to get into ND?

 

[Legacy93]

Hearing Niklas was part of this...probably the reason he left early.

Care to elaborate where you were hearing this? I have a hard time believing that, but it isn't beyond comprehension.