Notre Dame Trump

[IrishLion]

We should've banned you for lying about the Harry Heistand account

But seriously, IDK why you went all "anonymous hero" on that one. You put some quality stuff out every now and again, and even got former o-linemen to show love. Should've taken your reps in the open.

This is the internet. Let us know how awesome you are when you do awesome things.

 

[Rack Em]

Yes, but now I don't really care because ND football is boring and I'm out of jokes.

I swear this Trump one isn't me, mods ban me if I'm lying.

Don't kid yourself. You're not half this funny.

 

[Ndaccountant]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thank you! Together we will <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/drainduLac?src=hash">#drainduLac</a> and make Notre Dame great again. <a href="https://t.co/SxVvCyGC3I">https://t.co/SxVvCyGC3I</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805934387472793600">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ND is keeping Kelly because he once made it to the championship game. I like coaches who don't get blown out in the championship, OK?</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805650884369809408">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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my favorite

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When I run ND we will only have the best contracts, and believe me, I know how to get out of paying for shoddy work. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotreDame?src=hash">#NotreDame</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/firekelly?src=hash">#firekelly</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/803639514682052608">November 29, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You can't spell Castro without SC! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotreDame?src=hash">#NotreDame</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/beatSC?src=hash">#beatSC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/firekelly?src=hash">#firekelly</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/802529431910760448">November 26, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enjoy your Thanksgiving, but get ready because Notre Dame is in big trouble this weekend! I will fire Kelly and make USC pay for it.</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/801824630570909696">November 24, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[irishfan]

For those asking, this is not my parody account. I only did the Fake Harry Hiestand one, and this one is 1000X funnier.

I gave up on the Harry account when BK gave up on ND.

...and yet you still don't seem to know how to embed a tweet

 

[Emcee77]

I can't stop laughing at some of these.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">President of Taiwan called ME to discuss future Shamrock series games. But must play games on campus to pay for Crossroads boondoggle.</p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/805408588961288192">December 4, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Emcee77]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm told Swarbrick and Jenkins won't fire Kelly because it's too expensive. They make the worst deals-worse than NAFTA or Iran. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotreDame?src=hash">#NotreDame</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/803639100993634309">November 29, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Henges24]

Whoever is running this should go after Bryan Driskel and Eric Hansen. Those two are easily riled up.

Loy. That guy has messaged me a number of times for trolling him. I'm surprised he hasn't blocked me yet.

 

[gkIrish]

Whoever is running this should go after Bryan Driskel and Eric Hansen. Those two are easily riled up.

Yes, Eric definitely gets riled up easily. He is the one that blocked me for absolutely no reason at all.

 

[Meatloaf]

Lol we have Chubby Kelly and Scared Swarbrick.
He needs to make Jabroni Jenkins a thing.

 

[ShamrockOnHelmet]

The Castro one is gold. I may have to join twitter just to follow this.

 

[Free Manera]

These are hilarious. Believe it or not this guy is an ND nation poster. Getting tons of support there obviously.

 

[IrishLax]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bigly Brey is undefeated this season. Great Coach! Much better after he stopped wearing turtlenecks. <a href="https://t.co/v1ifkJKU0k">https://t.co/v1ifkJKU0k</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806349610851663872">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[PLACforever]

This. Is. Amazing.
#drainduLac

 

[BleedBlueGold]

This is arguably the best Twitter handle I have seen. It's literally executed to perfection.

 

[arrowryan]

Lmao can someone tell me how Nolan responded? I think he deleted his tweets

 

[dublinirish]

Lmao can someone tell me how Nolan responded? I think he deleted his tweets

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Appreciate the kind words Scott. <a href="https://t.co/aZKPHS4g9M">https://t.co/aZKPHS4g9M</a></p>— Jack Nolan (@NDJackNolan) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDJackNolan/status/805097009384476672">December 3, 2016</a></blockquote>
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lol he kept up all the retweets of sycophantic fans saying what a great job he did though.

the guy is to ND football what Peter King is to the NFL.

 

[Rack Em]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Appreciate the kind words Scott. <a href="https://t.co/aZKPHS4g9M">https://t.co/aZKPHS4g9M</a></p>— Jack Nolan (@NDJackNolan) <a href="https://twitter.com/NDJackNolan/status/805097009384476672">December 3, 2016</a></blockquote>
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lol he kept up all the retweets of sycophantic fans saying what a great job he did though.

the guy is to ND football what Peter King is to the NFL.

Typical Baghdad Jack

 

[BleedBlueGold]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Great ad in the Observer today. Silent majority of ND students, alumni, and fans want to make ND great again. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/firekelly?src=hash">#firekelly</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fireswarbrick?src=hash">#fireswarbrick</a> <a href="https://t.co/1yLJPmNSkP">pic.twitter.com/1yLJPmNSkP</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806494145057615872">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Rack Em]

I am thoroughly enjoying him going after the smugness of the reporters who cover ND athletics.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Total amateur <a href="https://twitter.com/PeteSampson_">@PeteSampson_</a> again mocks Irish fans who want to win. Apologize! <a href="https://t.co/hxVfBhQwT1">https://t.co/hxVfBhQwT1</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806529340418752512">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[dublinirish]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anyone who pays <a href="https://twitter.com/PeteSampson_">@PeteSampson_</a> is throwing away money! Cancel order! <a href="https://t.co/sp8u5DLZoS">https://t.co/sp8u5DLZoS</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806530947814424576">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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lol he gotta go after the other ND beat writers

 

[PLACforever]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Great ad in the Observer today. Silent majority of ND students, alumni, and fans want to make ND great again. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/firekelly?src=hash">#firekelly</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fireswarbrick?src=hash">#fireswarbrick</a> <a href="https://t.co/1yLJPmNSkP">pic.twitter.com/1yLJPmNSkP</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806494145057615872">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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This is perfect

 

[ulukinatme]

For those asking, this is not my parody account. I only did the Fake Harry Hiestand one, and this one is 1000X funnier.

I gave up on the Harry account when BK gave up on ND.

Did you not also deny that you were responsible for Fake Hiestand?

I dunno, Koon. I thought the Harry one was pretty funny at first, but after awhile I could see some tendencies surface...and it became obvious it was a Koon sock.

I'm not ready to close the book on ND Trump not being another Koon sock, especially with Harry being retired now

 

[dublinirish]

I dunno, Koon. I thought the Harry one was pretty funny at first, but after awhile I could see some tendencies surface...and it became obvious it was a Koon sock.

I'm not ready to close the book on ND Trump not being another Koon sock, especially with Harry being retired now

My thinking its the guy that does NDFanComments.

 

[ulukinatme]

My thinking its the guy that does NDFanComments.

Or the guy that does The Gold Seats maybe.

 

[arrowryan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">400 million for ugly crossroads, but Bigly Brey still has no practice facility! Swarbrick treats basketball very unfairly. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fireSwarbrick?src=hash">#fireSwarbrick</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806873869252521984">December 8, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Rack Em]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I will build a great, big, beautiful basketball facility for Bigly Brey and McGraw. BBall will win even more <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fireSwarbrick?src=hash">#fireSwarbrick</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NotreDame?src=hash">#NotreDame</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806874890464874496">December 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[TDHeysus]

whatever makes you feel better....

 

[PLACforever]

I'm really hoping he posts something about Kiffin going to Houston

 

[Rack Em]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Many alums and fans say: basketball is great why <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fireSwarbrick?src=hash">#fireSwarbrick</a>? He did not hire Bigly Brey or Muffet. No practice court. Not responsible! <a href="https://t.co/Tm1B72Nx0h">pic.twitter.com/Tm1B72Nx0h</a></p>— Notre Dame Trump (@realNotreTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realNotreTrump/status/806924345734008832">December 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[wizards8507]

Ugh I want to love this account but "Bigly Brey" is absolutely terrible. It needs to be "Big League Brey" or something better. Bigly Brey has terrible syntax.