My wife is the bomb!

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

Quinn,

Do you realize the power you hold here? You've captivated the minds of many with your hints/outright admissions of sexual exploits. You could extinguish the libido of hoards of men by uttering these 4 devastating words:

"I'm a michigan fan"

 

[Quinntastic]

I tend to use my power for good, not evil

 

[calvegas04]

I tend to use my power for good, not evil

you do know you could give us all a 4th of July grand finale

 

[ulukinatme]

*Slides ulukinatme her business card with a wink*

Damn it, I was on vacation on the Erie coast the last week, a stone throw away and then I come back to this...

 

[wizards8507]

So the other day we were watching the Olympics. Someone said something about the United States normalizing relations with Cuba.

I said to my wife, "I wish you'd normalize relations with me."

 

[zelezo vlk]

Something something try the veal?

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[ulukinatme]

So the other day we were watching the Olympics. Someone said something about the United States normalizing relations with Cuba.

I said to my wife, "I wish you'd normalize relations with me."

I assume that the two of you then "crossed borders" since you're posting in this thread?

I remember when I first met my wife, she would refer to sex by some redneck phrase, like "make do it." My wife isn't redneck at all, it just sounded rather odd coming from her. I let her know we had to axe that one and come up with something else. "Relations" is what we ultimately settled on, although we'll use a few others.

 

[ACamp1900]

"Relations" is what we ultimately settled on, although we'll use a few others.

Wat????

We call it what it is around here.....

 

[ulukinatme]

Wat????

We call it what it is around here.....

I don't kiss and tell, but my wife is the kind of woman that is prim and proper when in the presence of others, like a librarian or preacher's daughter...and...well...you know what they say about those girls behind closed doors.

 

[Quinntastic]

Just call it what it is: she likes banging! Good for her, I say.

 

[Rack Em]

Just call it what it is: she likes banging! Good for her, I say.

You show up randomly in threads.

 

[ulukinatme]

You show up randomly in threads.

She's like a happy, little surprise from time to time.

 

[Quinntastic]

You show up randomly in threads.

I like to sprinkle snark like a freshly ground pepper from time to time, it's true.