First World Problems

[yankeeND]

Yeah nobody likes John Wayne toilet paper... It don't take **** off no one

 

[IrishinTN]

My wife made me watch Downton Abbey last night.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Pine trees in my yard have grown so much they washed out the HD on my satellite. Have been watching SD TV for a week.

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

My roommate changed our cable package and we don't get the Big10 network anymore. I'm really going to miss those Iowa vs Minnesota nail biters.

 

[notredomer23]

I had to use skim milk in my captain crunch this morning instead of 2%

 

[Junkhead]

I wanted ribeyes, but the wife brought home T-bones.

/true story

 

[BobD]

I wanted ribeyes, but the wife brought home T-bones.

How'd you get out of going to the store instead of her on mother's day?

 

[peoriairish]

My angel hair pasta got cooked past al dente before being cooked with the meatballs and sauce.

#soggynoodles

 

[IrishSteelhead]

The Thai I ate last night was way too spicy, so I'm watching a movie on my IPad. IN THE BATHROOM.......

 

[Junkhead]

How'd you get out of going to the store instead of her on mother's day?

It was yesterday.

 

[ACamp1900]

I wanted ribeyes, but the wife brought home T-bones.

/true story

I have that... It's all about rib eyes...

 

[nsisk157]

My wife planned a three week European honeymoon.. I thought it was a bit much... #firstworldproblems #barçaisbrilliant #nextsansebastianthenmadridthenparisthenbrusselsthenbrugesthenAmsterdam

How will I recognize Jersey in June?? Insert clever jokes ___here___

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

My wife planned a three week European honeymoon.. I thought it was a bit much... #firstworldproblems #barçaisbrilliant #nextsansebastianthenmadridthenparisthenbrusselsthenbrugesthenAmsterdam

How will I recognize Jersey in June?? Insert clever jokes ___here___

Sweet smeel of gel and the fist pumps should do it.

 

[Irishnuke]

1) my father-in-law bought an entire cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory and gave 90% of it to us.

2) there is a hummingbird nest under the umbrella of my backyard table.

 

[rikkitikki08]

I have had my 55 inch vizio television for 6 months and still have no idea how to hook up the 3D....first world problems

 

[rikkitikki08]

Im a cubs fan......the ultimate first world problem

 

[Rocket's Rocket Fan]

I took 2 showers today, both times I couldn't get the water temperature just right. It was too hot both times.

 

[BobD]

I can't decide........buffalo burger or chicken and apple brat.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

I can't decide........buffalo burger or chicken and apple brat.

A real first worlder would have both.....poser

 

[BobD]

A real first worlder would have both.....poser

I didn't combine them like this pic, but I went with both. Now I'm like a turtle stuck on his back sittin here on the couch.

 

[greyhammer90]

Experiencing the ULTIMATE first world problem now. My stomach hurts because I ate too much.

 

[pkt77242]

My Iphone battery is about dead because my son played angry birds all day.

 

[Black Irish]

My Iphone battery is about dead because my son played angry birds all day.

Pkt, I thought your first world problem would be not knowing which one of your aged single malts to choose from for a nightcap.

 

[Black Irish]

I couldn't get the movie I wanted to watch in Blu-Ray so I had to settle for regular DVD instead.

 

[RDU Irish]

Had to go in to McDs because the drive through was three cars deep and I thought it would be faster. Then the cashier took so long it would have been faster to drive through. #freakingpissedrightnow

All my neighbors have nicer lawns than me because I am too cheap to hire a service.

 

[Cackalacky]

My 5-year old son refuses to use a CPU that is not touch screen (iPhone, iPad). If he wants desert, he has to type on a keyboard and use a mouse.

 

[BGIF]

Our beachfront 15th floor penthouse condo is too far from the beach.

 

[phork]

I have to put an addition on my 7 car garage because the new Ferrari I just bought is for Sunday afternoons only and I already have a care for the other 7 days.

 

[Cackalacky]

I have to pay an extra 3.5% in property taxes next year to fund the "renourishment" of sand on the local beaches so the millionaire homes don't get washed out to the ocean.

This of course has to be done about every ten years, because due to the tides, current, and longshore transport of sands, the islands wash away over time as they should.

Morris Island lighthouse in 1914

Morris Island (today)

 

[nlroma1o]

I have to pay an extra 3.5% in property taxes next year to fund the "renourishment" of sand on the local beaches so the millionaire homes don't get washed out to the ocean.

This of course has to be done about every ten years, because due to the tides, current, and longshore transport of sands, the islands wash away over time as they should.

Morris Island lighthouse in 1914

Morris Island (today)

Ummmmm, what happened to the island?

But seriously, thats pretty incredible.