First World Problems

[notredomer23]

My in the ground pool is too small

 

[Veer option]

One of my Rolexes stopped after not wearing it for three days, now I have to wind and set the date again...

 

[Black Irish]

I had to wait for a treadmill at the gym

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

I might have to wait until July to get my bonus at work. #pissed

 

[Sherm Sticky]

The TV on the treadmill at the gym wasn't working...so I moved to the one next to me that had a working TV...Wasted 15 seconds of my day SMH

 

[tadman95]

Aunt Bea cleaning house au natural.........

 

[irishog77]

Aunt Bea cleaning house au natural.........

How long until after she finishes polishing the silverware will you wait to ask her about polishing your knob?

 

[tadman95]

How long until after she finishes polishing the silverware will you wait to ask her about polishing your knob?

Otis doesn't always have that grin because of the 'shine.......

 

[Black Irish]

My sports car is too fast

 

[phork]

I couldn't get Next Day Air on my shipment of Nebraska steaks.

 

[tadman95]

Neighbors filling up my "outhouse". Time to dig another hole.

 

[clashmore_mike]

I'm blacked out on MLB TV and only get fox sports Detroit in standard def. #firstworldproblems

 

[DomeX2 eNVy]

I couldn't get a window seat in Business Class on my flight to Taipei. Now some guys is going to drink too much free champange and have to wake me up so he can take a p!ss every hour.

 

[Black Irish]

The restaurant where I ate tonight was out of Bollinger '66, so I had to settle for the '67. Man, talk about the Dark Ages.

 

[Rack Em]

I ran out of gin and had to make vodka martinis.

 

[mgriff]

Torres and those ****s at Chelsea won the Champions League, and I'm way more pissed about it than I should be...First World Problems.

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

I ran out of gin and had to make vodka martinis.

Awwww, Hell no...that's where I have to draw the line. Can someone hook this brother up with some gin? This is absolutely unacceptable....

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

As the great Ron Swanson says, "clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."

 

[greyhammer90]

My ice maker is out of ice currently. My whiskey is perfectly cold, but I won't get to enjoy the way the ice slowly waters it down as I drink.





I'm devastated.

 

[Rack Em]

Had to sell my XBOX 360 for beer money when I went abroad.

#firstworldproblemsineurope

 

[phork]

My mexican has the night off and no one will bring me a margarita.

 

[peoriairish]

My ice maker is out of ice currently. My whiskey is perfectly cold, but I won't get to enjoy the way the ice slowly waters it down as I drink.





I'm devastated.

No joke, this is a problem I run into all the time. It's the worst.

 

[A Pac]

When the hooker you go to has a black eye from her pimp... First world problems.

 

[A Pac]

My bed is too soft.

Not possible.

 

[A Pac]

The diamond dust I sprinkle on all of my food unfortunately makes my dookie twinkle.

It's the most ballet **** ever.

 

[greyhammer90]

No joke, this is a problem I run into all the time. It's the worst.

I wasn't kidding about being devastated. I'm not enjoying my drinking nearly as much as I should be.

 

[BobD]

I had a very wealthy client buy a $68k range to match a custom made pot and pan set she has.

My First World Problem .......our pots and pans don't match our range, wtf am I gonna do?

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

#reckless bro. Pots always gotta match the stove.

 

[PLACforever]

It's Sunday... CHICKFILA IS CLOSED on Sunday!!!

 

[peoriairish]

I wasn't kidding about being devastated. I'm not enjoying my drinking nearly as much as I should be.

I completely understand. Try some Tennessee Honey by Jack Daniels. Awesome stuff... somewhat alleviates that desire for the melted ice.

Moved apartments and the internet company won't be here till later in the week to hook up my new place. I now have to use my phone to surf the internet.

#firstworldproblems