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Whiskeyjack · Jul 25, 2014

Rack Em said:
I was talking about the tow cables that the A-Wing fighters have on the planet Hoth. You might remember Luke Skywalker instructing the Rebel Alliance pilots to use their tow cables to bring down the Imperial AT-AT Walkers.

A-Wing:

Snowspeeder:

I find your lack of knowledge disturbing, counselor.

Rack Em · Jul 25, 2014

Whiskeyjack said:
A-Wing:

Snowspeeder:

I find your lack of knowledge disturbing, counselor.

Fuck me. I hate myself right now.

The Bar Exam is bringing out my anger, which leads to hate, which leads to the dark side, which leads to failing the Bar.

irishog77 · Jul 25, 2014

I'm still sometimes surprised either of you found a woman willing to have sex with you for the rest of your lives, nerds.

:wave:

Rack Em · Jul 25, 2014

irishog77 said:
I'm still sometimes surprised either of you found a woman willing to have sex with you for the rest of your lives, nerds.

Jedi Mind Tricks.

Whiskeyjack · Jul 25, 2014

irishog77 said:
I'm still sometimes surprised either of you found a woman willing to have sex with you for the rest of your lives, nerds.

If you find one of those, let us know so you can be congratulated. Most of us end up settling for wives.

Kaneyoufeelit · Jul 25, 2014

Rack Em said:
Jedi Mind Tricks.

Rack em Willie is part of JMT?

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Irishcop · Jul 25, 2014

Whiskeyjack said:
If you find one of those, let us know so you can be congratulated. Most of us end up settling for wives.

Hahahahaha.

dshans · Jul 25, 2014

Rack Em said:
I was talking about the tow cables that the A-Wing fighters have on the planet Hoth. You might remember Luke Skywalker instructing the Rebel Alliance pilots to use their tow cables to bring down the Imperial AT-AT Walkers.

Duh, dshans! Sheesh!

Well, fuck me! These Star War references are far too contemporary for for an old fart such as me ...

Scrolling down I see that you were wrong in your cite. Let it all out.

Relax and pass the damn exam!!!

Irish#1 · Jul 25, 2014

This board is slacking. It's been over 5 hours.

FUCK MICHIGAN!

ulukinatme · Jul 26, 2014

Whiskeyjack said:
A-Wing:

Snowspeeder:

I find your lack of knowledge disturbing, counselor.

Fuck the Rebels, and fuck Michigan.

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greyhammer90 · Jul 26, 2014

Rack Em said:
I was talking about the tow cables that the A-Wing fighters have on the planet Hoth. You might remember Luke Skywalker instructing the Rebel Alliance pilots to use their tow cables to bring down the Imperial AT-AT Walkers.

Your Star Wars fan status has just been downgraded to "casual". Some gentlemen will be coming to your house today to collect any novels or copies of the unaltered original trilogy.

From now on you think the music scene in Return was "pretty neat" and think they should make Yoda computer generated in the originals so it looks more in-line with the prequels.

You still hate Jar-Jar.

Irish#1 · Jul 26, 2014

ulukinatme said:
Fuck the Rebels, and fuck Michigan.

Must be Pandfan in the the last pic.

connor_in · Jul 26, 2014

Irish#1 said:
Must be Pandfan in the the last pic.

Nope...A Camp!...she's asian

ulukinatme · Jul 26, 2014

connor_in said:
Nope...A Camp!...she's asian

Haha, I was going to post a different pic, but I chose that one specifically for ACamp

Bogtrotter07 · Jul 26, 2014

Oh, my! This is what it has come to?

ResLife Hero · Jul 26, 2014

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Michigan?src=hash">#Michigan</a> lands <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rivals250?src=hash">#Rivals250</a> prospect RT <a href="https://twitter.com/Young__Kid__">@Young__Kid__</a>: Proud to say im a Michigan Wolverine! 〽️🙌 <a href="http://t.co/BJ0JSxoXsU">pic.twitter.com/BJ0JSxoXsU</a></p>— Josh Helmholdt (@JoshHelmholdt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoshHelmholdt/statuses/493083546169655297">July 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Rack Em · Jul 26, 2014

ResLife Hero said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Michigan?src=hash">#Michigan</a> lands <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rivals250?src=hash">#Rivals250</a> prospect RT <a href="https://twitter.com/Young__Kid__">@Young__Kid__</a>: Proud to say im a Michigan Wolverine! 〽️🙌 <a href="http://t.co/BJ0JSxoXsU">pic.twitter.com/BJ0JSxoXsU</a></p>— Josh Helmholdt (@JoshHelmholdt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoshHelmholdt/statuses/493083546169655297">July 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Summary:
"I'm proud to have no idea who my coach will be next season! And I'm proud that my future AD is a complete moron who knows more about pizza than football!"

TomHaverford · Jul 26, 2014

ResLife Hero said:
A lot of Michigan players are tweeting pictures of their condition progress from the previous year. All I know is that our front 7 better come ready:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Well, dang. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/DG2seven">@DG2seven</a>: freshmen year at 248lbs 27% body fat now my sophomore year at 220lbs with only 9% body fat. <a href="http://t.co/oR7FLUltqk">pic.twitter.com/oR7FLUltqk</a></p>— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) <a href="https://twitter.com/KegsnEggs/statuses/492495565096501249">July 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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this actually impresses me, but at the same time I'm thinking...wtf?!?!

Why did Green come in as such an effing fat ass? Why did he wait until his sophomore year to reshape his body like that? Kid totally wasted a year because he was a complete fat ass.

248 pounds and 27% body fat!?!? Wtf?

Rack Em · Jul 26, 2014

TomHaverford said:
this actually impresses me, but at the same time I'm thinking...wtf?!?!

Why did Green come in as such an effing fat ass? Why did he wait until his sophomore year to reshape his body like that? Kid totally wasted a year because he was a complete fat ass.

248 pounds and 27% body fat!?!? Wtf?

I'd be more concerned about the cheerleader shorts he's wearing, bro.

dublinirish · Jul 26, 2014

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>After 2 Years of working out <a href="http://t.co/Y3RAejLPBD">pic.twitter.com/Y3RAejLPBD</a></p>— Kenny Allen (@KennyAllen91) <a href="https://twitter.com/KennyAllen91/statuses/493037842323349504">July 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LOLZ this kid is a walk-on punter at SCUM

Rack Em · Jul 26, 2014

THE SHORTS! STOP WITH THE SHORTS!

Johannes · Jul 26, 2014

dublinirish said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>After 2 Years of working out <a href="http://t.co/Y3RAejLPBD">pic.twitter.com/Y3RAejLPBD</a></p>— Kenny Allen (@KennyAllen91) <a href="https://twitter.com/KennyAllen91/statuses/493037842323349504">July 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LOLZ this kid is a walk-on punter at SCUM

Ha! Do they all share the same pair of portrait drawers? That's some Olen Mills Ann Arbor shit right there.

irishog77 · Jul 27, 2014

Rack Em said:
THE SHORTS! STOP WITH THE SHORTS!

Oiling up their chests as well. I wonder if each guy puts the oil on himself, or is their like some designated fluffer dude that oils up the torsos and then helps each player fir into his nut huggers?

GoldenDomer · Jul 27, 2014

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ResLife Hero · Jul 28, 2014

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Brady Hoke said Doug Nussmeier came as advertised. See how they're moving forward with the inside zone: <a href="http://t.co/m39m7Cri2S">http://t.co/m39m7Cri2S</a></p>— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) <a href="https://twitter.com/Landgrant33/statuses/493786841360113664">July 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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ResLife Hero · Jul 28, 2014

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Michigan?src=hash">#Michigan</a> QB Devin Gardner says his foot has been 100% since start of summer & he's up to 218 lbs. Told me he played at 204 last yr</p>— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) <a href="https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/statuses/493787797858557952">July 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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TheChosen1 · Jul 28, 2014

Siap:

Michigan football projecting student attendance at 13-14,000 for 2014, down considerably from last season | MLive.com

gkIrish · Jul 28, 2014

TheChosen1 said:
Siap:

Michigan football projecting student attendance at 13-14,000 for 2014, down considerably from last season | MLive.com

Wowww. No matter how bad Notre Dame was when I was a student (2006-2010), 95% of students still got season tickets. While maybe some didn't end up going to the games (and certainly not many fourth quarters), the tickets were always sold.

For Michigan students to choose not to go to games before the season even starts says a lot about the state of the program (and their fans).

Whiskeyjack · Jul 28, 2014

gkIrish said:
Wowww. No matter how bad Notre Dame was when I was a student (2006-2010), 95% of students still got season tickets. While maybe some didn't end up going to the games (and certainly not many fourth quarters), the tickets were always sold.

For Michigan students to choose not to go to games before the season even starts says a lot about the state of the program (and their fans).

Haven't you heard? UM is a basketball school now.

gkIrish · Jul 28, 2014

Whiskeyjack said:
Haven't you heard? UM is a basketball school now.

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