Not necessarily the All BK@ND team but the team I would want out on the field from the designated pool of athletes:
QB-Malik Zaire (screw lack of in game experience he fits the scheme that both I and BK want for this team so deal with it, he's my schematic advantage. His mouth might get him into trouble but he's got brass balls and the confidence in himself to back it up.)
RB- Theo Riddick (He's 100% the feature back on this make believe dream team. Measurables, intangibles, lunchables. Riddicks got it all. dudes riddickulous.)
RB- Jonas Gray (Post USF fumbles Gray and pre-bs shot to the knee Gray. So basically Jonas Gray vs. the Colts '14. Belichick is a prick and doesn't deserve Jonas.)
WR- Michael Floyd (No-brainer......literally takes no brains to put him on here.)
WR- DaVaris Daniels (He may not have had the numbers statistically or academically but him opposite side from Floyd makes me giddy. Kid was an athletic stud.)
WR- Will Fuller (He's got speed for days. Keep up the production and he will get his well deserved notoriety from people who talk about sports for a living.)
TE- Tyler Eifert (The catches he made at the TE position were special and Golson was a fool for not utilizing him more for the one year he played with him.)
LT- Mike McGlinchey (Much like this selection for LT, I believe Mike is a gritty risk taker who will be opening holes and ripping in half phone books for many a RB. "I must break you." was his first sentence as a young child.)
LG- Zach Martin (He is an NFL All-Pro at Guard. He personally protects Jerry Jones from ugly bitches. -Jerry's words not mine.)
C Braxton Cave (Seriously the center position has been a major disappointment during the 'BK Have It Your Way' Era. At least Braxton looked good coming off the bus.)
RG- Chris Watt (I was truly devastated when Dan Voltz chose Wisc over ND. Watt and Voltz would have been an electric tandom on the O-line and at parties.)
RT- Aka the protector of the side of blindness for Zaire - Ronnie Stanley (Who the hell is Ronald Stanley? My accountant? This is Ronnie fvcking Stanley the LT and soon to be 1st rd selection who returned to be a part of whatever the hell this year is gonna be. Regardless RONNIE is what my Spanish speaking friends would call "muy bueno.")
STARTING DEFENSE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
DE- Aaron Lynch ( "3rd and 1? I'll pass rush." "1st and 10 against Navy? I'll pass rush." "Oklahoma drill? Screw that noise coach! Where's Rees hiding at?!?!?!")
DT- Lou Nix (A bowling ball of butcher knives when he wanted to be. A fluffy ball of humor also when he wants to be.)
DT- Sheldon Day (He's got to use it or he'll lose it.....his College eligibility that is. Time to put it all together but in this hypothetical world of possibilities, Sheldon was at his best playing between Nix and Tuitt. Time to show he can be the guy for a Day or two this fall.)
DE- Stephon Tuitt (Another year of college FB would have been good for him IMO but in his opinion millions of $$$ has done him just as well so don't I look foolish.)
OLB- Jaylon Smith ( *SEE FLOYD! Although I really want to see him make more plays against the pass but who am I to judge the game of a man who puts to shame Greek Gods)
MLB- Manti Teo ( I don't care if he has 12 fake girlfriends, a make believe unicorn as a bestie, and Santa Claus as his mentor. He is a tremendous leader and played exceptionally well for ND.)
OLB- Prince Shembo (Please don't ban me bros......Prince get help, make better choices.)
CB KeiVarae Russell (Yes I had to look up his first name for proper spelling...don't judge. Russell is locking down corners faster then my whore of an ex.....I've missed them both.)
CB- Darrin Walls (Hate all you want but he was just so damn talented and one of few DB's to come to ND during BK era who was bound to make it to the league no matter his production. He's still in the league and I always thought he played with effort for a piss pour '07 team. Respected him for that.)
S- Harrison Smith (Remember how much this board use to destroy him for his early years at ND??? Harrison was a walking jinx on the field! Every penalty he ever got resulted in a first down and score at the end of a drive. Ole Hayseed has done ND and himself proud since those days.)
S- Robert Blanton ( Safety being more of a natural position for him. Blanton loves the game like you would want your son to love the game, just a lot of passion for football. Good for him. For a DB he always tackled really well which I love.)
K/P/Kickoff/Redemptionist- Kyle Brindza (Really happy for how his ND career ended vs. LSU. I fear he lost too much confidence in himself for the failures and equipment malfunctions of others. Which brings me to my bonus position pick.........)
Placeholder- Tommy Rees!!!! (Tinny hands Tommy is a terrible selection for placeholder but he would be the one to prove everyone wrong and placehold like no ones business. Plus he is exceptionally talented at staying in one place during plays.)
