'14 LA WR Malachi Dupre (Offer)

[AvesEvo]

Three thoughts:

First, that pic of Dupre and the girls was why I assumed Nyles Morgan would go to Ole Miss. Not sure if it was numbers or just his personal decision not to commit there. If it was his decision to turn that down, I have to say that's pretty impressive.

Second, those girls are 5.5s at best. That being said, seven 5.5s does multiply out to a scale-busting 38.5... but still I would have expected better.

Third, I'm not sure if it's because I've spent my entire 20s parked in front of my work computer for 70+ hours a week, but these SEC recruiting visits seem beyond amazing.

So do you do PhotoShop for playboy? Otherwise is would think that after spending that much time in front of a computer you would bone almost anything with 2+ legs.

 

[D-BOE34]

One in the middle looks to be wearing short tight shorts over, dark purple/see through, leggings. Awkward...

P.S. Consider me the guy that would knock the bottom off a 5.5 if that is in fact what these gals are.

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

Reps for giving PBR some love.

I still don't see how the picture is a smoking gun.

It's a smoking gun because high schoolers and college students aren't supposed to drink bad beer and interact with people of the opposite gender.

 

[D-BOE34]

Tebow > Irish#1

I want answers!!!!

 

[anarin]

So we chose a random thread to just post non sense?

 

[Voltaire]

You are so full of shit, lol. I immediately thought of replying with what wooly said, but he put it way more elegantly than I would have.

The bodies on most of those girls cap the potential high end overall rating at a 6. Assuming their faces, which I admit I can't see in those pictures, are about as average as their bodies, I would guess that this averages out to about 5.5 overall for most of those girls.

I see physical attractiveness as being on a bell curve with a statistically normal distribution, so most folks are going to fall between a 4 and a 6.

Binary method each of those girls is definitely a 1 (as opposed to a 0).

 

[Huntr]

Hint: Blazing Saddles

I'm glad someone else said it, because that was the 1st thing I thought of when I saw what he tweeted - Cleavon Little and everything. There are some pretty hefty racial undertones to that pic in that situation.

That's not fair to Dupre, but it's probably fair to Ole Miss, tho'.

 

[rikkitikki08]

One dude with a bunch of girls in an empty room with a closed door?

(Sounds like a fantasy I had in high school)

Sounds like a fantasy i have now

 

[IrishLion]

The bodies on most of those girls cap the potential high end overall rating at a 6.

You can only clearly see one of the girls' bodies. I think you are doing a disservice to the rating system through use of an overzealous "average" assumption. Really, there is not enough data to support a rating at all.

Though I do agree with your overall assessment on the rating system at the end of your post.

 

[woolybug25]

The bodies on most of those girls cap the potential high end overall rating at a 6. Assuming their faces, which I admit I can't see in those pictures, are about as average as their bodies, I would guess that this averages out to about 5.5 overall for most of those girls.

I see physical attractiveness as being on a bell curve with a statistically normal distribution, so most folks are going to fall between a 4 and a 6.

Binary method each of those girls is definitely a 1 (as opposed to a 0).

PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR GTFO!

 

[FLDomer]

The bodies on most of those girls cap the potential high end overall rating at a 6. Assuming their faces, which I admit I can't see in those pictures, are about as average as their bodies, I would guess that this averages out to about 5.5 overall for most of those girls.

I see physical attractiveness as being on a bell curve with a statistically normal distribution, so most folks are going to fall between a 4 and a 6.

Binary method each of those girls is definitely a 1 (as opposed to a 0).

Speaking like this and describing women in this fashion, Im guessing you only get 5's or lower.....or slapped a shit ton.

 

[Irish#1]

"Where all the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles reference?

We have a winner! Reps to Greyhammer.

 

[WakeUpEchoes]

LSU.

The ladies of Ole Miss weren't enough.

 

[GBdomer]

One of my top 5 wants in the whole entire class. Unreal upside

 

[ryno 24]

He reminded me of Mr. Floyd

 

[PANDFAN]

 

[Cackalacky]

I'd jump that route. Terrible break to the outside.

 

[IrishLion]

Too easy to bat the ball away if he's trying to bring it in with just one hand as well.

Wouldn't crack my depth chart.

 

[arrowryan]

I'd jump that route. Terrible break to the outside.

Agreed. Any above average corner would be taking that back for 6

 

[notredomer23]

looks slow anyway, did not want.

 

[greyhammer90]

Forgot to put on his pads before practice. Noob.

 

[BeauBenken]

Didn't look the ball away. Sloppy.

 

[Rack Em]

Agreed. Any above average corner would be taking that back for 6

After pulling a Deion "Primetime" Sanders foot drag for 20 yards

 

[Irishnuke]

Didn't score a touchdown. We dodged a bullet.

 

[koonja]

Telegraphs his route with his eyes. Not a difference maker.

 

[PANDFAN]

afraid of contact, runs out of bounds

 

[Cackalacky]

wears stick'um on sticky gloves smdh

 

[NDinL.A.]

Lacks that "whoosh" factor that I covet in all my spring skill players. Joe Schmidt would have picked it and ran it for a pick 6. Will never see a meaningful snap.

 

[Irish#1]

Doesn't hold his mouth right when he comes out of his break.

 

[Grahambo]

He catches the ball, that's why he'll play defense.