There's a difference between taunting and teasing. I was doing the latter... with my coworkers... who are my friends... and have far thicker skin than anyone here apparently. I merely relayed that story to you all.
Allow me to educate you.
That's the Disney resort we stayed. Hardly "Mickey Mouse themed."
That's Walt Disney, one of the most brilliant creative minds and capitalists the world has ever seen, calling you an idiot.
That's Buzz Lightyear, space ranger, felling sorry for your blackened heart and its inability to experience joy.
This is me, on my honeymoon, not giving a fuck what you think.