Pokemon Go

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
I work on a college campus that has a lake.

Once upon a time, our mascot was a sea monster. Here's a statue:

1334588790323.jpg


Something went terribly wrong and/or there is no karmic justice in the universe if my campus isn't home to all of the Dratini.
 

wizards8507

Well-known member
Messages
20,660
Reaction score
2,661
How does this game work? I didn't get any tutorial or anything, just a dude standing on a map.
 

nlroma1o

Well-known member
Messages
2,077
Reaction score
95
Damn, the app keeps crashing for me. And according to Twitter, its crashing all over for people.
 

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
I walked to lunch with some coworkers today, and it wouldn't pick me up via GPS even though I was outside directly under the sun.

They better get this stuff straightened out, because it's a fantastic idea.

I'm jacked up to go out to the local nature center and do some intensive trail walking and Poke-hiking.
 

GBdomer

People's Champion
Messages
6,845
Reaction score
555
Fun fact GBdomer on gameboy collected all 252 Pokemon on the crystal version. Try and think of a greater childhood accomplishment
 

IrishSteelhead

All Flair, No Substance
Messages
11,114
Reaction score
4,686
Pokemon Go

Fun fact GBdomer on gameboy collected all 252 Pokemon on the crystal version. Try and think of a greater childhood accomplishment



Having a girlfriend or being good at sports. There's two.
 

wizards8507

Well-known member
Messages
20,660
Reaction score
2,661
Fun fact GBdomer on gameboy collected all 252 Pokemon on the crystal version. Try and think of a greater childhood accomplishment
Collecting all 150 Pokemon on the blue version like a non-bitch.

#OG150
 

greyhammer90

the drunk piano player
Messages
16,821
Reaction score
16,084
Fun fact GBdomer on gameboy collected all 252 Pokemon on the crystal version. Try and think of a greater childhood accomplishment

Literally how? Aren't there Pokemon you only get if you go to Nintendo press events? Seems impossible for a kid to do.
 

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
Fun fact GBdomer on gameboy collected all 252 Pokemon on the crystal version. Try and think of a greater childhood accomplishment

I collected all 151 on the Blue version.

I had a friend that had the Red version, so we traded all of the Red/Blue exclusives to each other, as well as those that only evolved when traded.

To top it off, he had been told about the glitch that lets you catch Mew legitimately through word of mouth back before it was confirmed on the internet. So while kids were trying to do all of the fake "secrets" or using Gamesharks to get Mew, we had him from the start without needing cheat cartridges or codes from Nintendo.

Having a girlfriend or being good at sports. There's two.

I was captain of the football team, married the captain of the cheer squad, AND I was a Pokemon master in the parking lot every day after football conditioning was over.

giphy.gif
 

wizards8507

Well-known member
Messages
20,660
Reaction score
2,661
I was captain of the football team, married the captain of the cheer squad, AND I was a Pokemon master in the parking lot every day after football conditioning was over.
You guys brought back Blue and Red versions in high school too?
 

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
You guys brought back Blue and Red versions in high school too?

Yeah, we didn't have "hipsters" back in '07-'08, or at least not a term for them yet, but someone who would identify as "hipster" today brought their Gameboy color to homeroom one day.

Over the next week, everyone found their old Gameboys and brought Pokemon back.

I still had my velcro carrier and my purple Gameboy color, complete with Worm Light and link-cable, so we had some intense tournaments going on.
 

wizards8507

Well-known member
Messages
20,660
Reaction score
2,661
Yeah, we didn't have "hipsters" back in '07-'08, or at least not a term for them yet, but someone who would identify as "hipster" today brought their Gameboy color to homeroom one day.

Over the next week, everyone found their old Gameboys and brought Pokemon back.

I still had my velcro carrier and my purple Gameboy color, complete with Worm Light and link-cable, so we had some intense tournaments going on.
I had sold all my GameBoy shit like a dumbass so I ended up spending $100 (a lot of money when I was 17) to get a janky used one on ebay.
 

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
I had sold all my GameBoy shit like a dumbass so I ended up spending $100 (a lot of money when I was 17) to get a janky used one on ebay.

I sold all of my Pokemon cards back in 6th or 7th grade when I realized I was "growing out of it" (Ha I was just fooling myself. The nerd is always within you.)

It hurt my heart when I got on Amazon and discovered how much money you can get for a collection comparable to what I had.

I DID keep my old Gameboys tucked away in a shoebox. I got lucky in that regard.
 

gkIrish

Greek God
Messages
13,184
Reaction score
1,004
I have been essentially unable to access the game since lunch. If they don't fix this within 48 hours I will be done with it unfortunately.
 

GATTACA!

It's about to get gross
Messages
15,104
Reaction score
12,942
You guys are cute talkin about your 151's, you're like a bunch of young trainer joey's.

I on the other hand am a true pokemaster. I currently have a 100% complete living national pokedex. That's 649/649.

Kneel before my nerdom.

XNSLxhI.jpg

18fBc7q.jpg

O0KSBHK.jpg

0T2f3r3.jpg

OEB5MEw.jpg

Z8qlmmy.jpg

O5NVA6B.jpg

4j0ojHs.jpg

lIS6ucJ.jpg

8EZ0MwM.jpg

PGQiL3q.jpg

EWr5nzC.jpg

YDn622Q.jpg

Vs2SM16.jpg

Vx0NKJ5.jpg

1zhp7YX.jpg

HdzWUbs.jpg

wQSgf8k.jpg

JIUhIVZ.jpg

YB0aEge.jpg

sPtVStA.jpg

GP5s16I.jpg
 

ACamp1900

Counting my ‘bet against ND’ winnings
Messages
48,944
Reaction score
11,225
1366116815_tumblr_lzu0cj22J11rp8pduo1_500.gif


Pour one for the respect I used to have for my homies in this thread......
 

IrishLion

I am Beyonce, always.
Staff member
Messages
19,127
Reaction score
11,075
A few thoughts I had while walking through my neighborhood to look for Pokemon:

1. The government has set this up as an elaborate ploy to track the movements of every nerd in the country.

2. How long until the first "I lost so much weight looking for Pokemon!" and/or the first "Pokemon Go helped me get my life together" feel-good story? I say two months.

3. My neighborhood suuuuucks. I walked for a half hour to test the game out and had only two encounters. Gonna save my Incense for when I go out somewhere good.

4. I need to brush up on my Pokemon silhouettes. I thought I was marching to the top of the hill my neighborhood is situated on and then traversing through the field at the top for a chance at a Moltres. I was so jacked up, and I thought to myself, "yeah, a secluded field on top of a massive hill that overlooks a big city is the perfect place for a legendary bird!"

It was a fuckin' Fearow.
 

IrishSteelhead

All Flair, No Substance
Messages
11,114
Reaction score
4,686
Pokemon Go

2. How long until the first "I lost so much weight looking for Pokemon!" and/or the first "Pokemon Go helped me get my life together" feel-good story? I say two months.



I was thinking more along the lines of how long until a headline titled "Man killed by car after walking into traffic looking for Pokemon on phone?" I give that 2 weeks.
 

wizards8507

Well-known member
Messages
20,660
Reaction score
2,661
I have three pokestops on campus at work. Gonna farm that shit like nobody's business.

Sent from my Galaxy Note4 using Tapatalk.
 
Top