Off-topic posts formerly found in recruiting profiles

[DillonHall]

Is it really "name dropping" if nobody knows who it is?

lol reps

 

[Bluto]

Is it really "name dropping" if nobody knows who it is?

He's big time in Iowa. Google it man. Thanks for raining on my attempted parade. Lol.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Okay, okay, I was using the term douche nozle from their perspective not mine. In other words:

I wonder if anybody is watching saying, "Boy, those ND fans are real douche nozzles!"

You can't all get but hurt and say I went off the wall and called anyone anything. See?

On the other hand I am having a lot of fun reading Nuke's posts today, write moar . . .

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Total name drop but I'm friends with one of the best QB's in Iowa State History...Bret Oberg! Dude threw for four TD's and ran for another 2 when the Cyclones almost beat Oklahoma in 89. Anyhow, pretty random...continue arguing.

I love Bluto random posts! How you been brofroanomo?

 

[pkt77242]

I'm actually very impressed with Iowa State and their fans. I don't know how they did it but they managed to get every single one of their fans to post in the same thread. Pretty amazing stuff. I suppose they had one guy hop on his John Deere and drive from farm to farm telling others about the Lazard thread. Don't know how they found enough people who knew what the Internet was. Can't even wrap my mind around that one. That's a pretty impressive feat. I don't think Notre Dame could pull that off. Kudos to you Iowa State and your dozen fans. And thank you for the corn.

You are a jackass. Just saying. I have an uncle who is a farmer (Minnesota not Iowa) and they have to be pretty ****ing advanced to survive. He has a computer that models weather for the next couple of weeks to 2 months that he uses to help him know when to plant and when to pick his crops. So basically, don't be a jackass, and have some class. Thanks.

 

[Bluto]

I love Bluto random posts! How you been brofroanomo?

Been good. Busy working too much. Not looking forward to telling Bret that IE posters never heard of him.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

Been good. Busy working too much. Not looking forward to telling Bret that IE posters never heard of him.

That's okay. Some of us have!

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[arrowryan]

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[jakerbluegold]

Geez! You guys act like us Iowans are a bunch of knuckle-dragging morons.

We do have indoor plumbing AND electricity!

I'm a member of both fan bases, and I can definitely say there are retreads on both sides.

Don't look at a message board and think that it's all a town or university has to offer.

My wife's actually met the kid, and knows his parents. Sounds like we would be lucky to get him.

Stay classy San Diego.

 

[Irishnuke]

You are a jackass. Just saying. I have an uncle who is a farmer (Minnesota not Iowa) and they have to be pretty ****ing advanced to survive. He has a computer that models weather for the next couple of weeks to 2 months that he uses to help him know when to plant and when to pick his crops. So basically, don't be a jackass, and have some class. Thanks.

I do not give any shits about your uncle or his magical computer. I didn't even make a joke about farmers, just ISU fans. I don't even know why I have to explain my joke to you. I will not be taking your feelings into consideration the next time I make a joke about Cyclone fans.

 

[GBdomer]

 

[pkt77242]

I do not give any shits about your uncle or his magical computer. I didn't even make a joke about farmers, just ISU fans. I don't even know why I have to explain my joke to you. I will not be taking your feelings into consideration the next time I make a joke about Cyclone fans.

Classy, just as I said. Ripping on a whole team's fan base just because they have a couple of idiots on a message board is senseless. Rip on the fans making the comments, but there is no reason to rip on a whole fan base. I am not even an Iowa St fan, but I have seen our boards act just as stupid when we think we might lose a recruit (if you were around for Aaron Lynch's first thread you know what I mean). I don't care if you take into consideration my feelings, how about you take into account how your posts represent ND's fan base. Are you really being any better than them with your comments?

 

[Irishnuke]

Classy, just as I said. Ripping on a whole team's fan base just because they have a couple of idiots on a message board is senseless. Rip on the fans making the comments, but there is no reason to rip on a whole fan base. I am not even an Iowa St fan, but I have seen our boards act just as stupid when we think we might lose a recruit (if you were around for Aaron Lynch's first thread you know what I mean). I don't care if you take into consideration my feelings, how about you take into account how your posts represent ND's fan base. Are you really being any better than them with your comments?

You must be trolling me. Have you defended the Michigan or SC or Alabama fanbases like this? I'm willing to bet you haven't. You got all pissy because you thought I was making fun of farmers. I told you I wasn't and then you change the reason you're pissy to me making fun of ISU fans. I don't get it. Pick your battles better. Take a joke and quit the name calling like a child.

 

[Cali_domer]

Wow I never imagined me posting a link to ISU forum would be so eventful....

 

[Rambler09]

This is getting out of hand. While their thread was pretty funny the thread we have created in response is worse. Can a mod please clean this up? This is embarrassing.

 

[NDBoiler]

The Ignore List fellas, its a wonderful thing. Just sayin.

 

[DillonHall]

What I find the funniest is that some of their fans think that they're outrecruiting us for Tommy Mister. We are definitely going after much better players at the offensive skill positions. Why can't they understand that we're not that interested in the 690th best player in the country? They must not understand the concept of an uncommittable offer.
Personally, I think it'd be extremely disappointing if we had to settle for Mister.

For reference, our currently lowest ranked commit is Weishar (# 405 composite)

 

[ACamp1900]

My lack of caring for ISU in general leaves me with nothing but total and complete apathy about anything that occurred over the last couple pages.... Let me know if he flips...

 

[Junkhead]

What is going on in this thread? Oh Lawd....

 

[Jimmy3Putt]

I do not give any shits about your uncle or his magical computer. I didn't even make a joke about farmers, just ISU fans. I don't even know why I have to explain my joke to you. I will not be taking your feelings into consideration the next time I make a joke about Cyclone fans.

RACIST!

 

[Irishnuke]

Sorry for derailing the thread guys. I didn't think talking trash about ISU fans, in a thread full of trash talk about ISU fans, would send this thread way off course. If someone wants to delete it, that's fine. If not, I'm cool with that too.

I at least made Bogs laugh. If each day I can make one old person laugh, I feel like that day was a success.

 

[BeauBenken]

How many ISU fans does it take to disrupt a ND message board? Just a few, then the ND fans just start fighting each other because somebody has family from Iowa or something.

I come home and see this? One of you other mods can clean this crap up some. lol

 

[Bogtrotter07]

How many ISU fans does it take to disrupt a ND message board? Just a few, then the ND fans just start fighting each other because somebody has family from Iowa or something.

I come home and see this? One of you other mods can clean this crap up some. lol

Translation: "I went out. Hada good time with the bros! Knocked back a few. Ha, I mean we had a few good laughs. Then I come home all in a good mood, see you all shiit all over yourselves like that. And I am saying naha, noo way! I ain't doin' that. Someone else can do that. One of you otha mod! Your turn!"

 

[Fbolt]

Sorry for derailing the thread guys. I didn't think talking trash about ISU fans, in a thread full of trash talk about ISU fans, would send this thread way off course. If someone wants to delete it, that's fine. If not, I'm cool with that too.

I at least made Bogs laugh. If each day I can make one old person laugh, I feel like that day was a success.

I heard he was laughing because he was first in line at Bob Evans at 1630 hrs for their Senior Special dinner AND he had his ace in the hole, his Buckeye card for a 10% discount.

 

[RDU Irish]

Screw you guys making fun of Iowa. Really smart to slam the family alma mater and home state of a recruit. Grew up in Iowa, good people and great state. Try Zombie Burger if you are ever stuck in Des Moines.

Rhoads is getting it done at ISU. Big improvements in program facilities and building the fan base. They are far from elite, but they have definitely closed the gap between them and Iowa in many respects. So he can go be immediately featured in the ISU offense, beat some good teams and go to a few low tier bowl games at ISU while being and Ames superhero. Or he can go to ND and compete for playing time and (hopefully) national championships, but sit in a depth chart full of similarly talented kids. Hometown pull is strong everywhere and his local ties are as tight as any.

Farmers can go F themselves with an ethanol plant though. One of the few states you can still get non-ethanol gas because the farmers don't want to put that sh!t in their machinery but happy to force the rest of the country into it, especially those idiot city slickers.

 

[irishff1014]

Screw you guys making fun of Iowa. Really smart to slam the family alma mater and home state of a recruit. Grew up in Iowa, good people and great state. Try Zombie Burger if you are ever stuck in Des Moines.

Rhoads is getting it done at ISU. Big improvements in program facilities and building the fan base. They are far from elite, but they have definitely closed the gap between them and Iowa in many respects. So he can go be immediately featured in the ISU offense, beat some good teams and go to a few low tier bowl games at ISU while being and Ames superhero. Or he can go to ND and compete for playing time and (hopefully) national championships, but sit in a depth chart full of similarly talented kids. Hometown pull is strong everywhere and his local ties are as tight as any.

Farmers can go F themselves with an ethanol plant though. One of the few states you can still get non-ethanol gas because the farmers don't want to put that sh!t in their machinery but happy to force the rest of the country into it, especially those idiot city slickers.

Good for them that ethanol will mess up your stuff if it sits to long. How much is your ethanol free gas there?

 

[DillonHall]

Screw you guys making fun of Iowa. Really smart to slam the family alma mater and home state of a recruit. Grew up in Iowa, good people and great state. Try Zombie Burger if you are ever stuck in Des Moines.

Rhoads is getting it done at ISU. Big improvements in program facilities and building the fan base. They are far from elite, but they have definitely closed the gap between them and Iowa in many respects. So he can go be immediately featured in the ISU offense, beat some good teams and go to a few low tier bowl games at ISU while being and Ames superhero. Or he can go to ND and compete for playing time and (hopefully) national championships, but sit in a depth chart full of similarly talented kids. Hometown pull is strong everywhere and his local ties are as tight as any.

Farmers can go F themselves with an ethanol plant though. One of the few states you can still get non-ethanol gas because the farmers don't want to put that sh!t in their machinery but happy to force the rest of the country into it, especially those idiot city slickers.

Weird post. Why would you say that he's unwilling to compete?

 

[connect the dots]

Screw you guys making fun of Iowa. Really smart to slam the family alma mater and home state of a recruit. Grew up in Iowa, good people and great state. Try Zombie Burger if you are ever stuck in Des Moines.

Rhoads is getting it done at ISU. Big improvements in program facilities and building the fan base. They are far from elite, but they have definitely closed the gap between them and Iowa in many respects. So he can go be immediately featured in the ISU offense, beat some good teams and go to a few low tier bowl games at ISU while being and Ames superhero. Or he can go to ND and compete for playing time and (hopefully) national championships, but sit in a depth chart full of similarly talented kids. Hometown pull is strong everywhere and his local ties are as tight as any.

Farmers can go F themselves with an ethanol plant though. One of the few states you can still get non-ethanol gas because the farmers don't want to put that sh!t in their machinery but happy to force the rest of the country into it, especially those idiot city slickers.

Amen, brother! You can sing in my choir any day of the week! As you state, he would be a difficult pull for Notre Dame. At the same time, it is encouraging to see other teams verbals evaluating and entertaining a Notre Dame scholarship.

 

[Emcee77]

Weird post.

I would say in general that this thread has a really high weirdness quotient.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

I heard he was laughing because he was first in line at Bob Evans at 1630 hrs for their Senior Special dinner AND he had his ace in the hole, his Buckeye card for a 10% discount.

**** U Fbolt. Me and my multiple discounts all over you Singapore sillinesse. And don't knock Ohio's Bob Evans. You may be half way around the world and have all kinds of fancy dining, but there is one thing you can say about effin' Bob effin' Evans. It is one of the few places you can eat without teeth and feel right at home! Down on the farm!


LOL!