My wife is the bomb!

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We have a thread about the stupid things our wives say & do. Sometimes they do or say things that make us realize just how blessed we are to have 'em, though.

Other than 3 weeks in Oct./Nov. I've been off work the past 8 months taking care of my wife & family, getting my wife through a major surgery, 4 follow-up surgeries, 16 weeks of chemo, and being the chief cook, maid, appointment secretary, pill dispenser, nanny, chauffeur, and everything else. She's now almost completely recovered and I'm finally going back to work on Tuesday.

Yesterday she went shopping. When she got home she asked me to unload the car for her. When I opened the trunk I was stunned. There, with a big red bow around it and a beautiful card on top, was my dream guitar: a Gibson Custom Shop faded cherry sunburst '59 reissue Les Paul. I've dreamed of owning something like this for years. This is an EXACT reproduction and as close as you can get to an actual '59 without bankrupting yourself (an actual original '59 in good shape will set you back at least half a million bucks). She made sure she knew exactly which one I wanted, got all the right features, and ordered it for me last week.

She told me how much she appreciated all I'd done to get her and our family through the past 8 months and that this was my reward. My wife is THE BOMB!
 

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Any number of groan worthy puns jumped to mind – a twisted and enfeebled mind, perhaps.

But ...

I'll opt for a touch of class, to go with my touch of gray.

Appreciate, love and care for your wife and that guitar as long and lovingly as you can.



Keep up the good work.
 

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Let's see the guitar!

Give me a few days and I'll take some pics and share one.

In the meantime, thanks to so many of you here for the kind words, for letting me sometimes vent and push the envelope when things weren't going so well, and a special thanks to several of you who took the time over the past 8 months to offer support, send well wishes, say prayers, ask how we were doing, and give hope & encouragement when it was badly needed. You guys have taken in an outsider & Bama fan and acted like true brothers. You're appreciated more than I can ever tell you.
 

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Pics of the wife holding the guitar?

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We have a thread about the stupid things our wives say & do. Sometimes they do or say things that make us realize just how blessed we are to have 'em, though.

Other than 3 weeks in Oct./Nov. I've been off work the past 8 months taking care of my wife & family, getting my wife through a major surgery, 4 follow-up surgeries, 16 weeks of chemo, and being the chief cook, maid, appointment secretary, pill dispenser, nanny, chauffeur, and everything else. She's now almost completely recovered and I'm finally going back to work on Tuesday.

Yesterday she went shopping. When she got home she asked me to unload the car for her. When I opened the trunk I was stunned. There, with a big red bow around it and a beautiful card on top, was my dream guitar: a Gibson Custom Shop faded cherry sunburst '59 reissue Les Paul. I've dreamed of owning something like this for years. This is an EXACT reproduction and as close as you can get to an actual '59 without bankrupting yourself (an actual original '59 in good shape will set you back at least half a million bucks). She made sure she knew exactly which one I wanted, got all the right features, and ordered it for me last week.

She told me how much she appreciated all I'd done to get her and our family through the past 8 months and that this was my reward. My wife is THE BOMB!

Wow...congrats all the way around. looking forward to the pics.
 

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What's the first thing you played?

La Grange. There's a story behind why. After my wife's hair started coming out during chemo she just shaved her head and started wearing ski caps (I got completely used to the look and now that it's starting to grow back, it's sorta weird to see her with hair again). Last week she had on a dark grayish-green ski cap pulled down tight and a pair of dark Ray-Bans. I took one look at her and in a deep growl said, "A-how-how-how-how." Cool thing is she got it and said, "Uh-huh. I got your Billy F*****g Gibbons." :)
 
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Here is to a great American family, with a '59 Les Paul rep!

PS : I thought this would be your song, for sure!


Sharp Dressed Man


Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

Top coat, top hat
And I don't worry coz my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
 
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With my luck, that's the moment that my patience wore out and I'd have said:

Look, you're freaking healthy now. Unload the damn car yourself, I'm watching the basketball selection show. When do I have to stop doing EVERY damn thing around here.

(25 1/2 years here...and I've stepped in it a few times. Yet she still tolerates me. But you have a good one.)
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.
 
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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

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On a more serious note, I am glad to hear your wife is on the mend. And 1959 was an amazing year for the Les Paul guitar!
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner, folks.

I actually started this thread not just to celebrate my wife's recovery and brag on her for getting me such a great gift, but so that all of us could share our stories of fantastic things our significant others do. This isn't just about my story. It's for everyone to jump in and tell theirs also.
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

Congrats on jump starting the sex drive of 60%+ of IE members.
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

Damn....
 

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Seeing as I am not the correct gender/sexual orientation to participate in this thread as it is intended to be participated in, I will just brag about what an awesome girlfriend I am.

I don't want to brag or anything but I give mind-blowing beej's.

Also? I let him PIIMB.

Pics or it didn't happen!
 
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