This was atrocious!
Holy shit I don't even know where to begin. 90 minutes of character introductions. That first 15 minutes of introducing a bunch of little kids? Pointless. They could be cut from the entire film and nothing would be missed. Good luck if you haven't seen the first four movies because about an hour in your thrown a whole group of robots that you're somehow supposed to know.
Marky Mark's character is a boring bland action man. He's like Tom Cruise with a Boston accent. They try and give him a storyline with his daughter that had one of the dumbest conclusions i've ever seen. He's only able to call her for 15 seconds every so often and he can only listen. So before going into the final battle he borrows one of the army guys cell phones as the world is ending and TEXTS her "Look up in the sky. I'm up here protecting you

" Yes you read that right. Instead of calling her, because at this point the planet is about to explode or he is at least going to die, he texts his daughter and ends it with two smiley emojis.
The movie is a nightmare to watch. People saying the visuals are amazing are either 12 or partially blind. The entire "film" is shot in a ridiculous combination of closeups and shaky cam. The budget for tripods must have been $0 because I seriously don't think there was a single locked down shot in the whole movie. So now you have almost every cut being some type of pan or zoom with shaky cam on top. Everything is too close and claustrophobic. On top of all of that as if that wasn't bad enough, for the ENTIRE movie the aspect ratio is constantly changing!! It's the most baffling thing i've ever seen. This is a 260 million dollar movie and they couldn't be bothered to make every shot a uniform aspect ratio?? I had to get up and use the bathroom at one point I was getting so nauseated, and I don't get nauseated in movies ever. I think I can only recall that happening to me two other times (As Above, So Below and Patriots Day)
So many dumb or pointless characters. What was the point of John Turturro's character? I just walked out of the movie and I can't remember. How about Stanley Tucci as Merlin? Trying to set the dramatic tone for the film and he's cracking jokes with the intergalactic 50 foot robot that would change everything you know about the world. As I mentioned all the children are pointless. How about Tony Hale. A NASA scientist that's trying to tell the president that the earth will be destroyed in 3 days is being laughed at.
I could just keep going. Everything about this movie was horrible. 1/10. The only reason it gets a 1 is for Laura Haddock's first outfit. Dayum why did none of my professors ever look like that??