Jarrett Grace reference on Grantland?

Whiskeyjack

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Here's the relevant part for anyone interested:

Jarrett Grace, LB, Notre Dame

2012 Status: Filler on the depth chart
2013 Status: Filler on the depth chart, but potentially filled with off-the-charts depth

Unless you’re Brian Kelly — and I’m willing to wager you aren’t, because reading hilarious list-style blog pieces is not CHAMPION SH!T — you likely have no idea who Jarrett Grace is. And even then, Brian Kelly might not be all that aware of Grace’s existence (he's never struck me as much of a people person).

But it doesn’t really matter who Jarrett Grace is as a football player or as a human being. The important thing is that he the guy behind Manti Te’o on Notre Dame’s depth chart and because he actually played this year and secured seven tackles (five unassisted) in his limited playing time, that’s all he is. But let’s suppose he knew way more about the Te’o situation than the rest of us, even to the point where he knew it was a fraud and it would end something like the way it did. Suppose he took the entire year off under mysterious circumstances and declared for the NFL draft the moment everything popped off. Surely there’d be questions, and he could answer with gnomic, cryptic jewels: “If only you knew what I did to protect not only that man, but myself”; “The hits I’ve taken in the past year dwarf any I would’ve suffered at the hands of Eddie Lacy”; things like that. The imagination runs wild. Jarrett Grace is the new Leon Sandcastle instead of the current Jarrett Grace.

Please don't give that terrible site any hits.
 
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Ian needs to take a year off from typing every little thought that pops in his head...and that's not negotiable.

That was an incoherent rambling of epic proportions.
 
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I'm usual okay about taking ND jokes including Te'o ones and can acknowledge a funny one but that was absolutely 100% awful and not funny at all
 

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no idea what they are trying to say (about Grace or Teo)

#rubbish
 

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I don't even understand what was supposed to be funny about that

I'm imagining people who like Ben Stiller movies and wear fanny packs found this hilarious. Actually, those people probably didnt..... It really makes no sense, any of it.
 

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lol thanks, guys, for confirming my suspicion that this article is not at all funny. Jarrett Grace is a guy who doesn't get much press outside ND-homer circles, so I was pretty surprised to see him mentioned ... then I was still more surprised, indeed outright perplexed, to see the nonsense that was written about him
 
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I'm imagining people who like Ben Stiller movies and wear fanny packs found this hilarious. Actually, those people probably didnt..... It really makes no sense, any of it.

Hey now! Heavyweights is one the most hilarious movies iv'e ever seen. just my opinion. But, yeah this is a stupid joke.
 

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lol thanks, guys, for confirming my suspicion that this article is not at all funny. Jarrett Grace is a guy who doesn't get much press outside ND-homer circles, so I was pretty surprised to see him mentioned ... then I was still more surprised, indeed outright perplexed, to see the nonsense that was written about him

It seems he wanted to make a Te'o joke, and assumed the guy behind Te'o on the depth chart would be the most likely to have had inside knowledge on the Kekua hoax. Nevermind that his childhood best friend (Toma) is also on the team with him.
 
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Grantland is an abortion. I wanted to like it. I used to enjoy reading Simmons, but that site is borderline unreadable. Its all pop-culture nonsense, and what little sports analysis is on there is bogged down by the writers over-inflated opinions of themselves.

In typical Grantland fashion, this Jarrett Grace thing isn't only not funny, its infuriating because people that get paid to write for a living actually thought it would be funny.
 

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I'm imagining people who like Ben Stiller movies and wear fanny packs found this hilarious. Actually, those people probably didnt..... It really makes no sense, any of it.

Larry David and the Cast of Seinfeld "get it"...maybe.

To me this was neither coherent, nor meaningless in a seinfeld kind of way (ie funny)
 
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That article is the horse. My brain is represented by the dog.

Good Freaking Hell...

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That sh!t gave me a concussion and dropped my IQ 57 points with one swift kick to the temple.
 

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That article is the horse. My brain is represented by the dog.

Good Freaking Hell...

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That sh!t gave me a concussion and dropped my IQ 57 points with one swift kick to the temple.

...that gif was 10000X funnier...

sure made your point too...
 
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