How tall are you?

BobbyMac

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247Sports bio: 6-7, 280lbs

ND roster bio: 6-5.5, 265lbs.

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I always thought the walk-on's at ND were ridiculously short. I cant remember when i visited ND the one time but is the student body as a whole full of short people like this???

The average ND male student is TALL (and white of course). I'm 5'10" and I thought of myself as pretty average height coming out of high school. During freshman orientation weekend at ND I found myself walking amongst the trees. I had guys in my "section" of the dorm that were 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5 (I guess... Christian Lombard seems much taller in person) and 6-8.

My roommates sophomore year were 5-11, 6-0, 6-3, 6-4, and 6-8

So many tall dudes at ND.
 

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1 stone = 14 lbs. in the UK. If you tell people you weigh 270 stone, they're liable to picture you as Jabba the Hut.

How do you know I'm not?

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I was going to beg to kill this thread, and personally unsubscribe from it. But it sure has gotten interesting.
 

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This thread reminds me of a joke *clears throat*

A little person walked into an elevator and as he entered and the doors closed he realized there was a rather large man standing in the corner...

After a couple floors of awkward silence the little person said: "My you are quite tall and big. Do you mind me asking how big you are and what's your name?"

The Large Man, replied in a deep voice: "I'm 6'6", 320lbs, I have a 10 inch cock and my name is Turner Brown."

The little person's face turned white and he passes out! The Large Man being concerned knelt down and tried to awake the little person.

Upon coming to, the little person, nervously asked again: "How big are you and what's your name, again?"

The Large Man replied: "I'm 6'6", 320lbs, I have a 10 inch cock and my name is Turner Brown."

The little person sighed in relief and said: "Thank God, I thought you said 'Turn around'! "
 

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I thought this thread moved back to the front page because a few guys hit growth spurts.
 

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The average ND male student is TALL (and white of course). I'm 5'10" and I thought of myself as pretty average height coming out of high school. During freshman orientation weekend at ND I found myself walking amongst the trees. I had guys in my "section" of the dorm that were 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5 (I guess... Christian Lombard seems much taller in person) and 6-8.

My roommates sophomore year were 5-11, 6-0, 6-3, 6-4, and 6-8

So many tall dudes at ND.

About 80% of all ND students were varsity athletes in HS, so that probably explains that. I'm about 6'5" 275
 
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koonja

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Obviously were real official in the clover belt...

No this doesn't prove that I was AC twice but I'm not going to have my mom look for the other one. And no this doesn't prove the honorable mention all state but I'm sure I can find something on that and when I do I'll post.

Insert jokes below:

 
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Obviously were real official in the clover belt...

No this doesn't prove that I was AC twice but I'm not going to have my mom look for the other one. And no this doesn't prove the honorable mention all state but I'm sure I can find something on that and when I do I'll post.

Insert jokes below:


Wooly and co.

I cannot find any proof of the all-state honorable mention for my senior year. And my mom also cannot find the 2nd 1st team all conference certificate. But this photo shows two things. One is that there is a 2nd identical certificate (you'll have to trust that it's for football and for 1st team). And also, that helmet starts the season all black. I accumulated a lot of stickers my senior year.


 

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Wooly and co.

I cannot find any proof of the all-state honorable mention for my senior year. And my mom also cannot find the 2nd 1st team all conference certificate. But this photo shows two things. One is that there is a 2nd identical certificate (you'll have to trust that it's for football and for 1st team). And also, that helmet starts the season all black. I accumulated a lot of stickers my senior year.



So does my daughter.........
 

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So a homemade certificate clearly made for someone named Jake Koonley... and a little league trophy collection...

such official.
 

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Wooly and co.

I cannot find any proof of the all-state honorable mention for my senior year. And my mom also cannot find the 2nd 1st team all conference certificate. But this photo shows two things. One is that there is a 2nd identical certificate (you'll have to trust that it's for football and for 1st team). And also, that helmet starts the season all black. I accumulated a lot of stickers my senior year.



haha... ok Koon. Sure...

It's the helmet stickers... that's what really proves it. haha
 

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I was first team all state QB, coulda made the pros if I didn't sprain my wrist senior year.
 

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I was first team all state QB, coulda made the pros if I didn't sprain my wrist senior year.

I was on my way to being the first overall draft pick in both the NFL, NBA, and MLB drafts... (yes i said "both"... deal with it).. but then came that damned war... my knee was never the same after I jumped from my fighter in mid air to save that transport... but I have my medals to prove it all.. i'll post a grainy pic of them later...
 

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I was first team all state QB, coulda made the pros if I didn't sprain my wrist senior year.

We played together. I was first team all state WR. I caught 59 TD's my senior year, compliments of Tussin.

They ran out of helmet stickers.
 

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Helmets stickers are for suckas... I was so good they put my helmet on stickers...
 

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Wooly and I invented the helmet sticker. Eventually ran out of space on our helmets and we started getting matching helmet sticker tattoos on our lower back.
 

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Wooly and I invented the helmet sticker. Eventually ran out of space on our helmets and we started getting matching helmet sticker tattoos on our lower back.

tramp stamp?
 

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I was working on my first DI offer my senior year.

But then the tragedy happened:

I realized I was a 5'11" slow white guy that played on an undersized offensive line .
 

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Wooly and co.

I cannot find any proof of the all-state honorable mention for my senior year. And my mom also cannot find the 2nd 1st team all conference certificate. But this photo shows two things. One is that there is a 2nd identical certificate (you'll have to trust that it's for football and for 1st team). And also, that helmet starts the season all black. I accumulated a lot of stickers my senior year.



Koon is that a shrine to yourself? It looks like you died in a tragic car accident.
 

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Koon is that a shrine to yourself? It looks like you died in a tragic car accident.

It's in his basement right next to the hole in the ground where he keeps his skin suit chicks....
 

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I want references. Coach's names, football district committee members, all-star roster printouts, local news archives, etc. etc.
 
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