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Sometimes under the deck, I get sent emails that makes me scratch me pirate head.
So might as well jump to number 41, because I have this handled bossman.
1) Simon
2) Jimmy Walker
I was sent this email after doing a golf ex’s MFK:
Yo Nate,
Alli Mackenize was married with two kids to Will Mackenzie, fairly successful tour pro as you know, but she was fucking Dustin Johnson like 3/4 years ago and thats why they got divorced. DJ also fucked Jimmy Walkers wife earlier this year, but that story isn’t super well known and i dont think Gretzky knows it either. emailed boston but doubt they read it, the rory rumor he said on the rundown a week ago is actually true. golf circles have been talking about and apparently the chick was in the hospital he had cuts all over himself, why he wore long sleeves at the BMW.
furthermore, alan shipnukc just tweeted this out:
Alan Shipnuck @ AlanShipnuck · 1h Good lord, someone I trust just called with the most outrageous rumor imaginable on the Wozzilroy breakup. If true, the Earth stops spinning
I responded:
wait so what’s the rory rumor they said on the rundown?
And was replied with:
Rory broke up with wozniacki because he was having sex with a chick on a glass table, the table broke and they both fell through it. She got cut up from all the broken glass, more so than he did and i guess it was a wakeup call to him that he couldnt keep doing that while also planning to get married. as in he saw himself getting crucified in the media for being the next tiger. so he called her and ended it. he wasn’t “ready for all that marriage entails” i.e not banging other chicks. shipnuck sent out the i heard a crazy rumor tweet earlier today and when i saw that and heard from some other golfers that they had heard the same(im a competitive golfer) i figured there were too many different people talking about it for it not to be at least worth mentioning
As a golf insider, all I can do is post what my sources tell me. It’s all alleged (please don’t sue me, I can barely eat as it is).
Is it true? Probably. Is it awesome? 100% yes. We think golf is a gentleman’s game. Nay! It’s a game of passion. Of lust. Of desire. Swingers and fucking on the greens after the sun goes down. Glass tables breaking, cuts everywhere, divorce papers flying. Golf life.
