Deserted Island Game

[woolybug25]

Okay... I'm bored with the other threads and need something to do until the season starts. So let's go.

Imagine if you will, all IE members are on a plane to go see a Shamrock Series game overseas in a far away land. As we cross the ocean, we all look in horror as one of the wooden propellers on our custom ND plane falls apart, most likely because we didn't wait a year to stain it.

The bad news... All but you and ten other IE members parish.

The good news... You and those ten members find safety on a deserted island (and you don't have to witness those horrid uniforms).

Who do you pick as those ten members and why?

Mine:

Whiskey - Will set up our community and govern. General ninja skills.
GoIrish - Prepping and survival skills
Pkt - The only man that could find booze on a deserted island.
Fbolt - Hunting skills
Wiz - So I have someone to intimidate with my man skills.
Conner - To keep spirits high with fresh dick jokes.
OMM - Wisdom
Bogs - Campfire stories
ACamp - With mostly island pigs, seafood and fruit to eat... We're gonna need a guy that knows Asian cuisine.
Quinn - Well... You know...


Your turn.

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

Koon: because he's taken a lot of grief lately
Loy: because Koon really likes him
Whiskey: because he's the most informed person I know. on everything.
Quin and 4 friends: because...
2 members of the bod squad, hand picked by Koon: because you need muscle on a primitive island.

I demand fealty for my selections and I institute a modified version of Prima nocta.

 

[kmoose]

GoIrish41: I am going to convince him that racism equals fresh water. He will find potable water EVERYWHERE.

pkt: the same as above, only with food.

wooly: Because he's probably read Lord of the Flies.

koon: Because he probably hasn't, and that would be entertaining.

dshans: Because nothing is worse than spelling H-E-L-O in the sand, instead of H-E-L-P.

OMM: Because that guy HAS to have some great stories to tell.

Whiskey: Because every shipwrecked group needs a "Professor".

Quinn: Because every shipwrecked group needs a "Ginger".

GATTACA: Because being shipwrecked on a desert island will be like a week at the Waldorf Astoria, after living in Cleveland. So he's probably going to be pretty happy and not complain much.

Wild Bill: Because every group needs a wild one.

 

[gkIrish]

I'm an Eagle Scout, fyi

 

[woolybug25]

I'm an Eagle Scout, fyi

Do you have a survival patch?

 

[IrishLion]

I watch "Naked and Afraid" a lot. Like once or twice a week.

You could say that I'm pretty knowledgeable about all survival situations.

I also have a friend that has the Bear Grylls knife. I could steal that from him and I'd be ready to be a productive member of IE's Lost Island Society.

 

[woolybug25]

Who are your lists, damn it...

 

[ACamp1900]

I would have to select ten of you fvkers?

 

[zelezo vlk]

I'm an Eagle Scout, fyi

Samesies.

Do you have a survival patch?

I have the Wilderness Survival merit badge. I'm a bit rusty, but if I've learned anything from Bear Grylls, the first thing you do in a survival situation is find a container to store your piss. That way you always have a way to drink it.

 

[wizards8507]

Whiskey, Wooly, Lax, Lion, Connor, Camp, Moose, koon, Insanity, and gk. My reasons are my own.

 

[ACamp1900]

Shakedown- because he can apparently kill bears and we'd need a minority to rip on.

Wizards- because he's big enough that if we run out of food his fatass will get us through winter.

BGIF- basically only so I finally can see what he looks like in real life/ confirm he is in fact not a bot.

Johnny Cando/Killz- because he can make liquor out of anything apparently.

TDHeysus- because our mutual friend said he's cool as hell and strong as hell... Good combo in this setting

Ulk- because me saving his life by adding him here basically makes him required to give me his Dragon Warrior collection.

NDinLA- see the second reason on Shakes portion... If the bear eats Shake, Hollywood can act as a backup.

LAX- he got me through CoCs, I guess he's worth saving.

Bishop- because if we have to sacrifice someone it might as well be a fvkin tide fan.

Irishog77- does this really need explaining? We'd need entertainment, he can be our jester.

 

[woolybug25]

Samesies.



I have the Wilderness Survival merit badge. I'm a bit rusty, but if I've learned anything from Bear Grylls, the first thing you do in a survival situation is find a container to store your piss. That way you always have a way to drink it.

Koon must have known we were going down, cuz I saw him drinking piss on the plane. Too bad he's shark bait.

Whiskey, Wooly, Lax, Lion, Connor, Camp, Moose, koon, Insanity, and gk. My reasons are my own.

Penis size?

 

[mgriff]

I am an expert at killing time in the desert.

 

[GoIrish41]

Okay... I'm bored with the other threads and need something to do until the season starts. So let's go.

Imagine if you will, all IE members are on a plane to go see a Shamrock Series game overseas in a far away land. As we cross the ocean, we all look in horror as one of the wooden propellers on our custom ND plane falls apart, most likely because we didn't wait a year to stain it.

The bad news... All but you and ten other IE members parish.

The good news... You and those ten members find safety on a deserted island (and you don't have to witness those horrid uniforms).

Who do you pick as those ten members and why?

Mine:

Whiskey - Will set up our community and govern. General ninja skills.
GoIrish - Prepping and survival skills
Pkt - The only man that could find booze on a deserted island.
Fbolt - Hunting skills
Wiz - So I have someone to intimidate with my man skills.
Conner - To keep spirits high with fresh dick jokes.
OMM - Wisdom
Bogs - Campfire stories
ACamp - With mostly island pigs, seafood and fruit to eat... We're gonna need a guy that knows Asian cuisine.
Quinn - Well... You know...


Your turn.

this alone gets you in my 10 ... but pack your rod and reel!

 

[ACamp1900]

Can we do a 'ten posters we'd love to kick off the island' list?

 

[Bishop2b5]

Bishop- because if we have to sacrifice someone it might as well be a fvkin tide fan.

Oh HELL no! I've got skills and I'm not getting tossed into a volcano or having leeches pulled off me to be tossed into a fire. I'll sharpen a stick at both ends for you, ACamp!

 

[gkIrish]

Humor: Greyhammer and ACamp

Wooly because he is a prepper (I think) so if there are zombies on the island he will have a bunker ready for us.

kmoose because he is former military (I think) and that will probably help.

wizards because he has an opinion on everything and anything so that will pass the time.

Lion because he probably can whip up some Skyline somehow.

Bogs because he is probably the oldest fucker on this site that I like.

Whiskey to keep some faith

Lax because I need at least one sane person on the island besides me.

Cackalacky just because I miss him.

 

[GoIrish41]

Can we do a 'ten posters we'd love to kick off the island' list?

Right after my post? That stings a little.

 

[woolybug25]

Can we do a 'ten posters we'd love to kick off the island' list?

Since they would have to be on the island in the first place, sure?

 

[johnnycando]

ACamp, HCTI, Shakedown, Terry Tate, Wabash Falcon, Neutered Domer, TMQ10, Quinn, BGIF, OMM

Lord of the Flies, Part Deux

To be activated: ulukin, cack, gattaca, Cliff the man Baca, Bogs

 

[ACamp1900]

Yeah where has Cack been? He'd prob be my first obvious choice when around, but kinda out of site out of mind.... Hope he's well.

 

[ACamp1900]

ACamp, HCTI, Shakedown, Terry Tate, Wabash Falcon, Neutered Domer, TMQ10, Quinn, BGIF, OMM

Lord of the Flies, Part Deux

There's so many explosive personality combos here... Lol... Leave it to jk.

 

[ACamp1900]

Oh HELL no! I've got skills and I'm not getting tossed into a volcano or having leeches pulled off me to be tossed into a fire. I'll sharpen a stick at both ends for you, ACamp!

"Roll tide!!!!... Roll,..... Right down the side of the volcano bitch!!!""

 

[RyCo1983]

Save 10 of you assholes?
I think I'll stay in the plane.

But seriously.
10 Irish Pat clones.

 

[zelezo vlk]

Yeah where has Cack been? He'd prob be my first obvious choice when around, but kinda out of site out of mind.... Hope he's well.

Cack would be the best guy because he'd know what to cook and how to cook it. Also, he's been busy but he sends his regards.

 

[gkIrish]

Yeah where has Cack been? He'd prob be my first obvious choice when around, but kinda out of site out of mind.... Hope he's well.

He's good

 

[IrishLion]

I'm gonna painstakingly and meticulously cobble together my list tomorrow morning while I do nothing at work.

I may even draft second and third teams, as well as a "First 10 Voted OFF the IE Island" list.

 

[Irish#1]

None of you f@ckers. I'm going Castaway style.

 

[GATTACA!]

ACamp: So he can tell me bedtime stories about the good old days when our Brows were actually good.

Koon: For the entertainment value of watching him trying to survive in the wilderness.

Whiskey: I think everyone had pretty much covered it.

Anarin: So we can pass the time retelling the stories of the glory days of the 360 NCAA dynasty league.

Connor: So we can nerd out to some comic book discussions

Greyhammer: For the funny

Wiz: He has to know some insider Disney secrets on the future of the Star Wars franchise.

NDinLA: So I can bring him back over to the light side.

One of LAX/Gk/Lion: So we can talk ASOIAF

Wooly: So we have an easy choice for who to eat if we run out of food.

 

[ACamp1900]

ACamp: So he can tell me bedtime stories about the good old days when our Brows were actually good.

Koon: For the entertainment value of watching him trying to survive in the wilderness.

Whiskey: I think everyone had pretty much covered it.

Anarin: So we can pass the time retelling the stories of the glory days of the 360 NCAA dynasty league.

Connor: So we can nerd out to some comic book discussions

Greyhammer: For the funny

Wiz: He has to know some insider Disney secrets on the future of the Star Wars franchise.

NDinLA: So I can bring him back over to the light side.

One of LAX/Gk/Lion: So we can talk ASOIAF

Wooly: So we have an easy choice for who to eat if we run out of food.

"Once upon a time there was a defensive tackle who chose to play running back,... His name was Kevin Mack."