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Cheatin' mutherfuckers get by with everything! With the revamped BIG, their dicks will be in the dirt!!! They'll be 4th or 5th at best from here on! Muck Fichigan!
NCAA are a bunch of chuckle-fucks. They should drop the hammer, but I expect them to drop the ball instead.
 

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It has been hilarious for Michigan recruiting.

I can’t even keep up with all the names, because there are so many, that Michigan thought they were getting who are going elsewhere.

Just in the last hour:
Marco Jones. Michigan thought they were getting him. Going to A&M.
Earls. South Carolina commit that EJ has been saying for weeks will flip to Michigan. Going to Georgia.

Obviously, EJ thought Michigan led for Blair, which was 100% false.
EJ thought Michigan was going to get NOB right after his visit. Wrong.
EJ thought Michigan was flipping Taylor on his visit. Nope.
Same with Meadows…

EJ thought they were in front for Davison. Going to Oregon.
EJ thought that OSU would be full & Michigan could swoop in and get Dye. He’s going to Tennessee.
EJ said Hardy Watts was a silent to Michigan. He is going to Wisconsin.

It’s comical how many kids they think they lead for or are silents that go elsewhere.

Edit: Almost forgot Maxwell Roy. Michigan thought they led for, going to OSU.
 
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Taqueria Chicago is legit authentic and really good. Rumor is they’re ran by a gang.
Does the managers name tag say “Oso”, “Big Puppet”, “Little Puppet”, “Joker”, “Sleepy” or “Smiley”?
 

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Connor Stalions to appear in Netflix 'Sign Stealer' documentary

Not even sure how to respond to this... hopefully he goes scorned woman and blows the whistle on everything.

No way, that dude is scUM through-and-through.

Chances are he's getting a major pay day AND is gonna make Harbaugh look like the cleanest dude in the world.

No idea how the skunkbears deserve such fortune from the universe, when a program like ND gets hammered for doing what they're supposed to when they fuck up.
 

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No way, that dude is scUM through-and-through.

Chances are he's getting a major pay day AND is gonna make Harbaugh look like the cleanest dude in the world.

No idea how the skunkbears deserve such fortune from the universe, when a program like ND gets hammered for doing what they're supposed to when they fuck up.
My one hope is the hammer eventually comes. In no world where USC gets the hammer for Bush, and OSU got hit for the tat cover up, and we got the hammer for self reporting some minor academic violations...should scUM not get punished. It's a shame NCAA forgets their balls at times and lets programs like Miami, North Carolina, and Ped State off the hook for grosser transgressions.
 

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My one hope is the hammer eventually comes. In no world where USC gets the hammer for Bush, and OSU got hit for the tat cover up, and we got the hammer for self reporting some minor academic violations...should scUM not get punished. It's a shame NCAA forgets their balls at times and lets programs like Miami, North Carolina, and Ped State off the hook for grosser transgressions.
The one saving grace is that Miami, UNC and State Penn got off on technicalities and loopholes of varying degrees and angles.

State Penn while ungodly egregious and stuff that earns you front row seats to Satan's ballet in the lake of fire, didn't provide them with an inherent on-field advantage. UNC could argue that the fake classes weren't athletically-driven and thus were handled outside of the NCAA's purview. Miami could at least distance themselves somewhat from Nevin Shapiro, since he was an independent actor and not directly affiliated to the university, and the players wrapped up in it were suspended as a result.

Michigan can't distance themselves from Stallions, because he was on Harbaugh's staff. No matter if Harbaugh knew or not (he did, but for posterities sake), it's his responsibility to assure that his staff is operating legitimately and not breaking any NCAA guidelines. He failed to do that repeatedly and egregiously, and it resulted in a direct on-field advantage. There isn't a loophole for Michigan to exploit here, because the rules are quite clear. Staff members are on the hook for rule violations and claiming ignorance is not a viable excuse, as that falls under a lack of institutional control.
 

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The one saving grace is that Miami, UNC and State Penn got off on technicalities and loopholes of varying degrees and angles.

State Penn while ungodly egregious and stuff that earns you front row seats to Satan's ballet in the lake of fire, didn't provide them with an inherent on-field advantage. UNC could argue that the fake classes weren't athletically-driven and thus were handled outside of the NCAA's purview. Miami could at least distance themselves somewhat from Nevin Shapiro, since he was an independent actor and not directly affiliated to the university, and the players wrapped up in it were suspended as a result.
This is what I don't get about the way the NCAA has handled Michigan (thus far).
These other cases were bad - in some cases (Penn State in particular) far worse from a human being perspective than what Michigan did - but they really didn't negatively impact other programs in any direct way. Michigan flat-out cheated so it would have an on-field advantage at winning games, which means other schools lost those games, and those schools have just as much standing with the NCAA as Michigan does.
How do they justify to all the teams Michigan beat while cheating that Michigan just gets a slap on the wrist here? If i were Ohio State or Sparty or whoever, I'd demand justice.
 

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The Big Ten suspended Harbaugh for 3 games mid season because the evidence submitted was egregious. We should look for Harbaugh to be hit with a show cause penalties for a long time and Michigan absolutely SHOULD get hit with a huge lack of institutional control penalty. But scholarship reductions can be bypassed with NIL and Michigan already exploited that last year. Regardless, expect scUM to claim their asterisk and never be ashamed.
 

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The Big Ten suspended Harbaugh for 3 games mid season because the evidence submitted was egregious. We should look for Harbaugh to be hit with a show cause penalties for a long time and Michigan absolutely SHOULD get hit with a huge lack of institutional control penalty. But scholarship reductions can be bypassed with NIL and Michigan already exploited that last year. Regardless, expect scUM to claim their asterisk and never be ashamed.
A show cause order on Harbaugh is irrelevant at this point. And yes of course they'll claim their asterisk (just like we claim 2012 - far less egregious I know, but still asterisk'd).
But still, they need to be hit with institutional control, a meaningful scholarship reduction (I'm not sure how you really NIL your way out of that? Good recruits aren't going to just walk on) and hopefully some sort of postseason ban. If only to send a message. Fuck 'em.
 
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CMU would totally fall on their sword for SCUM if needs be


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I don’t care as much about vacated jobs wins. While that would be fun. Give me a 2 year post season ban and let me watch all these guys transfer….
 

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CMU would totally fall on their sword for SCUM if needs be


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How does Fortuna reconcile this rumor with the CMU head coach's very public statements saying he doesn't know how he got there? And the fact Stallions was in disguise? And the fact that the guy who Stallions was friends with was fired? None of those things make sense if he was legitimately on the sidelines.

 

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I don’t care as much about vacated jobs wins. While that would be fun. Give me a 2 year post season ban and let me watch all these guys transfer….
Completely agree. Taking away old wins, while I think it should happen, isn’t punishment.

Stripping them of their title, that’s a start.

But restrictions moving forward should severe, post season bans, restrictions on staff, restrictions on scholarships, etc, that’s how you keep teams from thinking of doing things like this again.
 

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Completely agree. Taking away old wins, while I think it should happen, isn’t punishment.

Stripping them of their title, that’s a start.

But restrictions moving forward should severe, post season bans, restrictions on staff, restrictions on scholarships, etc, that’s how you keep teams from thinking of doing things like this again.
Death penalty. They didnt cheat to obtain talent or keep talent eligible pretty much like everyone else. They cheated the very sport itself. Its like chicago black socks scandal and needs a penalty to put others on notice.
 

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I doubt the NCAA does very much here other than show cause for the coaches already gone and Moore getting three game suspension. Nothing is really new in the draft IMO and the NCAA basically had the same info during the season and did nothing. The way the B1G and the SEC have already discussed a future void of the NCAA probably will dictate what amounts to not much more than a slap on the wrist.
 
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