'18 PA QB Phil Jurkovec (Wherever I May Roam Chud)

GrangerIrish24

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Couldnt think of a better qb/coach pairing. Every practice will be devoted to beating us.
 

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So Phil is going to lose to ND and BC next year. Far out.
My post above was a total joke but if this actually happens it wouldn't surprise me to see him throw a legit fit on the sideline at some point. He's entitled douche of the highest order that would likely malfunction if this occurred.
 

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It is my useless prediction that he'll be injured long before we play Pitt.
A China Sampson with the Jawbone of an Ass.
 

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It's funny to see the Pitt boards talk themselves into this working...
 

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It's weirdly pathetic at this point.
Can't wait for another year of west PA dorks claiming we'd have 3 NCs if he was just given the QB job from day 1. And nevermind that he couldn't beat out noodle arm Ian Book, couldn't figure it out at Backup College, and is now onto his 3rd program, he's also going to be the #1 QB in the board for the upcoming NFL draft.
 

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He comes off like an old, jealous girlfriend at this point. I do hope we crush Pitt, and I hope he doesn't dodge us on the bench again.
 

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Remember, he transferred from Notre Dame because:
1. He couldn't beat out Ian Book
2. He was bad at football and wasn't progressing
3. Coaching staff gripes, probably some legitimate (Long) and some illegitimate (Rees/Kelly). But that offense was toxic so I'm not overly going to judge.

What would've happened if he went to Pitt? 0% chance he beats out Kenny Pickett who was a 1st round draft pick and a '17 recruit. Never would've played, definitely would've transferred. Likely would be on his 3rd school talking blaming something like "local pressure" for him staying home when he "should've" gone to ND and grew up a ND fan. It would just be a bizzaro world situation of him still being bad at football with poor mechanics/accuracy and people talking about how he had this physical tools to be a great player.

Biggest question is how/why the press keeps giving him the time of day and why he keeps running his mouth.
 

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Remember, he transferred from Notre Dame because:
1. He couldn't beat out Ian Book
2. He was bad at football and wasn't progressing
3. Coaching staff gripes, probably some legitimate (Long) and some illegitimate (Rees/Kelly). But that offense was toxic so I'm not overly going to judge.

What would've happened if he went to Pitt? 0% chance he beats out Kenny Pickett who was a 1st round draft pick and a '17 recruit. Never would've played, definitely would've transferred. Likely would be on his 3rd school talking blaming something like "local pressure" for him staying home when he "should've" gone to ND and grew up a ND fan. It would just be a bizzaro world situation of him still being bad at football with poor mechanics/accuracy and people talking about how he had this physical tools to be a great player.

Biggest question is how/why the press keeps giving him the time of day and why he keeps running his mouth.
I think this is the answer to the question. ND is good for business and the media have found a guy that's been "scorned" and willing to sound like a dbag to drag down ND.
 

Irish#1

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He doesn't realize that this doesn't affect ND's image one iota. It's like the person that complains to everyone. The more you repeat the story, the more people realize that it's you that's the problem.
 

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None of this is about us.
This is a self-absorbed individual; everything is about him and AT THE MOMENT.
(we have seen this in politics a lot, and should recognize it.)

What needs to be done (and only this) is to comfortably beat Pitt in a trap game.
I worry a bit about the schedule position of the Pitt game. Sam I Am should save my nerves though.
 

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Do Pitt fans like Pat Narduzzi now? I feel like he was on the hot seat from day one but oddly he's stuck around for a while there.

Anyways, him and Phil both suck, they deserve each other. Can't wait to curb stomp these losers.
 
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