Your post is a joke.

[Irish#1]

Yes. Yes you did. Ding, ding, ding! We have a winnah!!!

You may now pick from:

1) a hair shirt that I will wear for 3 months
2) a 13 hour flagellation
3) flogging with a wet noodle daily for a year.

(Keep in mind that it's winter in Minnesota and a hair shirt for a few months has a certain appeal.)

Another typo! Two in one day?

I know, you were using the slang spelling.

 

[dshans]

Another typo! Two in one day?

I know, you were using the slang spelling.

Bugger off, ya Hoosier Hoser! Are you as critiquecacal of Samuel Clemens and his idiotic dialogueness?

Do me a favah and take a sloe raff ta Chinee!

 

[koonja]

Warning - language, rap, and stereotypical humor.

Has anyone seen this Mexican parody of Drake's 'Started from the bottom'?

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[Irish#1]

Bugger off, ya Hoosier Hoser! Are you as critiquecacal of Samuel Clemens and his idiotic dialogueness?

Do me a favah and take a sloe raff ta Chinee!

I'm on it Minnesota Muskie. Oh how I miss the days of the ABA.

 

[BobD]

 

[dshans]

This is an exercise in logic I can understand.

 

[BobD]

 

[BobD]

Ouch!

 

[IrishinTN]

I saw this and thought it had Dshans name written all over it...

and this one too...

 

[dshans]

I saw this and thought it had Dshans name written all over it...

I'm a registered tattoo grammar consultant. Rhesus able wraiths.

 

[BobD]

 

[BobD]

 

[IrishSteelhead]

 

[A Pac]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

 

[tadman95]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

 

[ACamp1900]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Hits home doesn't it?? (It like," I could've got nickels ?!!?!?!)

 

[A Pac]

Hits home doesn't it?? (It like," I could've got nickels ?!!?!?!)

How do you think I paid for college?

 

[wizards8507]

From my wife, "What every sports interview sounds like to me":

 

[IrishSteelhead]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Glad someone else enjoyed it. One of those stupid things that had me cracking up, like the guy who died from an atomic wedgie.

 

[Monk]

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him while his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married and the taste of reality is good for him".

 

[Bubba]

Boudreaux was having issues getting a good lunch at work, so his wife purchased a new thermos jug so he could bring lunch with him. Boudreaux had never seen one of these thermos jugs and asked what it was and what it does. She explained that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Amazed by this technology he decided he would use it to bring his lunch the next day.

When Boudreaux got to work, his friend Thibideaux saw the thermos jug and wondered what it was. Boudreaux explained that he had his lunch in it and that the thermos jug would keep hot things hot and cold things cold. Thibideaux was amazed as well. He asked Boudreaux what he had in the thermos jug. Boudreaux replied, "I've got some gumbo and a Popsicle!"

 

[ulukinatme]

 

[dshans]

It's been a while since I've heard a Boudreaux/Thibideaux joke. You don't really hear them much in MN. It's more likely to be a Sven and Ole or Ole and Lena joke.

Many years ago I worked for a day with a lawyer named Thibideaux. He was born and raised in Chicago.

When I said something about his name being part of many Louisiana jokes, he cooly responded that he didn't realize that "Robert" was all that joke-worthy.

 

[Bubba]

It's been a while since I've heard a Boudreaux/Thibideaux joke. You don't really hear them much in MN. It's more likely to be Sven and Ole or Ole and Lena joke.

Many years ago I worked for a day with a lawyer named Thibideaux. He was born and raised in Chicago.

When I said something about his name being part of many Louisiana jokes, he cooly responded that he didn't realize that "Robert" was all that joke-worthy.

Strangely enough, a lawyer told me that joke!

 

[dshans]

Strangely enough, a lawyer told me that joke!

In spite of evidence to the contrary, lawyers are people too.

Some even have a sense of humor.

 

[Bogtrotter07]

My lawyer told me, "500 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Erie = a good start."

 

[Black Irish]

It's been a while since I've heard a Boudreaux/Thibideaux joke. You don't really hear them much in MN. It's more likely to be a Sven and Ole or Ole and Lena joke.

Many years ago I worked for a day with a lawyer named Thibideaux. He was born and raised in Chicago.

When I said something about his name being part of many Louisiana jokes, he cooly responded that he didn't realize that "Robert" was all that joke-worthy.

Bwahahahahaha!

 

[dshans]

My lawyer told me, "500 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Erie = a good start."

Talk about an unstable foundation ...



Sometimes there are good reasons for what seem like onerous codes.

 

[dshans]

Bwahahahahaha!

Had he MY first name, Richard, with its fairly common nick name, it would have been a different story ...

 

[BobD]