Wives and the Stupid **** They Say/Do

[IrishLion]

Since we are sharing things our idiot teachers did in high school...

Our one math teacher at my small Catholic high school "had cancer" for 3 years. He would miss days to go to chemo, would be sick, and more. He was also the head basketball coach, a decent one at that. He did not do much teaching, spending most of the time giving us basic worksheets on the same materials over and over again; we mastered the FOIL method. Anyway, freshman year he is still "sick" teaching us and coaching. Last two weeks of school he doesn't come to work, we all come to find out he never had cancer, and he was caught in his room with a senior female student on his desk. They did eventually marry and have 3 kids, so...love?

Our teachers that were getting in trouble were the opposite sex. We had the sacraments teacher cheating on her husband, but we also had the special education teacher *allegedly* giving BJ's in the chapel closet.

She "left" the school only a year and half after being brought in to run the school's first remedial learning program, but they kept the program in place and let her assistant run the show. Eventually it got out from one of the other teachers that the janitor caught her in the chapel with a male student. I guess they figured nobody would be in there if mass wasn't on the schedule for the day lol.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Throwing food caked silverware in the dishwasher and blaming the dishwasher for not cleaning the spoon to perfection.

This drives me insane; along the same vein, she always insists on hand washing dishes despite the fact we have a perfectly good dishwasher and she really sucks at it...half the time I just take her "washed" dishes and put them in the dishwasher lol.

Idk what's more convenient than a dishwasher to do an otherwise annoying chore. You're creating more work for yourself AND you're nonchalant about it?

 

[GowerND11]

This drives me insane; along the same vein, she always insists on hand washing dishes despite the fact we have a perfectly good dishwasher and she really sucks at it...half the time I just take her "washed" dishes and put them in the dishwasher lol.

Idk what's more convenient than a dishwasher to do an otherwise annoying chore. You're creating more work for yourself AND you're nonchalant about it?

Interestingly, dishwashers today SUCK. The government overregulated them to being energy efficient to the point that they do not clean as well as they did 25-30 years ago. In fact, they now run for longer than the older models while using less water. In turn, people now will run their dishwasher twice, negating the efficiency that they are advertised to have.

 

[ulukinatme]

Interestingly, dishwashers today SUCK. The government overregulated them to being energy efficient to the point that they do not clean as well as they did 25-30 years ago. In fact, they now run for longer than the older models while using less water. In turn, people now will run their dishwasher twice, negating the efficiency that they are advertised to have.

Thanks, Obama!

 

[Irish#1]

This drives me insane; along the same vein, she always insists on hand washing dishes despite the fact we have a perfectly good dishwasher and she really sucks at it...half the time I just take her "washed" dishes and put them in the dishwasher lol.

Idk what's more convenient than a dishwasher to do an otherwise annoying chore. You're creating more work for yourself AND you're nonchalant about it?

LOL.......My wife will fill the sink with soap and water and let them soak. Even after pointing out it's easier to just put them in the dishwasher until it's full.

 

[INLaw]

At my sons private Christian school I met with my sons 5th grade teacher a few years and she was a trip. She seemed to hate all the boys. I was so patient with her but she was just such a bitch. Out in the hall my wife told me maybe she just needs a stiff drink, I said maybe a stiff dick. We look back and the teacher is standing about 5 feet behind us.

Go on…

Dear penthouse letters I never thought I would be righting until this fall PTA meeting when the bitch came out of her shell… with a little help from the wife

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Go on…

Dear penthouse letters I never thought I would be righting until this fall PTA meeting when the bitch came out of her shell… with a little help from the wife

Blazers extolling the virtues of regular hot beef injections.

 

[Blazers46]

Go on…

Dear penthouse letters I never thought I would be righting until this fall PTA meeting when the bitch came out of her shell… with a little help from the wife

Wish I had more…

 

[Ndaccountant]

 

[INLaw]

This thread was absolutely delightful today.

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

 

[nsisk157]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

Sto lat! Only 5% of due dates are accurate!

 

[Rack Em]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

Congratulations! But I’m curious why this ended up in the “Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do” thread.

 

[Ndaccountant]

 

[NDRock]

Congratulations! But I’m curious why this ended up in the “Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do” thread.

He misread the title. Thought it said "Wives and the Stupid Dudes they do"

 

[irishff1014]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

Congrats man!

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Congratulations! But I’m curious why this ended up in the “Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do” thread.

There isn't a pregnancy/ baby announcement thread.

And...we planned the first one perfectly. Arrived in early August and gave everyone time to get in a routine before the season started. This one wasn't an oopsie, but a pleasant surprise. I do not want to be in a hospital when ND is playing a football game against OSU lol

 

[Irish#1]

There isn't a pregnancy/ baby announcement thread.

And...we planned the first one perfectly. Arrived in early August and gave everyone time to get in a routine before the season started. This one wasn't an oopsie, but a pleasant surprise. I do not want to be in a hospital when ND is playing a football game against OSU lol

Better not be on The 23rd. That’s my birthday and I don’t like to share! Lol

Congratulations.

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Better not be on The 23rd. That’s my birthday and I don’t like to share! Lol

Congratulations.

Thanks, congrats to you too. I had you slated as the Godfather.

 

[Ndaccountant]

My wife's birthday is the 23rd. Sigh.

 

[ulukinatme]

Congratulations! But I’m curious why this ended up in the “Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do” thread.

There is an Irish Envy Dads thread for this!

 

[ulukinatme]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

Congrats! So we can expect Baby Leppy in the ND class of 2041?

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

I thought you were like 70. Congrats dude.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

There is an Irish Envy Dads thread for this!

To be fair to the stuff PolishLeppy is about to hear over the next several months I’ll allow it on here for reference when he needs to vent. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Polish Leppy 22]

Mrs. Leppy surprised me this morning, informing me that baby #2 is on the way. Due date is 9/23/23, the day ND is playing OSU. Prayers requested for an early arrival. I'm gonna be a mess if the baby comes on 9/22 or 9/23 haha

Extremely fortunate at our age (37) to get pregnant twice in 15 months, but we weren't trying this time and ba bam...here we go.

Update: God has a sense of humor. Went to first ultrasound this morning and found out we have twins on the way. That's 3 babies in 13 months for the Leppy's.

My wife cried and I laughed heartily when they told us. Football season gonna be a rough transition this year...

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Update: God has a sense of humor. Went to first ultrasound this morning and found out we have twins on the way. That's 3 babies in 13 months for the Leppy's.

My wife cried and I laughed heartily when they told us. Football season gonna be a rough transition this year...

Congrats! I found out we were having twins on April Fools Day. I thought my wife was pulling a cruel prank on me.

 

[Ndaccountant]

Siblings are a blessing. We don't have twins, but we know many couples who do. Their twins have a tighter bond than our 3 kids, which is cool to see. I know the work is harder, but it will be a trip worth taking. Congrats.

 

[ulukinatme]

Update: God has a sense of humor. Went to first ultrasound this morning and found out we have twins on the way. That's 3 babies in 13 months for the Leppy's.

My wife cried and I laughed heartily when they told us. Football season gonna be a rough transition this year...

Congrats! My sister has twins, they're a treasure. Enjoy the madness!

 

[Irish#1]

Update: God has a sense of humor. Went to first ultrasound this morning and found out we have twins on the way. That's 3 babies in 13 months for the Leppy's.

My wife cried and I laughed heartily when they told us. Football season gonna be a rough transition this year...

Congrats I think!? Lol

 

[Henges24]

Who wants to tell her….