I had a going away party last night. I knew that if I let each of the 20+ attendees buy my drinks/shots like they wanted too, I'd die from alcohol poisoning. So I developed a strategy; no shots, and I only drank Miller High Life. My problem is that I down my drinks fast, and get lit up quickly. But by drinking absolutely terrible beer, I avoided that problem. I had 4 beers over the course of 4 hours. I've never struggled so hard to get through a bottle of beer. At the end, I was the most sober person in the room. But I had a great time, so it was worth the effort.