'Bama, because they're too damn good right now
Michigan, cause Ann Arbor is a whore
USC...don't need a reason
Most of my neighbors
Poodles and Chihuahuas (My wife has one of each, brought into the marriage)
Traffic
Soccer fans that think their sport is superior
My home owners association
My health insurance company
USC
My 3 year old daughter's need to paint her toe and finger nails with nail polish this morning...and my comforter, bed sheets, wall...
My wife's inability to keep things out of a toddler's reach that she knows will cause an unholy mess
The projections for all my pro sports teams
My surgically repaired back
Glitter....I ****ing hate glitter...especially finger nail polish with glitter
The flu
Gas prices
USC
Tequila
Politicians
My wife's crazy, crazy family
My crabgrass infested yard
Carnies
The Dutch
and finally....USC