Question about a girl

[koonja]

Ask her to marry you, not on a date. Don't be a biitch, ball out.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

Laughing my ass off @ work!!!!! To funny!!!!!
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Thats how u get it done!!

 

[notredomer23]

 

[greyhammer90]

1) call her to meet you somewhere public, a restaurant
2) order a soda for yourself, ask if she's thirsty.
3) when she says yes. (They always say yes) tell her you'll give her your cup when you leave the restaurant and she can use it then.
4) when you finish your soda, clear your throat, look at her, and swish the ice around.
5). When she gets up to get you more soda smack her ass.
6) she'll smack you across the face, this is a positive outcome because now she can't call the cops on you.

Steps 1-4 are optional, but a surprise ass smack is as much as I can hope for judging by the direction you've taken this thread OP.

 

[koonja]

In all seriousness, don't listen to these jabronis above. They may have dated more girls than you, but none of us are experts. If you like her, ask her out. If you don't, you might wish you did. But if you do, be ready for her to say no, and if she does say yes, just proceed with caution.

Don't fall in love, be smart, cautious, because you don't really know much about her, and if you want to play the odds, even though you really like here there's about ~ 10% chance she's 'the one' for you. Don't let her use you for money, time, or anything else unless unless it's going both ways.

Yolo. Good luck!

 

[woolybug25]

She had a ring on it. Is she or is she not married?

If so, don't dip your pen in another mans ink. In fact, you have already done enough to deserve an ass beating, compliments of her husband.

If you knew she was married and proceeded anyway... Then I hope her husband finds out and beats you senseless.

 

[koonja]

She had a ring on it. Is she or is she not married?

If so, don't dip your pen in another mans ink. In fact, you have already done enough to deserve an ass beating, compliments of her husband.

If you knew she was married and proceeded anyway... Then I hope her husband finds out and beats you senseless.

Some people are weird and wear a ring on that finger and I don't get it. If she's married, this is a car wreck, but I've seen plenty of people who wear a ring on that finger and I don't get it, but they're not married.

I'm at my GF's parents right now, and her 16 year old brother wears a ring on that finger and he's never dated.

 

[BeauBenken]

Asking her to go out sometime, sure. Don't ask her to be your girlfriend yet or anything though.

Thread TL;DR.

 

[FearTheBeard]

Maybe she just played him so she could get a ride home...

 

[ACamp1900]

Acamp where you at

Not Asian Olivia munn

Present... And thank, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

 

[A Pac]

Maybe she just played him so she could get a ride home...

I did that once. Th guy kept calling afterwards. Totally awkward when I saw him at the next family reunion.

 

[ACamp1900]

You mean she a hobbit??

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Wait, tell me how you ain't the hobbit 'gain bitch??...

 

[A Pac]

Asking her to go out sometime, sure. Don't ask her to be your girlfriend yet or anything though.

Thread TL;DR.

It's well worth the read.

 

[Irish#1]

In all seriousness, don't listen to these jabronis above. They may have dated more girls than you, but none of us are experts. If you like her, ask her out. If you don't, you might wish you did. But if you do, be ready for her to say no, and if she does say yes, just proceed with caution.

Don't fall in love, be smart, cautious, because you don't really know much about her, and if you want to play the odds, even though you really like here there's about ~ 10% chance she's 'the one' for you. Don't let her use you for money, time, or anything else unless unless it's going both ways.

Yolo. Good luck!

Sounds like a man that's made that mistake before! lol

 

[koonja]

Sounds like a man that's made that mistake before! lol

This one time, at band camp...

 

[gkIrish]

What's worse? The premise of this thread or the fact that I posted 20 times in this thread for the sole purpose to collect enough reps to last the entire year and didn't receive a single one.

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

What's worse? The premise of this thread or the fact that I posted 20 times in this thread for the sole purpose to collect enough reps to last the entire year and didn't receive a single one.

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[greyhammer90]

In all seriousness, what the hell is with her lipstick on the left side? Is that covering a bump? Does OP have the herp now?

 

[gkIrish]

God bless your hearts Kanye and Kuhn Ja

 

[Bluto]

In all seriousness, what the hell is with her lipstick on the left side? Is that covering a bump? Does OP have the herp now?

She's got vampire fangs if you look really close. I'm thinking it's coagulated blood from the last fool she sucked dry.

 

[ginman]

In all seriousness, what the hell is with her lipstick on the left side? Is that covering a bump? Does OP have the herp now?

Who cares about the bump- look at those freakin teeth- she is a vampire- get out now!

 

[Kaneyoufeelit]

God bless your hearts Kanye and Kuhn Ja

EGADS!!! I ain't no gay fish

 

[DomerInHappyValley]

What's worse? The premise of this thread or the fact that I posted 20 times in this thread for the sole purpose to collect enough reps to last the entire year and didn't receive a single one.

No one likes a rep whore.
Except for 24 year old betas interested in married Star Wars fans.
They love rep whores.

 

[koonja]

EGADS!!! I ain't no gay fish

You:

 

[gkIrish]

EGADS!!! I ain't no gay fish

Just twerking er tweaking.

 

[Bluto]

So, this is a thread about guy who wants to date a married, stormtrooper (implies she's transgender since they were all clones), vampire/possible hobbit? I think somebody needs to pitch this to Showtime ASAP.

 

[Irish YJ]

has she ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

 

[irishog77]

Given the choice between a stormtrooper, hobbit, or vampire, I think I gotta go with a vampire.


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[GATTACA!]

Present... And thank, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Are you thanking me or greyhammer? And is she Asian? I was gonna pm you since you are our resident expert.

 

[NDBoiler]

OMG. I just got back on the grid today after a lovely vacation over the holidays and stumbled into this thread and I LOLd so much, what great work fellas. There shouldn't even be a question for thread of the year for 14 now.

Brick - I hope everything works out for you. Just be yourself and be confident and you'll be fine.