Logging Out After Lunch

[NDBoiler]

This thread needs to be renamed immediately, but I'm struggling with a good title. Logging Out for Lunch? Food and Fertilizer? Pu Pu Platter?

Reminds me of the great literary classic from the Orient, "Brown Spots On The Wall" by Hoo Flung Poo

 

[ACamp1900]

my lunch:

4 chicken tacos from Juan Pollo....tasty

Juan Pollo is pretty good stuff.

 

[Kak7304]

Sorry to make an entire thread for this, but sometimes stuff goes unnoticed and lost in other threads.

Is there anyway to take important topics, such as the "Rumored Violations" thread, and create an update only version, to go along with it, so we don't need to read 20 pages of unrelated conversation just to find out if anything new happened or not. Some of the other sports forums I follow do this and it's really helpful. I realize I do not have the time to run a thread like that and it might be too much trouble, but I just wanted to get this idea out there.

I agree. IE is almost unreadable when I only have a few minutes to check for updates because the threads are very off topic.

 

[Ultimate Penn St. Hater]

I have heartburn.

 

[GATTACA!]

I agree. IE is almost unreadable when I only have a few minutes to check for updates because the threads are very off topic.

 

[BobD]

It's well after lunch and I am in fact logging out.

I'm not sure whether I really ever completely log out. At any given time I'm logged into IE from my personal cell, my work cell, my laptop, desktop, kindle or iPad. I need to have an electronics garage sale.

 

[Buster Bluth]

I don't wanna read through the last 68 posts...what'd I miss?

 

[Irish#1]

I had a friend that took a girl home from the bar one night. He said they got home and he went downstairs to get a drink while she was in his bedroom.

Later, as they were going about their business, he said he became paranoid that he smelled bad because he kept getting wiffs of porta-potty-esque stench, and he was worried it was him and that he was about to ruin it right in the middle of the action.

She left the premises the next morning without waking him. He said that he got up and showered and then went to his closet to grab a shirt, only to discover that the chick had ruined his closet floor. Apparently she had to go, but decided the closet was the best place, and thought she could get away with it since it was a random bar encounter that lead to the slumber party.

Little did she know, another of our friends knew exactly who she was due to a distant acquaintance. My friend got her number, called her, and asked why she shit on his closet floor. She denied it, tried telling my friend that someone else had come home with them the night before and had left in the middle of the night. My friend called her bullshit and told her to come back and clean up.

She showed up an hour later with cleaning supplies, and offered to pay for professional cleaning as well if he wouldn't tell anyone about it.

He did not take the second half of that deal.

If I shit on somebody's floor, whether purposeful or accidental....no way in hell I'm going back to clean it up.

Hope he didn't go down on her!

 

[Irish#1]

Sorry to make an entire thread for this, but sometimes stuff goes unnoticed and lost in other threads.

Is there anyway to take important topics, such as the "Rumored Violations" thread, and create an update only version, to go along with it, so we don't need to read 20 pages of unrelated conversation just to find out if anything new happened or not. Some of the other sports forums I follow do this and it's really helpful. I realize I do not have the time to run a thread like that and it might be too much trouble, but I just wanted to get this idea out there.

I'll bet you're happy you started this thread! lol

 

[dudexcore]

What are you guys wearing?

 

[Rhode Irish]

I'll bet you're happy you started this thread! lol

This thread was on-topic for about 43 seconds.

 

[NDinMich]

I don't wanna read through the last 68 posts...what'd I miss?

Apparently many IE members have sh!t somewhere weird or "know someone" who has.

 

[koonja]

I'm on this board as much as anyone, and I agree completely with the OP.

Had chili for lunch and it gave me the Michigans.

 

[IrishSteelhead]

One glass of apple juice and I can fill a mailbox....

 

[BobD]

Should we have another thread called "Logging in After Dinner?"

My wife made Enchiladas.

You guys have some gross acquaintances and sick poop stories.

 

[dshans]

I've always tried to keep my poop to myself.

That could explain my Ex-Lax addiction.



And the yearly high colonics ...



Shit gets real.

 

[Rhode Irish]

I've always tried to keep my poop to myself.

That could explain my Ex-Lax addiction.



And the yearly high colonics ...



Shit gets real.

I mean....that's everybody's goal. Sometimes even the best of us fall short.

 

[dshans]

I mean....that's everybody's goal. Sometimes even the best of us fall short.

Are you intimating that your shit don't stink and mine does?

That your sphincter is in better shape than mine?

How many "reps" do you do yearly?

I'd put one of my floaters up against one of yours any day!

I'll provide the plunger, bleach and Lysol.



I may eat like a bird, but after three, four, six months ....

 

[blueNDgold44]

This is not quite as good as the other poop stories but still quite funny.

It was the baseball season my Junior year in HS and my team had a ritual of pre-gaming in the clubhouse Friday's after practice before we would hit a party or whatever the plans were for the night. This particular weekend we had a double header against our cross town rivals and our collective brilliant minds decided we were going to mess with their field. Coincidentally we had had a dinner that consisted of Taco Bell and White Castle.
Our original plan of "forking" their infield turned a whole different direction once our PBR, Slider, and Taco filled stomachs started to gurgle we had the bright idea of taking a shit on their field. We took a shit on each base and the pitchers mound and garnished it with a napkin that said "Got Em" on it. Fast forward to game 2 of the double header after we had won by slaughter rule the first game and were well on the way to a 2nd win we decided to chant "Got Em" before our final at bat. I think it goes without saying that we got thrown at the rest of the game.

 

[Irish#1]

You know what I hate? That single little turd that refuses to flush!

 

[Ndaccountant]

Its legit.... I have used them.shitsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

 

[irishog77]

Its legit.... I have used them.shitsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

I actually did this in college. But I didn't use animal crap-- I used my own.

A buddy of mine and I each shit in a pizza box, then took it over to the dorm next to ours, and left it out on their front porch/stoop with a note attached that read something like, "Free pizza for so and so....compliments of ___."

I don't remember exactly what our reasoning for doing this was. I guess sometimes when 5-6 dudes are hanging out drinking, you don't really need a real reason though to go defecate in a box and give it to somebody else, ya know?

 

[irishog77]

What are you guys wearing?

I'm glad to see some IE old timers stepping back into the light for the important threads!

 

[BobD]

This is a crappy thread.

 

[Black Irish]

And to think I've been using a toilet to crap in all these years. I've really been missing out.

 

[ulukinatme]

I really want to install a bidet in my house now.
Also, I can't believe I missed this thread yesterday.

 

[koonja]

Sorry to make an entire thread for this, but sometimes stuff goes unnoticed and lost in other threads.

Is there anyway to take important topics, such as the "Rumored Violations" thread, and create an update only version, to go along with it, so we don't need to read 20 pages of unrelated conversation just to find out if anything new happened or not. Some of the other sports forums I follow do this and it's really helpful. I realize I do not have the time to run a thread like that and it might be too much trouble, but I just wanted to get this idea out there.

Let's get it started.

http://www.irishenvy.com/forums/help-feedback-suggestions/204265-site-suggestions.html

 

[ulukinatme]

This is a crappy thread.

Geez, Bob, you didn't have to shit all over the thread like that.

 

[OCIrish]

Can we rename this to the "Friday Lunch" thread?



A little hot-n-ready action goes a long way.

You leave my wife out of the Friday lunch conversation!

 

[dshans]

Only 7 more days ...