First World Problems

[RallySonsOfND]

Rant off your first world problems here.

 

[TerryTate]

My air conditioning isn't cold enough

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Say wha??????

 

[ShakeDown]

My air conditioning isn't cold enough

My air conditioning costs too much.

 

[BobD]

For those wondering like I was:

Urban Dictionary: First World Problems

 

[clashmore_mike]

My 47 inch flat screen can't connect to the internet.

 

[ACamp1900]

Ah, we bought a 60' LCD and moved our old 42' into the bedroom... of course within a week the 42 inch fizzed out...

so frustrating...

 

[ACamp1900]

 

[TheRealLynch51]

My Samsung Galaxy Nexus's screen cracked so I had to downgrade to a 3G HTC Droid Incredible. Not near as powerful as my old phone.

 

[RallySonsOfND]

My personal favorite: I have to wake up at 4 am, to go on vacation.

 

[clashmore_mike]

My bed is too soft.

 

[Rack Em]

I'm just too reckless for most of the general population

 

[GoldenIsThyFame]

None of the damn coffee shops around me carry almond milk.

 

[BobD]

Words that came out of my mouth while talking with my wife today.

"Tomorrow, can you please tell the gardener to stop f#cking with the sprinkler timer?"

 

[Buster Bluth]

math.

 

[Junkhead]

My sprinker system had a head in zone 3 that was sticking, causing a slightly dry patch in my lawn.

/true story

Read BobD's sprinkler post after posting this....lol

 

[AvesEvo]

My HTPC keeps crashing.

 

[AvesEvo]

IMO, the worst first world problems of all... I have a job.

 

[Who'saWildManNow]

Just bought a 70" SHARP and noticed the 80" on sale for only 600 more a week later.... FML

 

[anarin]

Hey Burger King, is it too much to ask for no onions on my burger?

Geez!

 

[irishog77]

The diamond dust I sprinkle on all of my food unfortunately makes my dookie twinkle.

 

[Irish Fam]

the battery on my smartphone dies too fast

 

[woolybug25]

My high school girlfriend loved me because of my money, but finally left me because she said that I was a compulsive liar...


I think it was because she couldn't handle my 17 inch d**k...

 

[TerryTate]

Pretty sure that's not a first world problem


Except for the "high school" thing

 

[AdmiralBackhand]

My appetizer at dinner was way too small of a portion. My entree had to be comped because I told them I wanted my steak medium rare, not well done. The dessert was too sweet to finish.

 

[Kak7304]

I have to take the USMLE Step 1 exam two weeks from today.

 

[Canton_Irish]

McDonald's only gave me 2 barbecue sauces for my twenty piece mcnugget so now I have to ration the sauce

 

[Buster Bluth]

My favorite teams keeps losing to Michigan.

 

[Black Irish]

My wife bought too many prime cut steaks so now I have to have ribeyes for dinner every night this week.

 

[notredomer23]

Somebody asked me what I would do with ten bucks. I asked her where the rest of my money went