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Bob Stoops, after retiring and living a full life, dies and goes to heaven. God was showing him around, and they came upon a modest little house. It had an old, faded Sooners flag in the window.
"This is yours for eternity, Bob. This is a special, not everyone gets a house up here." God told him.
... Bob felt special, indeed, and he walked up to his home. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an Blue and Gold sidewalk, and a 50 ft. flag pole, with a HUGE Notre Dame flag, and in every window, a Notre Dame Cheerleader.
Bob looked at God, and said, "God, I am not trying to be ungrateful,but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 4 consecutive bowl games, and won a national championship, and turned around their entire program."
God said, "What would you like to know, Bob?"
"Well, why does Brian Kelly get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Bob, that isn't Brian's house, it's mine."
lol nice