BeauBenken's Fireside Chats

[BeauBenken]

I could always just hit up Kissme... lol

 

[tankjeep]

How do you determine if a girl is crazy?

I'm pretty sure this girl is because:

1. She has wanted my **** since I first met her (okay that's not TOO crazy, but...)
2. She tried to tell me she loves me
3. She tries to call me all the time
4. She told me that today the following happend:
   • Someone attempted to rape her at school
   • The doctor told her she has diabetes
   • The doctor also said they have to check again because it may be cancer
5. I haven't even met her yet

Thank God I haven't! I'm pretty sure she is looney. Anyone else have experience with crazy women? Advice would be appreciated.

I'm praying she doesn't know where I live.

i've had many experiences with crazy women.....avoid them at all costs.

and for the love of God, don't let them seduce you. it'll probably be the best you've ever had, but trust me.....it ain't worth it. tee hee hee.

 

[tankjeep]

I have the first game of my coaching career this morning. It's just youth football, but hopefully I can start this thing off well. haha

Here's to a couple big wins today (me and the Irish)!

Also, I'm a proud uncle to a brand new third nephew! A good sign to the weekend, right?

congrats.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

I could always just hit up Kissme... lol

You take that back BeauBenken right now!! I am NOT old enough to be a cougar!! I'm only 28!! hahaha. But thank you, I guess when you're only 18, 28, seems ancient. And your girl sounds REAL crazy. RUN AWAY! Before you come home and find a bunny on your stove.

 

[BeauBenken]

You take that back BeauBenken right now!! I am NOT old enough to be a cougar!! I'm only 28!! hahaha. But thank you, I guess when you're only 18, 28, seems ancient. And your girl sounds REAL crazy. RUN AWAY! Before you come home and find a bunny on your stove.

Hahaha! I was just pushing your buttons. Besides, cougar should be a compliment. haha

And a bunny on my stove? What? lol And don't worry, I ran. Quickly.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Hahaha! I was just pushing your buttons. Besides, cougar should be a compliment. haha

And a bunny on my stove? What? lol And don't worry, I ran. Quickly.

I'm not offended, just a little sensitive, the last year of my 20's is creeping up! You, the movie buff, has never seen fatal attraction? Glenn Close boiled a rabbit on Michael Douglas' stove! I'm glad you ran, ol girl sounds cukoo for coacoa puffs.

 

[BeauBenken]

I'm not offended, just a little sensitive, the last year of my 20's is creeping up! You, the movie buff, has never seen fatal attraction? Glenn Close boiled a rabbit on Michael Douglas' stove! I'm glad you ran, ol girl sounds cukoo for coacoa puffs.

lol It ain't easy seeing all the good movies past and present.

 

[tankjeep]

lol It ain't easy seeing all the good movies past and present.

yea, but when it comes to defining crazy girls....."fatal attraction" is the description most used.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Fatal Attraction is a good movie too.

 

[BeauBenken]

I'll have to get to watching Fatal Attraction.

In other news, I've noticed some people saying that Brian Kelly is kinda our last stop as far as coaching goes. We need him to win big. I did agree, but I have to say...

He better not be there too long because I'm gonna be the best coach to hit Notre Dame ever. That's right, I said it.

 

[BobD]

I'll have to get to watching Fatal Attraction.

In other news, I've noticed some people saying that Brian Kelly is kinda our last stop as far as coaching goes. We need him to win big. I did agree, but I have to say...

He better not be there too long because I'm gonna be the best coach to hit Notre Dame ever. That's right, I said it.

You'd be the first coach willing to work for vbucks. : )

 

[tankjeep]

I'll have to get to watching Fatal Attraction.

In other news, I've noticed some people saying that Brian Kelly is kinda our last stop as far as coaching goes. We need him to win big. I did agree, but I have to say...

He better not be there too long because I'm gonna be the best coach to hit Notre Dame ever. That's right, I said it.

maybe by then, you'll be able to grow a goatee......haha.



i kid, i kid.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

People really need to just effing relax. Look how long it took Alabama to come back full throttle after falling from the top of the mountain. Notre Dame is fine. Brian Kelly is the right coach, I wish people would STFU and stop acting like little babies everytime a new coach can't hand us a NC in their first season.

Also, a coach can't make those fools stop turning the ball over, that requires the players to remove their heads from their behinds and keep it in the game. Sorry for the rant, I'm just tired of all the complaining, you're either IRISH all the way, or not at all.

 

[Veer option]

How do you determine if a girl is crazy?

All women are crazy, the trick in life is to find the level of craziness you can deal with.

 

[tankjeep]

All women are crazy, the trick in life is to find the level of craziness you can deal with.

i've heard women say the same thing....but insert "stupid" in lieu of "crazy".

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Beau,
Unfortunately I have a lot of girls I can take examples from...
You can tell a girl is crazy by these ways:

If you are "friends" on facebook, does she like or comment on EVERY status you write? Even if it's "I smell like sweaty cheese"

She calls or texts you, unprovoked more than 5 times per day.

She gets pouty and jealous when you talk to your female friends.

She makes up illnesses, scenarios, or issues to get sympathy.

She's a republican (HA! KIDDING)

She trashes her exes very badly and blames them for every break up she's ever had.

She's a Michigan or USC fan.

Those are just a few. Basically if a girl is mistrusting of you before you even get into a relationship she's crazy and you need to runaway! A real woman won't act like a private investigator or a stalker to get or "keep" a boyfriend.

 

[BeauBenken]

Lmao at all of this.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Lmao at all of this.

Laugh now, cry later.

 

[tankjeep]

Laugh now, cry later.

....especially after your rabbit dies.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

QUOTE=tankjeep;543866]....especially after your rabbit dies.[/QUOTE]





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I forgot she pours acid on his car.

Beau remember this: There's a reason it's called "Girls Gone Wild" and not "Women Gone Wild". When girls go wild, they show their underwear. When women go wild, they kill people.

 

[tankjeep]

somebody's been slacking off......

bb, what gives?

 

[BeauBenken]

somebody's been slacking off......

bb, what gives?

Lmao. Sorry, let me stir something up.

How about I faced a youth team today that had kids bigger than me. Needless to say, we lost 27 - 7. Not bad at all considering the size and talent on their team compared to the size and talent on mine. Definitely a learning experience for my guys. I told 'em that that team would be big and rough.

 

[BeauBenken]

I'm headed to the Colts game against Pittsburgh. Kickoff is at 8:20. Look for me! I'll be sitting in the second row behind the cheerleaders. Score!

 

[BeauBenken]

To anybody that watched that Colts game, I was apparently on national TV.

 

[tankjeep]

To anybody that watched that Colts game, I was apparently on national TV.

nice. it was past my bedtime. way to keep the thread rolling.

sorry about your loss. did the kids learn? that's what matters most

on another note, my u15 swoosh boys team (soccer that is) won it's third game in a row for a 3-0 start to the season. we've only lost one regular season game in 3 years. not bad. good kids.

 

[BobD]

To anybody that watched that Colts game, I was apparently on national TV.

I was looking for anyone that looked like Samuel L. Jackson, but no luck.

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

How's things guys?

 

[BeauBenken]

How's things guys?

Good.

So here's a joke I just heard and decided to alter a tad...

Warning: Slightly obscene. Possibly repulsive and sickening. lol

So a drunk USC fan is at a bar and sees a monkey in a cage behind the bartender. He says, "What's the monkey for?" to the bartender. The bartender says, "Watch." He lets the monkey out of the cage and hits him on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Immediately the monkey begins to give the bartender a blowjob. The drunk USC fan says, "Whoa. That's cool!" The bartender says, "Want to try?" "Sure," says the USC fan, "just don't hit me as hard."

 

[k1ssme1m1r1sh]

Good.

So here's a joke I just heard and decided to alter a tad...

Warning: Slightly obscene. Possibly repulsive and sickening. lol

So a drunk USC fan is at a bar and sees a monkey in a cage behind the bartender. He says, "What's the monkey for?" to the bartender. The bartender says, "Watch." He lets the monkey out of the cage and hits him on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Immediately the monkey begins to the bartender a blowjob. The drunk USC fan says, "Whoa. That's cool!" The bartender says, "Want to try?" "Sure," says the USC fan, "just don't hit me as hard."

 

[BeauBenken]

Okay, I haven't used my own thread in a little while so here is something to get the thread going:

When you were a kid, what did you want to be?