All Things SkunkBear

[gregm83]

I believe most are highly underrated recruits and Michigan will be dominant on offense next year

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

I believe most are highly underrated recruits and Michigan will be dominant on offense next year

Italics? I'm trying to decide if I need to set up a date for us at the Irsay YMCA...so clarification as to whether or not you were kidding would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Fuck Michigan.

 

[GrangerIrish24]

Fuck Michigan.

Say it louder for the people in the back

 

[irishnd31]

Italics? I'm trying to decide if I need to set up a date for us at the Irsay YMCA...so clarification as to whether or not you were kidding would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

 

[irishnd31]

Greg...you are soooooo fucked.

 

[Cackalacky2.0]

Italics? I'm trying to decide if I need to set up a date for us at the Irsay YMCA...so clarification as to whether or not you were kidding would be greatly appreciated.

Im constantly training for the day my time comes.

 

[gregm83]

Sorry etiquette
I would love to have approximately 10% of my scholarships be given to RB only.

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Sorry etiquette
I would love to have approximately 10% of my scholarships be given to RB only.

You can never be too careful around these parts...

 

[FU BK]

Gonna have to limit the amount of Munchies Bryce eats or he will be Jared Lorenzen 2.0

 

[Blazers46]

Maybe they know who will be entering the portal

 

[Some Irish Bloke]

Gonna have to limit the amount of Munchies Bryce eats or he will be Jared Lorenzen 2.0

Spending all of that NIL $ at Culvers

 

[dublinirish]

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2025/04/22/um-michigan-immune-from-matt-weiss-hacking-scandal-university-lawyers-say/83217661007/

these cunts at it again

 

[Irish#1]

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2025/04/22/um-michigan-immune-from-matt-weiss-hacking-scandal-university-lawyers-say/83217661007/

these cunts at it again

The nickname scUM is so appropriate.

 

[ulukinatme]

I saw this headline and read it as "Smeagol" the first time. Then I started searching.

Michigan lands Brady Smigiel, No. 4 pocket passer in '26 class

Four-star quarterback Brady Smigiel, ESPN's No. 4 pocket passer in the 2026 class, has committed to Michigan.

www.espn.com

Then AI gave me this and I thought I'd share. The hissing was my favorite part:

Picture this:

The Big House is roaring, maize and blue a swirling frenzy. The Wolverines are lining up for a crucial play. And there, in the defensive line, crouched low and twitching with surprising agility, is Gollum. His wide, pale eyes dart around, and you can almost hear his raspy whispers of "Precious... my ball..."

He'd be an… unconventional player, to say the least.

• Speed and Agility: You can bet he'd be lightning-fast and incredibly shifty. Imagine him slithering through blockers, a nightmare for any offensive line.
• Strength: While not outwardly imposing, years of clambering through caves and his unnatural tenacity might translate to surprising bursts of power.
• Teamwork: This is where things get tricky. Would he pass? Would he follow the play? Or would he just fixate on the ball, muttering about his "precious" and trying to make off with it?
• Crowd Appeal: He'd certainly be a spectacle! The roar of the crowd would likely be a mix of cheers, gasps, and bewildered laughter. Imagine the merchandise! "Gollum #1" jerseys would fly off the shelves.
• Penalties: Oh, the penalties! Unnecessary roughness (biting?), illegal use of hands (all the time?), and probably a few unsportsmanlike conduct flags for hissing at the referees.

 

[Dale]

 

[MrNimbus]

So I was just going to post this in reply:
But then...


The best I've come up with is c3p0n3. Anyone got something better?

 

[NDFAN2008]

Holland hasn’t posted anything about Osborne today lol 😂

 

[irishnd31]

Appears there is a skip on that vinyl…..
On the on the….

Dumbass

 

[irish4ever]

Holland hasn’t posted anything about Osborne today lol 😂

Regardless, FUCK meatchicken!

 

[Huntr]

Moore suspended for 2 games next year lmaoooo

ESPN (@espn.com)

Breaking: Michigan coach Sherrone Moore is expected to be suspended for two games for the upcoming 2025 season as part of self-imposed sanctions by the university in regards to the Connor Stalions advanced scouting scandal, industry sources tell Dan Wetzel and Pete Thamel. http://spr.ly/6332527Dwc

bsky.app

 

[notredomer23]

Moore suspended for 2 games next year lmaoooo

ESPN (@espn.com)

Breaking: Michigan coach Sherrone Moore is expected to be suspended for two games for the upcoming 2025 season as part of self-imposed sanctions by the university in regards to the Connor Stalions advanced scouting scandal, industry sources tell Dan Wetzel and Pete Thamel. http://spr.ly/6332527Dwc

bsky.app

Their president is bailing for Florida too.

 

[Irish#1]

Trying to get out in front before the NCAA rules.

Michigan Head Coach Sherrone Moore Expected to be Suspended During 2025 Season

The self-imposed suspension is related to the Connor Stalions scouting scandal.

www.si.com

 

[zelezo vlk]

Didn’t realize it was self imposed. Missed that part in the ESPN notification

Edit: Wait scUM is starting the suspension in Week 3 because they’re scared of Oklahoma?? Get wrecked lol

 

[HouseofPain]

Trying to get out in front before the NCAA rules.

Michigan Head Coach Sherrone Moore Expected to be Suspended During 2025 Season

The self-imposed suspension is related to the Connor Stalions scouting scandal.

www.si.com

Man such a sacrifice! Sitting out against nail biters like Central Michigan and Nebraska! What great character!

 

[ThePiombino]

This is the most chicken shit nothing burger move Michigan could possibly make Honestly only makes them look like absolute turds.

 

[BleedBlueGold]

 

[MacIrish75]

 

[KPENN]

OU/Michigan is quite the epic Week 2 Mid-off