2018 Hot takes and Predictions

[GowerND11]

1. Wimbush passes for 2500 yards
2. Ogundeji has 4.5 sacks
3. Michigan STILL hasn't scored on the Irish as of 9/2/18

 

[KyfightingIrish36]

Avery Davis totals 500 all purpose yards.

 

[IrishLion]

Avery Davis totals 500 all purpose yards.

That could either be a very good sign or a very bad sign. Not sure which way lol

 

[KyfightingIrish36]

That could either be a very good sign or a very bad sign. Not sure which way lol

Im going more with the good, he really impressed me in the spring game.

 

[beryirish]

1. Julian has a "sophomore slump" to his production last year.

2. Oline gains more total yards than year before.

3. Everybody loves Wimbush

4. CJ Holmes rejoins the team

5. Michael Young is the leading receiver in yards.

6. ND has 3 1st Team All-Americans on the team.

 

[phork]

1. ND goes 11-1
2. Losing inexplicably to Northwestern (again)
3. ND Jail sexes Michigan and officially lights the Harbaugh Hotseat.
4. Bryce Love loses the Heisman after rushing for 30 yards against ND.
5. Lose in a semifinal game to Georgia.

 

[notredomer23]

1. ND goes 11-1
2. Losing inexplicably to Northwestern (again)
3. ND Jail sexes Michigan and officially lights the Harbaugh Hotseat.
4. Bryce Love loses the Heisman after rushing for 30 yards against ND.
5. Lose in a semifinal game to Georgia.

If our only loss is to Northwestern with wins against VT, UM, FSU, Stanford, and USC idk if I would be absolutely thrilled or absolutely crushed.

 

[zelezo vlk]

I'm gonna be so pissed if the team loses to those nerds in Evanston with me there. That would be insufferable

 

[T Town Tommy]

1. After finishing 9-3, BK leaves South Bend and heads to Stanford, replacing D. Shaw who replaces J. Harbaugh at Michigan. Harbaugh's length of stay in Kalamazoo Psychiatric Hospital is unkonown at this time.

2. ND scrambles to find their HC and instead turn to a familiar sideline general. Lou Holtz agrees to coach two years max and be given the right to name his successor. Speculation runs wild in South Bend that Lou will somehow convince U Meyer that he is needed in South Bend and Meyer leaves Ohio State to become the Irish AD and coach in waiting.

3. Tom Loy is so excited about the changes in South Bend that he crystal ball's every five star recruit in next year's class to the Irish.

4. Irish Envy crashes due to the shear volume of posters trying to access the site. After coming back on line, only Koon can log on to the system. After several arguments with himself, he decides to impose a self ban, thus ending IE's run as the premier sports forum for Irish football.

5. In a rare offseason of no turmoil for Irish football, they open the season ranked # 1 nationally after coming off a 12-1 Holtz led season and a loss the Central Florida in the National Championship game.

6. Lou Holtz announces that he will step down immediately after the season opener in 2019 and U Meyer takes the helm and leads the Irish to an undefeated season and NC.

7. Shortly after, Notre Dame President John Jenkins announces he will retire and his last contribution to the university will be to shutter the football program and turn Notre Dame in to the most prestigious university in the world.

8. Former President Donald Trump is named the new President of Notre Dame and will work closely with Jenkins during the transition.

 

[NDohio]

1. After finishing 9-3, BK leaves South Bend and heads to Stanford, replacing D. Shaw who replaces J. Harbaugh at Michigan. Harbaugh's length of stay in Kalamazoo Psychiatric Hospital is unkonown at this time.

2. ND scrambles to find their HC and instead turn to a familiar sideline general. Lou Holtz agrees to coach two years max and be given the right to name his successor. Speculation runs wild in South Bend that Lou will somehow convince U Meyer that he is needed in South Bend and Meyer leaves Ohio State to become the Irish AD and coach in waiting.

3. Tom Loy is so excited about the changes in South Bend that he crystal ball's every five star recruit in next year's class to the Irish.

4. Irish Envy crashes due to the shear volume of posters trying to access the site. After coming back on line, only Koon can log on to the system. After several arguments with himself, he decides to impose a self ban, thus ending IE's run as the premier sports forum for Irish football.

5. In a rare offseason of no turmoil for Irish football, they open the season ranked # 1 nationally after coming off a 12-1 Holtz led season and a loss the Central Florida in the National Championship game.

6. Lou Holtz announces that he will step down immediately after the season opener in 2019 and U Meyer takes the helm and leads the Irish to an undefeated season and NC.

7. Shortly after, Notre Dame President John Jenkins announces he will retire and his last contribution to the university will be to shutter the football program and turn Notre Dame in to the most prestigious university in the world.

8. Former President Donald Trump is named the new President of Notre Dame and will work closely with Jenkins during the transition.

I thought you liked us?

 

[koonja]

1. After finishing 9-3, BK leaves South Bend and heads to Stanford, replacing D. Shaw who replaces J. Harbaugh at Michigan. Harbaugh's length of stay in Kalamazoo Psychiatric Hospital is unkonown at this time.

2. ND scrambles to find their HC and instead turn to a familiar sideline general. Lou Holtz agrees to coach two years max and be given the right to name his successor. Speculation runs wild in South Bend that Lou will somehow convince U Meyer that he is needed in South Bend and Meyer leaves Ohio State to become the Irish AD and coach in waiting.

3. Tom Loy is so excited about the changes in South Bend that he crystal ball's every five star recruit in next year's class to the Irish.

4. Irish Envy crashes due to the shear volume of posters trying to access the site. After coming back on line, only Koon can log on to the system. After several arguments with himself, he decides to impose a self ban, thus ending IE's run as the premier sports forum for Irish football.

5. In a rare offseason of no turmoil for Irish football, they open the season ranked # 1 nationally after coming off a 12-1 Holtz led season and a loss the Central Florida in the National Championship game.

6. Lou Holtz announces that he will step down immediately after the season opener in 2019 and U Meyer takes the helm and leads the Irish to an undefeated season and NC.

7. Shortly after, Notre Dame President John Jenkins announces he will retire and his last contribution to the university will be to shutter the football program and turn Notre Dame in to the most prestigious university in the world.

8. Former President Donald Trump is named the new President of Notre Dame and will work closely with Jenkins during the transition.

Pure gold, post of the year candidate.

Man would IE be great the way you laid it out!

 

[indianamouse]

1. Coach Lea puts on the pads as a "walk-on", inserts himself into the starting lineup, and becomes an all american.

2. We win the national title on a safety caused by the aforementioned Lea.

3. Our new walk on fullback rushes for 2,000 yards.

 

[Rudy89]

If we win 10 games Kelly will go to the NFL.

More than likely we will have a bad-average season but win a bowl or upset USC which will keep Kelly from getting in the hot seat.

 

[Blaise]

Week 1 we get blown out 35-7. Message board calls for Kelly and Wimbush Head. ND doesn’t flinch and peels off the next 11 wins to go 11-1 and play in the Playoff

We get Alabama in round one and lose 35-3. Message board returns to calling for Wimbush and Kelly’s Head

 

[Valpodoc85]

Week 1 we get blown out 35-7. Message board calls for Kelly and Wimbush Head. ND doesn’t flinch and peels off the next 11 wins to go 11-1 and play in the Playoff

We get Alabama in round one and lose 35-3. Message board returns to calling for Wimbush and Kelly’s Head

too close to home...

 

[TheSunIsRising]

1. After finishing 9-3, BK leaves South Bend and heads to Stanford, replacing D. Shaw who replaces J. Harbaugh at Michigan. Harbaugh's length of stay in Kalamazoo Psychiatric Hospital is unkonown at this time.

2. ND scrambles to find their HC and instead turn to a familiar sideline general. Lou Holtz agrees to coach two years max and be given the right to name his successor. Speculation runs wild in South Bend that Lou will somehow convince U Meyer that he is needed in South Bend and Meyer leaves Ohio State to become the Irish AD and coach in waiting.

3. Tom Loy is so excited about the changes in South Bend that he crystal ball's every five star recruit in next year's class to the Irish.

4. Irish Envy crashes due to the shear volume of posters trying to access the site. After coming back on line, only Koon can log on to the system. After several arguments with himself, he decides to impose a self ban, thus ending IE's run as the premier sports forum for Irish football.

5. In a rare offseason of no turmoil for Irish football, they open the season ranked # 1 nationally after coming off a 12-1 Holtz led season and a loss the Central Florida in the National Championship game.

6. Lou Holtz announces that he will step down immediately after the season opener in 2019 and U Meyer takes the helm and leads the Irish to an undefeated season and NC.

7. Shortly after, Notre Dame President John Jenkins announces he will retire and his last contribution to the university will be to shutter the football program and turn Notre Dame in to the most prestigious university in the world.

8. Former President Donald Trump is named the new President of Notre Dame and will work closely with Jenkins during the transition.

5c. Alabama claim this as another National Championship. They also back-claim 1862-1865

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

JOK and S. Simon tag team the Rover position

 

[fightingirish26]

Wilkins and Bracy both start fall camp at corner, both are at least splitting time on offense by the opener.

 

[ickythump1225]

ND goes 11-2 and beats Penn St in the Fiesta Bowl.

Clark Lea becomes the DC at Bama and the next day BK takes the Patriots job after Belichick replaces Sarah Huckabee as the next White House Press Secretary. Justin Fuentes is then appointed HC by Pope Francis over Jeff Brohm.

After every home game is played in a torrential downpour, Nicco Fertitta dips into his lunch money and installs a dome on the newly renamed Fertitta Field inside the UFC & Station Casino Stadium. Joe Rogan replaces Doug Flutie in the booth.

Blake Barnett transfers in after a year at USF with 3 years of eligibility remaining.

Justin Fuente fires Ron Powlus and replaces him with Davonte Neal.

Don't care about the rest of it, make the bold happen!

 

[ickythump1225]

-ND wins 10 or 11 games
-Wimbush takes a big step forward and takes ND's offense to the next level
-We will games to "lesser" opponents and fans will call for BK's job for "not winning by enough"
-The Navy game will be the cause of heartburn and heartache
-Much of IE will call for us to stop playing Navy

 

[Veritate Duce Progredi]

Hot takes for Ball State?

Who has the most TDs?
Who has the most sacks?
Most TOs forced?
Most tackles?
Most rushing yds?
Most receiving yds?

How many points do we put up?

 

[OhioIrish31]

Who has the most TDs? …….Wimbush
Who has the most sacks?......Coney
Most TOs forced?...…………….Coney
Most tackles?...………………….Coney
Most rushing yds?...…………..Wimbush
Most receiving yds?...………..Claypool

How many points do we put up? …..55

 

[Irish YJ]

Hot takes for Ball State?

Who has the most TDs? 3 way tie, BW, Armstrong, and Claypool have two each.
Who has the most sacks? Tillery
Most TOs forced? Gilman
Most tackles? Coney
Most rushing yds? Armstrong
Most passing yds? Book (coming in early second half)
Most receiving yds? Claypool

How many points do we put up? 59

 

[Bluto]

I think this team blows out Navy.

 

[BobbyMac]

Who has the most TDs? ............... Avery Davis
Who has the most sacks? ............. Hayes
Most TOs forced? ......................... Pride
Most tackles? ............................... Gilman
Most rushing yds? ......................... Jones
Most receiving yds? ....................... Boykin

How many points do we put up? ..... 64

 

[Circa]

Hopefully this isn't because all the other RB's are on suspension...

Naaa, It's because he Is the Man!

 

[TDHeysus]

Who has the most TDs? ................ Wimbush
Who has the most sacks? .............. Kareem
Most TOs forced? .......................... Tranquill
Most tackles? ................................ Tranquill
Most rushing yds? ......................... Jones, jr
Most receiving yds? ....................... Finke!

How many points do we put up? 48

 

[Luckylucci]

Hot takes for Ball State?

Who has the most TDs?
Who has the most sacks?
Most TOs forced?
Most tackles?
Most rushing yds?
Most receiving yds?

How many points do we put up?

TD’s, Armstrong
Sacks, Kareem
TO’s forced, Gilman
Tackles, Coney
Rushing yds, Armstrong
Rec. yds, Boykin

47 pts.

I think Armstrong has a monster game. He’s going to continue to grow as a runner and there will be a lot more daylight tomorrow. Those will turn into house calls.

 

[loomis41973]

Who has the most TDs? The defense
Who has the most sacks? Coney
Most TOs forced? Love
Most tackles? Coney
Most rushing yds? Wimbush
Most receiving yds? Claypool

How many points do we put up? 52

 

[snoopdog]

Td’s Claypool
Sacks Kareem
TO’s Tranquill
Tackles Coney
Rushing yds Armstrong
Rev yds Claypool
Points 49 for 13 against