'18 PA QB Phil Jurkovec (Wherever I May Roam Chud)

tko

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Good luck to Phil. Life can humble you in an instant. Try to stay hungry and be humble.
 

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Excited to see Phil's personal growth as he's slowly realizing what's most important to him with every move.

Good Brand --> Good People --> Good Bench Cushions (?)
 

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I always really liked Boston College football despite most of my family having no affiliation with the university. I always thought BC held the most mediocre of ideals as a school people went to if they wanted to go to Notre Dame, but either couldn’t get in or couldn’t succeed there. I don’t think the institution practices these virtues in all areas of campus, but I know they can’t really do any better than they are at this point. Did you know Chestnut Hill isn’t even actually in Boston? They need to be more transparent about that. I urge them to do better, but I don’t think they can. I wish many of those I met success…except for Doug Flutie. Fuck that guy.

In the words of Alanis, isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?
 

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I FREAKING KNEW IT

this is going to turn out just like in Transformers when the decepticons combine to form the “Predaking” form with the sole of eradicating the Autobots.

Duzz and Phail are about to spend all their free time conspiring to solely beat ND. They will be fine with going 1-11 as long as that win is against ND.
 

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Phil Jurkovec’s Instagram. November 2023.

I always really liked Pitt football despite most of my family having no affiliation with the university. I always thought Pitt held less than mediocre of ideals as a school people went to if they were from Pittsburgh and didn’t want to work in the coal industry or the steel mills. I don’t think the institution practices these virtues in all areas of campus, but I know they can’t really do any better than they are at this point. When did they change the name of the stadium from Heinz Field? I was really hoping to see that giant ketchup bottle. Duzz didn’t tell me that when i committed. I urge them to do better, but I don’t think they can. I wish many of those I met success…except for Mark May. Fuck that guy.
 

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I think this sums up 5* Phil.

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Sucks to be Narduzzi.
Seriously. He probably doesn’t even want him, he just knows he has no other options.

But, it’s destiny, those two deserve each other.

It’ll be funny when we run up the score on those turds next season with Minchey scoring a late game TD while Phil bursts into a tantrum on the sideline. At which point Narduzzi gives Phil his binky to help console him.
 
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