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Womens water polo, but close.
'18 PA QB Phil Jurkovec (Wherever I May Roam Chud)
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Ha. Posted this a little after you, in the Pyne thread. Didn’t realize you already had that idea. Would be hilarious.
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Gifs you can hear
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It’s a good scene. 😂
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Jurkovec has informed the staff that he is opting out of the bowl game.
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I am unsure of the source and trying to establish the veracity of this article.
5 Star Phil to transfer to Notre Dame’s Women’s Cross Country Team
Former Fighting Irish QB, Phil Jurkovec has announced his interest in joining the Notre Dame Women’s track team. His discipline would be Cross Country. Obviously, there were some questions.
Firstly, Jurkovec has changed his name from Phil to Phyllis and would self-identify as a woman. When asked about this, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Everyone’s doing it! Given what I have been through, I think I deserve some of that sweet, sweet appropriation. Some mean coaches said that I threw like a girl… so be it”.
When asked about her experience in cross-country, Phyllis replied, “It’s easy! I’ve been running pretty hard for the past few years. I ran to South Bend, Indiana and then I ran to Boston College and then I ran to Pittsburgh”. When asked about his stamina, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Stamina? I did all that running and I was still able to talk a lot of shit about different schools, players, coaches and cultural appropriation! Do you think someone with poor stamina can invest that sort of energy day after day after day?”
So there you have it folks, Phyllis Jurkovec to the Notre Dame Women’s Cross Country team!!
Again, still trying to establish the veracity of the article… LOL!
Cheers and Go Irish!!
5 Star Phil to transfer to Notre Dame’s Women’s Cross Country Team
Former Fighting Irish QB, Phil Jurkovec has announced his interest in joining the Notre Dame Women’s track team. His discipline would be Cross Country. Obviously, there were some questions.
Firstly, Jurkovec has changed his name from Phil to Phyllis and would self-identify as a woman. When asked about this, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Everyone’s doing it! Given what I have been through, I think I deserve some of that sweet, sweet appropriation. Some mean coaches said that I threw like a girl… so be it”.
When asked about her experience in cross-country, Phyllis replied, “It’s easy! I’ve been running pretty hard for the past few years. I ran to South Bend, Indiana and then I ran to Boston College and then I ran to Pittsburgh”. When asked about his stamina, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Stamina? I did all that running and I was still able to talk a lot of shit about different schools, players, coaches and cultural appropriation! Do you think someone with poor stamina can invest that sort of energy day after day after day?”
So there you have it folks, Phyllis Jurkovec to the Notre Dame Women’s Cross Country team!!
Again, still trying to establish the veracity of the article… LOL!
Cheers and Go Irish!!
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Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec arrested, charged with vehicle theft
Jurkovec, 26, was arrested Friday after police said he stole a box truck from the valet garage at AHN Wexford Hospital.
www.cbsnews.com
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Do you spend all day scouring the Interwebs for this stuff?Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec arrested, charged with vehicle theft
Jurkovec, 26, was arrested Friday after police said he stole a box truck from the valet garage at AHN Wexford Hospital.
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People are talking about it on Irish Illustrated already.
Stole a box truck from a hospital parking garage.
(It had GPS and he got tracked down).....
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Agreed. It is funny when it's just "football demise," like him getting moved to TE at Pitt after that egregious Instagram post (while being hurt and not even playing!) when BC visited. However, when it's off field/personal issues, you don't wish that on anyone.
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It's on CBS...a massive outlet. Pipe down.
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CBS National News is covering a box truck theft in Pittsburgh? Also, did you have mixed emotions over MJ blocking the punt Saturday?
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I was almost too afraid to see what I would find when this thread was bumped… almost.
He’s still young and has time to straighten out. Hopefully he does.
He’s still young and has time to straighten out. Hopefully he does.
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Yeah I figured European football or something along those lines.
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I may or may not have seen God himself.
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He can join the prison football team like Adam Sandler did
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I Hate to speculate but this is behavior of someone with substance abuse issues, whatever is troubling the guy I hope he straightens himself out.
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Not chesty.
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Former Pitt quarterback Phil Jurkovec arrested, charged with vehicle theft
Jurkovec, 26, was arrested Friday after police said he stole a box truck from the valet garage at AHN Wexford Hospital.
Wow, I've bagged on the guy a lot because of his big mouth and his ability to put his foot in it time and time again, but I do sincerely hope he gets some help. Starting to remind me of Maurice Clarett.