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Ha. Posted this a little after you, in the Pyne thread. Didn’t realize you already had that idea. Would be hilarious.
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Jurkovec has informed the staff that he is opting out of the bowl game.
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I am unsure of the source and trying to establish the veracity of this article.
5 Star Phil to transfer to Notre Dame’s Women’s Cross Country Team
Former Fighting Irish QB, Phil Jurkovec has announced his interest in joining the Notre Dame Women’s track team. His discipline would be Cross Country. Obviously, there were some questions.
Firstly, Jurkovec has changed his name from Phil to Phyllis and would self-identify as a woman. When asked about this, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Everyone’s doing it! Given what I have been through, I think I deserve some of that sweet, sweet appropriation. Some mean coaches said that I threw like a girl… so be it”.
When asked about her experience in cross-country, Phyllis replied, “It’s easy! I’ve been running pretty hard for the past few years. I ran to South Bend, Indiana and then I ran to Boston College and then I ran to Pittsburgh”. When asked about his stamina, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Stamina? I did all that running and I was still able to talk a lot of shit about different schools, players, coaches and cultural appropriation! Do you think someone with poor stamina can invest that sort of energy day after day after day?”
So there you have it folks, Phyllis Jurkovec to the Notre Dame Women’s Cross Country team!!
Again, still trying to establish the veracity of the article… LOL!
Cheers and Go Irish!!
5 Star Phil to transfer to Notre Dame’s Women’s Cross Country Team
Former Fighting Irish QB, Phil Jurkovec has announced his interest in joining the Notre Dame Women’s track team. His discipline would be Cross Country. Obviously, there were some questions.
Firstly, Jurkovec has changed his name from Phil to Phyllis and would self-identify as a woman. When asked about this, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Everyone’s doing it! Given what I have been through, I think I deserve some of that sweet, sweet appropriation. Some mean coaches said that I threw like a girl… so be it”.
When asked about her experience in cross-country, Phyllis replied, “It’s easy! I’ve been running pretty hard for the past few years. I ran to South Bend, Indiana and then I ran to Boston College and then I ran to Pittsburgh”. When asked about his stamina, Ms. Jurkovec replied, “Stamina? I did all that running and I was still able to talk a lot of shit about different schools, players, coaches and cultural appropriation! Do you think someone with poor stamina can invest that sort of energy day after day after day?”
So there you have it folks, Phyllis Jurkovec to the Notre Dame Women’s Cross Country team!!
Again, still trying to establish the veracity of the article… LOL!
Cheers and Go Irish!!